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zinger, i would suggest that you in fact leave your soiled undies unwashed for a few weeks and then gift pack them as per bhai sbm's instructions but send them to mufatlal c/o saifee palace, malabar hill, mumbai. do not forget to enclose with it your receipt of purchase from pantaloons + the courie...

Meherbaan Sahebo, Aa thi janaavanu ke hu Ramzan mahina na shuru thi Surat ni ( *Badri Masjid *Begumpura ni Majid, India Bakery na paachhal* ) ma Maghribe Namaz parwaa maate jaav chhu. Param divase Jamea thi aavela Ustaad Shk. Huzefa Bhabhrawala e ehna bayaan ma em kahyu ke Mufaddal Mola toh Khuda c...

Wajid wrote: There is nothing but "adawat" in this dawat.
Rehmat ni gaadi has become Reh Mat (if you have an opinion).

well said, wajidbhai...

ozzy, mate, do not underestimate yourself or make yourself so bashful out of modesty. compared to our creator, we are all insignificant anyways. continue enjoying yr lattes and throwing shrimps on the barbie at bondi beach, but do turn your attention now to this blood sucking creature called muffy ...

zinger, don't you know, the saifee palace is a black hole? things can only go in, nothing can come out. your hanes chaddies have gone beyond the point of no return... but why worry? they can be safely used by those who are outside the orbit of the kothar, people like bhai sbm, hussain ksa, canadian...

nothing has changed, in fact the dai is getting much more powerful and arrogant. he has usurped the attributes of the prophet and his as- habas (in name only, in reality he and his family are hypocrites and asteen ka saanp). he strides all over the world as if he owns it, the lord of all he surveys...

rule no. 74. the ex syedna, dead as a dodo but still al hayy, took care of the external appearance and uniforms of abdes and amtes, with the white saaya, kurta, hijar, topi, ridha etc. but his more illustrious son the mu-faad-daal scam artist, has decided to now cast his noorani and ghaib na jaanka...

inspite of repeated clamour on this issue, the blood-thirsty beast mu-faad-daal goes around decimating wildlife, wasting half a million dollars of the community's funds on every shikar trip to fulfill his savage lust. ozdundee, this should be your next project. with your connections please bring th...

time to revive this thread now that the month of haraam ni kamai, mental manipulation and torture of abdes is near by the rascal clergy. where the islamic world welcomes this month of piety, mercy, austerity and charity, the bohras dread the forcible collection of money in the form of unislamic tax...

an important commentary on the above rule: deep throat conveyed to me that there was considerable opposition to the formulation of this new policy by qasre ali on the grounds that engaging abdes in activities hitherto confined to amtes might lead to further emasculation among abdes. whereas the res...

rule no. 73 contd. ii) after the successful implementation and emasculation of abdes vide roti making schemes, it has now been decided that all abdes will have to compulsorily enroll in stitching classes. this education will be done in phases: in the first phase, abdes will learn how to thread need...

rule no. 73 i) it has been decided at the highest levels by the HPC of the DEH that our aqa and maula should be awarded with some title or the other every month. all mumeen and mumeenat are exhorted to exert every human effort in scouting the universe for such honorifics. witness the recent award o...

haa haa haa, welcome back AZ. we have had our differences in the past but you truly were sorely missed. you will be astounded by the new leaf that i have become BTW yes, zinger, i am very pleasantly surprised at the new you! better late than never... allah ke ghar mein der hai, andher nahi.

Foremost among the new rules being promulgated is one which is earth-shaking in its profound implications. This goes to the very core of our bohra spiritual beliefs. It is, in its simplicity, a deft but highly skilful move in deflecting oft-spouted criticism about the actions of the bohra lord of t...

after suffering many trials and extreme tribulations, i have managed to secure the release of "deep throat" from the clutches of the demons and gargoyles of saifee palace, where he was confined deep in the dark dungeons, deprived of proper nourishment and subjected to gory BDSM practices at the han...

james wrote:...Pick one.

james, where were you all this time? deciding which side of your nose to pick? just pick one.

i have also heard that those who do not have love for dai, their maatam will not be accepted by hussain. if dai is unhappy with you, then imam hussain ki kuch bhi nahi chalegi, no matter you do maatam for 2 hours or 2 days. in fact all the panjatan will give you a cold shoulder. with brother hoze u...

.....to give sharaf of qadambosi to as many as possible. Please only register the name if you have not had this sharaf even once. http://www.dubaijamaat.org/surveys/take_survey.php?x=NTQzNTM%3D i am so PROUD & OVERJOYED that i have never had the sharaf of qadambosi to sts, smb or mufatlal EVEN ONCE...

if Muffy issues a farman that the next Mohurrum vayez will be held in the desert of Rajasthan just to feel the pain of shohadas getting martyred in the deserted heat of Karbala and after the vayez only 1 nankhatai will be given to every Bohra to feel the hunger of shohadas and in this way we can at...

anajmi wrote:Guys, wait up. Do not get too excited. We first need to consult fayyaaz and make sure what ever you guys are planning to do is legal.

and fits into which category of his.... anti muffy, anti bohra, ex mufaddali, anti kothar, or pro skq, pro shia, etc etc etc ad nauseum.

Doesn't it strike you as odd then in this whole quarrel the Imam is not only absent, but nobody even bothers to mention him. As if he does not matter at all. this was my question/comment right at the outset when the schism occured immediately after smb's death and the matter of nass went to the cou...

i have said it before and repeating it again, mufatlal could not and did not accept the mubahila challenge because he did not know the meaning of the word. the only person with true ilm he could ask its meaning was the rightful dai SKQ, and obviously a criminal cannot seek the prosecuting lawyers h...

SBM wrote:^
I thought our Dai is doing all these as they follow the examples of Baba Ramdev and that Godman who was just arrested in India,

my point exactly!

finally what i, bhai sbm and humsafar have succeeded in doing is in unmasking the ugly face and true intentions of this charlatan fayyaz. he is nothing but a muffadali stooge masquerading as an atheist professing free speech, legality and all that b.s. his real (but hidden) agenda is in protecting ...

ghulam muhammed wrote: Bohra Abdes are pushed out as soon as his salaam envelope is received; it takes a fraction of a second. Bohras are crazy bearing this kind of insults even when while giving money.

brother gm,

there is a bohra sucker born every minute...

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