Bohra WhatsApp Duniya - 2015

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think
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya - 2015

#1171

Unread post by think » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:06 am

here is another new one.
one bhai was selling barkati cieling fan. It was barkati because it was installed in a masjid where dai Mufadal had come to pray.



dawedaar
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#1172

Unread post by dawedaar » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:59 pm

not pray... its should be 'prey' on abde sheep :P
think wrote:here is another new one.
one bhai was selling barkati cieling fan. It was barkati because it was installed in a masjid where dai Mufadal had come to pray.



SBM
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#1173

Unread post by SBM » Tue Nov 10, 2015 1:19 pm

Soon Shezadas and Shezaadis will be selling their Barkati Underwears and Bras too. :roll:



MMH
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#1174

Unread post by MMH » Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:06 pm

when was this waaz?
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Dumbledore
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#1175

Unread post by Dumbledore » Tue Nov 10, 2015 10:52 pm

MMH wrote:when was this waaz?
that was in Udaipur i guess



Dumbledore
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#1176

Unread post by Dumbledore » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:01 pm

asad wrote:
juzer esmail wrote:Kabutaar for Sale


Lakaa (Faintail) and bija ghana kisam na Kabutaar wechwana rakhiye che surat ma ager koi ne kharidwa hoi toh contact kari sake che. Aa kabutaar onay Muffadal Moula ya pota na hath see dana khila ya chay. Anay pota na hath per ramada chay. Ek kabutaar no hadiyu Rs 53000/- rakh va ma ayu chay. hame aap ne aap na mauze/vatan ma bhi mokli sakiye che india only.

for details contact on : +91 99091 52025
Cant Stop laughing, silliness of Bohras will never cease to exist. The day you thought you have seen all and boom a new one appears.
Too funny...

But i have a question here...the msg says "fantail and other species of kabootars" and mola aa sab ne Ramada che... when did mola get time to ramadofy kabootars



Maqbool
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#1177

Unread post by Maqbool » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:03 pm

MMH wrote:when was this waaz?
This was one or one and half year old. When Muffadal b.s. gone to Udaipur to convince reformist to return to his fold, but could not convince even a single person.

This is the proof that he is not real dai. Even after so many months his dua/baddua is not answered.



humanbeing
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#1178

Unread post by humanbeing » Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:01 am

Dumbledore wrote:But i have a question here...the msg says "fantail and other species of kabootars" and mola aa sab ne Ramada che... when did mola get time to ramadofy kabootars
Arre bhai !

What work do muffy maula does ?? he has ample time to do things that can generate profit .. he needs to make most of his time on this petty earth to secure his greedy generation of freeloaders to come. kya pata kab satta palat jaai ! jitaa samet saktey hai .. utna samet lo ..



MMH
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#1179

Unread post by MMH » Wed Nov 11, 2015 4:05 pm

Dumbledore wrote:
asad wrote:
Cant Stop laughing, silliness of Bohras will never cease to exist. The day you thought you have seen all and boom a new one appears.
Too funny...

But i have a question here...the msg says "fantail and other species of kabootars" and mola aa sab ne Ramada che... when did mola get time to ramadofy kabootars
This message is not true. I called the no. Which was forwarded along with the message and the person said that the message is false. On the flip side....its possible that they made this 'marketing plan' to sell kabutaars and like you all other people mocked it and made fun of the whole idea and they have withdrawn the offer. Maybe the offer didn't go down well with the 'not so' gullible Abdes and they called off the whole deal!



MMH
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#1180

Unread post by MMH » Wed Nov 11, 2015 4:08 pm

After receiving the Kabutaar message, I received the below message on whatsapp. Looks like a new joke on muffy came up:


aaaa muffy garib thai gayo. aaaaaa aaaje kabutra wehchi rahyo che, kaale Surat ni galiyo na kutra ,bilara Bhi wehchse. aaaaaa mumenineen aaao aaao mola na kabutra kharidwa phikr naa karjo koi Bhi ahma mehroom nahi rahe, mola bau hoshiyaar che Crawford market maa si paanso rupiya maa laawi laawi ne tamhaare 53000/- maa chitkawi dese. mola mola vanyo mola



SBM
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#1181

Unread post by SBM » Wed Nov 11, 2015 4:58 pm

Its is getting funnier and ridiculous
SMS asked for this kind of joke by him starting ROTI and Tiffin Business instead of asking our community to get better education. We have role models like Dahodwalas and Khorakiwalas who did not sell ROTI and TIFFIN and became very successful in all facets of life but narrow minded Dai can not think beyond Roti-Tiffin, May be this way he can keep the community uneducated and make them slave for the life, there is his Hikmmat.



seeker110
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#1182

Unread post by seeker110 » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:17 pm

Free labor, free or donated food. Sold at high price. Pay, if you get it or not.

Shu nirala tarika che apney barbad karwa na.



dal-chaval-palidu
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#1183

Unread post by dal-chaval-palidu » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:12 am

Dumbledore wrote:
MMH wrote:when was this waaz?
that was in Udaipur i guess
The whole Udaipur bayaan was fairly angry. If the whole one or the parts of it which have stern reference to not attending Christian schools is available, it would be good for the community ot have it.



ghulam muhammed
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#1184

Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:37 pm

Forwarded as Received :

KHANDALA QADAMBOSI BETHAK

Mola padhara…. Shifa na counter ni taraf…. Shifa boli ne pehle je sagla Hifz na section ma hata ye sagla ne Deedar no sharaf Inayat kido, Janab Mehlum BS ye araz kidhi ke Nasik, Surat ane Mumbai si farzando haazir thaya che. Mola ye Makhsus nazar farmavi ne em farmayu ke Ghanu jaldi imkaan thai gayu tamne sagla ne Hifz karvu. Shitabi Hifz tamaam karjo, Khuda sagla ne barkat aape.

Usually baddha programmes bungalow na bahaar ek hall che ehma thaai che, aaje Jumoa no din hato te si Mola ye Karam ane Ehsan farmavi ne Burhanuddin Mola je bungalow ma tashreef raakhta tha, aapna bungalow ma bethak thai. Salaam no sharaf inayat kido ane te baad Burhanuddin Mola bethak na darmiyaan je KURSI MUBARAK par tashreef raakhta hata warso lag, ye KURSI MUBARAK na bewe jaanib ne CHUMVA NO SHARAF BADHA NE HAASIL THAYO.

Mola nu Ehsan !!



KaizarKuwait
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#1185

Unread post by KaizarKuwait » Mon Nov 30, 2015 2:13 am

Memories of Ashara Dua ni Iltemas of Chehlum
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dawedaar
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#1186

Unread post by dawedaar » Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:55 pm

Email from jamaat regarding chehlum program. Notice the typo :lol:
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AgnosticIndian
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#1187

Unread post by AgnosticIndian » Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:25 pm

Aje BNS na head Dr. Idris modi sir ye maula t.u.s ne Brain tonic 53 araz kidi. Maula e tabassum kari puchu ama su su che? Dr saab e kidu maula ap ye jem kidu hatu emaj banayu che. Maula e hath farayo ane farmayu khuda ana si shifa ape.
Mubarak Doc.and team



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#1188

Unread post by asad » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:19 am

AgnosticIndian wrote:Aje BNS na head Dr. Idris modi sir ye maula t.u.s ne Brain tonic 53 araz kidi. Maula e tabassum kari puchu ama su su che? Dr saab e kidu maula ap ye jem kidu hatu emaj banayu che. Maula e hath farayo ane farmayu khuda ana si shifa ape.
Mubarak Doc.and team

Who is this person Dr. Idris modi



ghulam muhammed
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#1189

Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:50 pm

Forwarded as Received :-

Faiz Al Mawaid Al Burhaniyah,
Burhani Mohalla,
Pune.

Darees/ 16th Safar ul Muzaffar.


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dawedaar
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#1190

Unread post by dawedaar » Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:23 pm

URS Mubarak par zyada si zyada mumineen GHILAF charhavi sake ye vaste Namazi ghilaf mohayya kida che.

Aa link par click kari hasil kare:

http://goo.gl/QFSu4T


Ghilaf Starting from just 550Rs

Rich Exclusive Ghilaf also Available !

Specially for mumineen Staying outside Mumbai :-

Collect Ghilaf from Mumbai before Urs Mubarak

OR

We will do Charhavani Khidmat on your behalf



Dumbledore
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#1191

Unread post by Dumbledore » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:39 am

ghulam muhammed wrote:Forwarded as Received :-

Faiz Al Mawaid Al Burhaniyah,
Burhani Mohalla,
Pune.

Darees/ 16th Safar ul Muzaffar.


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Halal certfied or not.....Huston ka suroor abhi bhi kayam hai....



seeker110
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#1192

Unread post by seeker110 » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:29 am

He only brought those little US flags. No worries the slaves will pay dearly.



Dumbledore
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#1193

Unread post by Dumbledore » Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:18 pm

Halwad ma dargah ma chori


As recvd....may be someone can confirm this
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dawedaar
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#1194

Unread post by dawedaar » Thu Dec 10, 2015 1:39 pm

What are the chances of insider involvement?
Dumbledore wrote:Halwad ma dargah ma chori


As recvd....may be someone can confirm this
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Dumbledore
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#1195

Unread post by Dumbledore » Thu Dec 10, 2015 10:45 pm

Bismillah

There is an audio clip doing rounds in ABDE circle about credit card frauds in the US of Abdes who used their credit cards in US during and post Houston Ashara


i have the clip but not able to upload as the filetype not supported. can anyone having the same can upload

jazakallah



dawedaar
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#1196

Unread post by dawedaar » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:03 am

Moula tus ni khushi mutabiq kale Wed. 3 pm Sfy Ngr msjd sehen ma Quran Hifz vaste ek progrm. rakhva ma aayo che, Sagla ne jem Hifz hoi ye misal si rida pehni ne aave.
Red Rida- Hafiz
Yellow- Sanaulla
Green- Amma
Pink- Lauqsemo
Blue- Val asr
Indore na saglaj Bairao hazir thai em iltemas che.



Dumbledore
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#1197

Unread post by Dumbledore » Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:55 am

The clean shaven "noorani" family ziyafat at shahada

as recv
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Al-Noor
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#1198

Unread post by Al-Noor » Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:35 pm

muffy is like an item girl, paisa pheko and he can dance on any tune.

beard or no beard doesnt matter much as long as you can pay hefty salaam money, but if some poor will come close it will become a big crime.



dawedaar
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#1199

Unread post by dawedaar » Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:44 pm

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Al-Noor
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#1200

Unread post by Al-Noor » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:44 am

:lol:
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