Dawoodi Bohra Forum

MF,

Surely that would and is being done, but practically cannot be done all of the time.
Life has to and does go on. No matter what.

It would be worst if others did not patronise at all.

If a Taxi driver knows (2001, common knowledge) what are these Khotharis here know if anything. Seven years (Indian Govt has 5 year plans) they themselves are planning for his death ......they need to business plan these things well in advance. And for sure % share of the loot too. HaH, these here K...

Guys this is the extended/better of the above,
watch this:

http://www.ulinkx.com/video/7415264/jef ... _terrorist

EnJoY !!!

http://www.ulinkx.com/video/7795669/achmed

Tahir,

Halal Bucks used for Masjids.
Haram bucks for toilets and such.

"the kothari" made our musafir khana'stoilet
but Tahir made the Masjids and Musafir Khanas

Halaal Bucks YES, Tahir keep them.

"SHIT" deposit it in there hands.
That is what they want. Give it to them.

GULF, you have not yet gone to the Ganoologist,

Pro-Frog, You do not just READ you have also to UNDERSTAND, the lanaats are quote/unquote as said by Africawalla (though written by Tahir) Africawalla "The last time we slept together was 20 years back ! I am sure it is some progressive's child. Laanat on Iblis Engineer..laanat laanat!" Th...

Originally posted by Gursevak: I have a few questions I hope you practicing Islamists will answer 1. Is it jahez for a musalman to wear contact lenses or hearing aid? 2. Can a musalman wear a Sikh turban? 3. Can a musalman woman try out clothes in front of a non-muslman saleswoman? I hope you will ...

KAKAJI Africawala, If you are grown up and matured, you would not want to be on this "jokes" topic nor even on this board or the site. Tahir is not so thick skinned as you are, to take attacks on Engineer. You started with "aarse" and now with giving a spin on "lanats"...

Originally posted by Muslim First:
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Please stick to subject Sunni-Bohri Marriage
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HaH !
The Sunni-Bohra Marriage is done.
On their way to a Honey Moon.
And we the invitees have missed the Bhori Jamaans....the Shadi ne Murgee.

Mohammed TS, I am am with you. But this is where it ends when once started. Had mentioned in one's posting: Attacking one's leader (Engineer in this case) results in reaction of attacking the others. But here he is unable to since Syedna is his Dai too. So he attacks in fustration, where it would hu...

Hurrs #(ing) 72.

Not in good taste.

Johny: I am bad with spellings but they all mean what me thinks: "What is Ganoologist ? Do you mean Gynecologist" One from iGoogle jokes today: Q: What''s the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist ? A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

Mohammed TS,

He started and you said nothing.

" Africawala with such a cheap joke. guys please !!! "

Originally posted by africawalla:
How do you get 100 Progs in a Taxi ?
Call one of them Asger Engineer and 99 will crawl up his Ar****

"i very well know the meaning of "GIMMICK", you dont need to put so many efforts on finding that for me" I had to, because the last time when I said 'ganologist' these khotari guy looked up dictionary for "geneologist" and questioned a lot about my family tree. Not thei...

So Mr A Engineer has been finally accepted to be a Khotari.
This is a "topic" jokes "ON KOTHAR"

Anajmi,

"I think you would get by"

Same thing.
Again what he says is do a GIMMICK
Fine if you are able to, I find it difficult.

1. GIMMICK (noun) a drawback or difficulty that is not readily evident; "it sounds good but what's the catch?" [syn: catch]

Not so easy as this Africa man puts it.

GIMMICK

for more on GIMMICK

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=gimmick

Most marriages/nikkahs by Bhoris are performed by the priests(kazi). It does involve that the misaq is given by the other. It is made out to be as non binding and of not much consequences but it is oath that is given and remains. Since you know of the misaq, you must read its proper format (translat...

Dear Smiley, Before everything else let me wish you all the best. Go ahead get married. You have already aquainted yourself with the Dawoodi-Bohra relegion. Do not expect him, though do try, to convert him away from his belief if you want. But there will be great difficulties in doing so. Generally ...

TURBO,

But do you laugh. Did you ????
Have a good day

Gulf, What are you talking about. Have I not told you so many times that I DO NOT reapeat DO NOT FOLLOW any PERSON. I am LEAD by ALLAH. I do not or did ever have anything to do with the Progressives nor with Mr Engineer or any of his people, infact I cannot even recalling knowing any Udaipuris. But ...

Enlarge the second picture, the object POPs right in front, focused

Links take a while to open: patience, it is worth the wait

EnJOY:

Watch one after another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEfn54GixAg

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Gulf Bhai,

I too have encouraged this guy before.
Everyone has a right to opinions.
And they change over new learning.

Interesting post Gulf. Thanks

This guy seems to be a cheap politician.

His only brother was Zakiuddin Bandukwalla, "accidently" shot in his gun store by two stray "mafia" bullets in the chest. He and Esakbhai were involved with th mafia. Eshakbhai too was "barrat".

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