Ismaili Centre Opens In Toronto. MUFFY BURNS!

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Al Zulfiqar
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Ismaili Centre Opens In Toronto. MUFFY BURNS!

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Unread post by Al Zulfiqar » Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:38 pm

http://www.theismaili.org/ismailicentre ... hazar-imam

reported in all major newspapers in canada. the prime minister himself came to inaugurate the centre in the company of the aga khan. the centre reportedly cost 35 million dollars. the aga khan was accorded a state welcome with full honors. the ismaili centre is dedicated to all humanity and is now on the official tourist circuit.

whilst the aga khan creates goodwill for islam and his community, muffy goes on shikar, shikar of wild and endangered animals, God's magnificent and beautiful creations. he fells them with high powered rifles and high velocity impact bullets, after which he goes on shikar of his abdes, fleecing them of millions of dollars to finance his nefarious parasitic family and his own ayyashi, accumulating untold wealth to live the life of yazid and moayiwah.

does muffy or his father or grandfather have any achievements of this scale and vision? all they gave the community was grief, humiliation, extortion, slavery and tyranny.

su mufatlal ni niraali shaan chhe! ena ehsaan ane barakat bewe abde and janwar par beshumaar chhe!!

Ozdundee
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Unread post by Ozdundee » Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:53 pm

These are straight from very reliable sources , as appreciation for the kind hospitality that Africa has presented to the 3 Diais , 51, 52 and now 53 , and the 150 years that Dawoodi Bohra have prospered in their tens of thousands in the new homeland of Africa , Sayedna Mufadal and Sayedna Qutbudin as a joint initiative is about launch a master plan to build a truly inspiring project.

1000 bed hospital where Bohras and local Africans will be treated and operated at cost where hundreds of Bohra doctors will work for free as khidmat

4000 student university that will specialise in tropical debases and micro finance economics to make Africans self employed and become vyaparis.

Research centres , economic zones for education and sciences to help women obtain work after university degrees.

The £30 million from Dawat Hadiya will be donated by Shazada QJ and will be available for scholarships, medical grants and micro finance for people earning less or those Bohras who are don't pay wajebat due to financial difficulties .

In the opening Barak Obama, David Cameron and Tony Abbot will be available ....AZ Bhai ...now see who trumped who !

Al Zulfiqar
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Unread post by Al Zulfiqar » Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:02 pm

Hey diddle diddle,
The Cat and the fiddle,
The Cow jumped over the moon.
The little Dog laughed,
To see such sport,
And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.

when pigs fly,
when elephants do sajda,
when cannibals eat pani puri,
when hell freezes over and
the dai gives away all his loot.

Saeed al Khair
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Unread post by Saeed al Khair » Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:06 pm

It is a recorded fact that Whenever any Dawoodi Bohra scholar got Doctorate in Religious Studies, our Dai granted him Award of Baraat.

He wants Jahil Mullas

tasneempati
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Unread post by tasneempati » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:44 am

Surprised to read "
Sayedna Mufadal and Sayedna Qutbudin as a joint initiative "
It appears they are in mood to shift Dawat to "New Homeland Africa" in their Joint venture.
Ozdundee wrote:These are straight from very reliable sources , as appreciation for the kind hospitality that Africa has presented to the 3 Diais , 51, 52 and now 53 , and the 150 years that Dawoodi Bohra have prospered in their tens of thousands in the new homeland of Africa , Sayedna Mufadal and Sayedna Qutbudin as a joint initiative is about launch a master plan to build a truly inspiring project.

1000 bed hospital where Bohras and local Africans will be treated and operated at cost where hundreds of Bohra doctors will work for free as khidmat

4000 student university that will specialise in tropical debases and micro finance economics to make Africans self employed and become vyaparis.

Research centres , economic zones for education and sciences to help women obtain work after university degrees.

The £30 million from Dawat Hadiya will be donated by Shazada QJ and will be available for scholarships, medical grants and micro finance for people earning less or those Bohras who are don't pay wajebat due to financial difficulties .

In the opening Barak Obama, David Cameron and Tony Abbot will be available ....AZ Bhai ...now see who trumped who !

murtaza2152
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Unread post by murtaza2152 » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:05 am

ROFL From the above posts it is clear who are burning :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Al Zulfiqar
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Unread post by Al Zulfiqar » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:43 pm

both murtuza 2152 and tasneempati have to develop a finer understanding of satire and sarcasm. it should have been clear to even a blind man staggering in the dark wearing sunglasses, that ozdundee had his tongue firmly in his cheek when he posted about the dai's largesse' in east africa.

there are too many on this forum who need their heads examined for hydroencephalus. murtuza perhaps you are too habituated to having a tongue firmly lodged between your nether cheeks, used as you are to reverse sajdas, to understand dark humour.

muffy and spend these staggering amounts????!!!

for poor retarded souls let me repeat:

Hey diddle diddle,
The Cat and the fiddle,
The Cow jumped over the moon.
The little Dog laughed,
To see such sport,
And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.

when pigs fly,
when elephants do sajda,
when cannibals eat pani puri,
when hell freezes over and
the dai gives away all his loot.

anajmi
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Unread post by anajmi » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:14 pm

Elephants have already been known to do sajda just after they got shot no?

Al Zulfiqar
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Unread post by Al Zulfiqar » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:35 pm

anajmi wrote:Elephants have already been known to do sajda just after they got shot no?
that is as per bohra propaganda fanned by figments of wild imagination dreamt up in alice's wonderland, whilst under the influence of LSD dished out by the last 3 dai's. this elephant sajda to the great dai hunter fantasy usually strikes abdes when they are in reverse sajda...

Ozdundee
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Unread post by Ozdundee » Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:08 am

Az Bhaisaheb...you should have left the bait out there longer ? :D

Hey don't think he SMS will stay out too long from India ...just wait let it get cooler and he will be back. :oops:

Now to your topic ...how does Imam Karim do it how is he attracting big shots while your Diai only manages corrupt dictators ? :roll: