Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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dawedaar
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by dawedaar » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:05 am

What do you take before writing here... Scotch, whiskey, wine, vodka, tequilla?
Al-Noor wrote:looks like all desi Americans got upset about the truth in post :lol:

Admin do delete all these post, I guess these desis now knows their aukaat and hopefully wont repeat 400 years back crap. :lol: I do have 3 desi "Americans" working in my New Jersey office and I know how much they love their green card and citizenship, so I dont blame these desis. :lol:

Al-Noor
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Al-Noor » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:07 am

dawedaar wrote:What do you take before writing here... Scotch, whiskey, wine, vodka, tequilla?
Al-Noor wrote:looks like all desi Americans got upset about the truth in post :lol:

Admin do delete all these post, I guess these desis now knows their aukaat and hopefully wont repeat 400 years back crap. :lol: I do have 3 desi "Americans" working in my New Jersey office and I know how much they love their green card and citizenship, so I dont blame these desis. :lol:
Bhai woh sab tere liye hain, hum to bus sach bolte hain. :wink:

Al-Noor
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Al-Noor » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:10 am

Modi bhakt and muffy abdes have so many similarity....just got this message from a friend in India :lol:
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objectiveobserver53
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by objectiveobserver53 » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:40 am

Al-Noor wrote:
dawedaar wrote:What do you take before writing here... Scotch, whiskey, wine, vodka, tequilla?
Bhai woh sab tere liye hain, hum to bus sach bolte hain. :wink:
Ah! I see. Your NJ office. Indeed, you must be very knowledgeable about our country to have an office in NJ and have 3 desis working for you... :roll:

Al-Noor
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Al-Noor » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:41 am

objectiveobserver53 wrote:
Al-Noor wrote: Bhai woh sab tere liye hain, hum to bus sach bolte hain. :wink:
Ah! I see. Your NJ office. Indeed, you must be very knowledgeable about our country to have an office in NJ and have 3 desis working for you... :roll:
sure abhi tune dekha hi kyaa hain, any ways, lets get back to the issue of muffy and his ayyashi. :wink:

objectiveobserver53
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by objectiveobserver53 » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:54 am

Al-Noor wrote:
objectiveobserver53 wrote:
Ah! I see. Your NJ office. Indeed, you must be very knowledgeable about our country to have an office in NJ and have 3 desis working for you... :roll:
sure abhi tune dekha hi kyaa hain, any ways, lets get back to the issue of muffy and his ayyashi. :wink:
Sorry pal. You can continue posting your flip floppy bullcrap. Not interested in engaging. Attack me however and I will show you for the "bhangi and chammar" that you are.

Al-Noor
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Al-Noor » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:01 am

objectiveobserver53 wrote:
Al-Noor wrote: sure abhi tune dekha hi kyaa hain, any ways, lets get back to the issue of muffy and his ayyashi. :wink:
Sorry pal. You can continue posting your flip floppy bullcrap. Not interested in engaging. Attack me however and I will show you for the "bhangi and chammar" that you are.
lagta hain American bhaiyya ko sacchai pasand nahi aayi...sorry for telling you the truth :lol:

pal I am sure you can do better just dont forget your aukaat and I wont need to put you in your place.

PEACE :wink:

the way bohra says after every fight "bolu chalu maaf"

SBM
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by SBM » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:35 am

Al Idiot ooops Al Noor
What city of NJ you have your office so I can meet with you and have a nice chat
When did you move from London where you had your other offices beside being in China, Iraq and India.

UnhappyBohra
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by UnhappyBohra » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:10 am

Forwarded as received:

Bohra woman bludgeoned to death by her daughter-in-law in NJ... My deepest condolences to the family.

http://www.nj.com/mercer/index.ssf/2016 ... h_blu.html

Al-Noor
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Al-Noor » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:16 am


Inna lillah wainna ilahi rajeun......thats really sad.

think
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by think » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:36 am

inna lillahe wa inna rajaoon.

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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:20 pm

AL HAYYUL MUQADDAS BABA ASHUTOSH MAHARAJ :lol: :lol:

2 years on, devotees still wait for baba in Jalandhar to rise out of frozen state

On Friday, Baba Ashutosh Maharaj will complete two years in a frozen state in Nurmahal town of Jalandhar district. The baba, also known as Mahesh Kumar Jha, was declared “clinically dead” on January 28, 2014. His followers, for their part, declared him “spiritually alive”. The following day, officials of Divya Jyoti Jagriti Sansthan, the religious sect Ashutosh founded, put his form put into a refrigerated room. They continue to claim he will come out of samadhi soon.

The dera’s stand, as declared in the Punjab and Haryana High Court, is that the baba is in a state of samadhi, or deep meditative sleep. The day after four doctors, three of them devotees of the dera and one from Apollo Hospital, Ludhiana, declared the baba dead, the dera booked two portable mortuary chambers from Baba Bhooth Nath Mandir Committee. This was to ensure sub-zero temperatures as “sadhus and yogis normally head to the Himalayas when in samadhi”. Later, an air-conditioned chamber was prepared for the baba.

“We have the right to preserve the samadhi of Maharaj, as he will come out of the samadhi,”

https://in.news.yahoo.com/2-years-devot ... 00930.html

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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Dumbledore » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:06 pm

As received on Whatsapp
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dawedaar
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by dawedaar » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:53 pm

At Burhanpur in the Fountain Sharbat-e-Rooh Afzah.
SubhanAllah.....
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true_bohra
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by true_bohra » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:32 pm

SBM wrote:Al Idiot ooops Al Noor
What city of NJ you have your office so I can meet with you and have a nice chat
When did you move from London where you had your other offices beside being in China, Iraq and India.
PAL YOU MISSED AUSTRALIA

SBM
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by SBM » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:58 pm

^
Your are right TB, Difficult to keep up with DHONGIS

Al-Noor
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Al-Noor » Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:39 am

true_bohra wrote:
SBM wrote:Al Idiot ooops Al Noor
What city of NJ you have your office so I can meet with you and have a nice chat
When did you move from London where you had your other offices beside being in China, Iraq and India.
PAL YOU MISSED AUSTRALIA
:lol: I am surprised abde can spell Australia in one go.
btw muffy didnt visited Australia from long time now, any reason? in fact I dont even remember he visited this continent ever?
Australian dollars have more value than srilankan currency ask him to visit :lol:

canadian
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by canadian » Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:20 am

Al-Noor wrote:
true_bohra wrote:
PAL YOU MISSED AUSTRALIA
:lol: I am surprised abde can spell Australia in one go.
btw muffy didnt visited Australia from long time now, any reason? in fact I dont even remember he visited this continent ever?
Australian dollars have more value than srilankan currency ask him to visit :lol:
Noorani virus:
My hat off to you. You have reached the height of shamelessness. May God help you.

Ateka
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Ateka » Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:36 am

Sadly enough the link does not work either. :(
dawedaar wrote:Even, I can't play quicktime files. But, there is also a link to download the file. You can easily download and watch.
Admin wrote:
@Admin - Can you look into this. When somebody posts, video or audio, the quicktime file is not playable at all. Can you change the format?
Ateka wrote:I am unable to open the videos and audios that is posted on quick times files on the forum. Any idea how to download the application on iOS system, please. Missing out big time! :(


true_bohra
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by true_bohra » Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:53 am

Al-Noor wrote:
true_bohra wrote:
PAL YOU MISSED AUSTRALIA
:lol: I am surprised abde can spell Australia in one go.
btw muffy didnt visited Australia from long time now, any reason? in fact I dont even remember he visited this continent ever?
Australian dollars have more value than srilankan currency ask him to visit :lol:
WELL SO YOU ARE A FOREX EXPERT.....ANY MORE EXPERTISE IN YOUR POCKET OR WE SHOULD STICK TO THIS?? WELL CERTAINLY I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR MENTAL PROBLEMS...UR EXPERTISE AND EXPERIENCE IN BULL SHITS IN WORTH APPRECIATION.

N LASTLY ABOUT ME SPELLING AUSTRALIA...WELL I CAN SPELL A LOT OF OTHER THINGS.... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

UnhappyBohra
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by UnhappyBohra » Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:01 am

dawedaar wrote:At Burhanpur in the Fountain Sharbat-e-Rooh Afzah.
SubhanAllah.....
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What do they do about the bird droppings? Especially from the crows with one white leg :wink: ?

SBM
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by SBM » Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:29 am

Al-Noor
didnt visited Australia
Yes Abdes can spell Australia but Al Idiot can not use correct grammar, it should be didn't visit Australia instead of didn't VISITED

Al-Noor
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Al-Noor » Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:34 am

dawedaar wrote:At Burhanpur in the Fountain Sharbat-e-Rooh Afzah.
SubhanAllah.....
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at first glance I really thought it was blood from abde mass slaughter :shock: omg

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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by gulam_parinda » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:11 pm

Aaje sharjha masjid ma competition hatu full bakro finish karva nu. winner is pak marasiya parti.
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by dawedaar » Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:14 pm

Breaking news- On the Happy occasion of Milad mubarak, Maharashtra government announced an honour and dedicated the new international airport in New Mumbai to Huzurala. The airport, when ready in 2018, will be called Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin International Airport (SMSIA). Great recognition of His Holiness. Mubaraka!

think_for_yourself
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by think_for_yourself » Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:22 pm

dawedaar wrote:Breaking news- On the Happy occasion of Milad mubarak, Maharashtra government announced an honour and dedicated the new international airport in New Mumbai to Huzurala. The airport, when ready in 2018, will be called Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin International Airport (SMSIA). Great recognition of His Holiness. Mubaraka!
Is this a joke?

UnhappyBohra
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by UnhappyBohra » Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:56 pm

dawedaar wrote:Breaking news- On the Happy occasion of Milad mubarak, Maharashtra government announced an honour and dedicated the new international airport in New Mumbai to Huzurala. The airport, when ready in 2018, will be called Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin International Airport (SMSIA). Great recognition of His Holiness. Mubaraka!
Wow those Marathi people really love this money-hungry, elephant-killing, roti-making, lying [DELETED]!

dawedaar
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by dawedaar » Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:24 am

Quite obviously I believe! Do you think the Marathis, especially the Shiv Sainiks will digest a muslim name!
think_for_yourself wrote:
Is this a joke?

ajamali
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by ajamali » Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:34 am

I wonder if

DMBS really stands for [DELETED] Mufaddal Bhai Saifuddin... and

Deedar is [DELETED] Darshan...

Qadambosi is simply Dumbosi

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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by Sceptical » Mon Feb 01, 2016 7:09 am

think_for_yourself wrote:
dawedaar wrote:Breaking news- On the Happy occasion of Milad mubarak, Maharashtra government announced an honour and dedicated the new international airport in New Mumbai to Huzurala. The airport, when ready in 2018, will be called Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin International Airport (SMSIA). Great recognition of His Holiness. Mubaraka!
Is this a joke?
Yes, it is.