Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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abbasthegreat
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp Duniya -2016

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Unread post by abbasthegreat » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:24 am

i need raza for bollywood theme majlis :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sunny leone ke songs bhi honge ,
bhaisaab ki gaddi ke paaas sunny leone ke fotos bhi honge .... foran raaja milegi shayad



Tayyeb
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#332

Unread post by Tayyeb » Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:21 pm

among all these 100-200 people no one was sensible enough to speak out?



kimanumanu
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#333

Unread post by kimanumanu » Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:32 pm

Tayyeb wrote:among all these 100-200 people no one was sensible enough to speak out?
That made me laugh. If a Mazoon has no say or power you expect a common person to be able to do anything?



Tayyeb
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#334

Unread post by Tayyeb » Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:38 pm

kimanumanu wrote:
Tayyeb wrote:among all these 100-200 people no one was sensible enough to speak out?
That made me laugh. If a Mazoon has no say or power you expect a common person to be able to do anything?
Common man can do things which many kings cant. but I think no one wanted to miss biryani and tikka boti which was supposed to be served after majlis. :lol:



Tayyeb
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#335

Unread post by Tayyeb » Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:41 pm

Mumbaikars and all bohris in Maharastra can speak out now...
Chief minister Devendra Fadnavis tweeted, "The bill aims to root out evil, outdated and unconstitutional practices of caste panchayats, Gavki, community panchayats, etc."
"Strict punishment provisions have been made in this Bill to end this harassment and gives the right to live life with dignity," he further said.
Three years' jail, Rs 1 lakh fine for social boycott of anyone in Maharashtra
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city ... I&from=mdr



kimanumanu
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#336

Unread post by kimanumanu » Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:48 pm

Tayyeb wrote: Common man can do things which many kings cant. but I think no one wanted to miss biryani and tikka boti which was supposed to be served after majlis. :lol:
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SBM
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#337

Unread post by SBM » Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:06 pm

Common man can do things which many kings cant.
OK Tayyab aka Al Ignore---Really--did you forget to take your psychic medications.



dawedaar
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#338

Unread post by dawedaar » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:48 pm

You will get raza if u go to Dombivali Aamil :p
abbasthegreat wrote:i need raza for bollywood theme majlis :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sunny leone ke songs bhi honge ,
bhaisaab ki gaddi ke paaas sunny leone ke fotos bhi honge .... foran raaja milegi shayad



alivasan
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#339

Unread post by alivasan » Sun Mar 13, 2016 2:22 am

Al-Noor wrote:
ghulam muhammed wrote:Forwarded as Received :

Dombivli na Amil Kaizar BS jena chungal ma fasaaya che e Bhayander ma rahi che ane Sunni Muslim saathe bija nikah padhela che... Bai nu naam Rashida ben che...

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what is the point to post her pic?

Admin kindly remove pic.
rashida aka pinky was seen last at garima lodge in mira road. She is multi talented.. She visits every night during peak high hours. She has many contacts gujju, sindhis, marwadis contacts...zohra sharaf is her mentor, amma or aunty



alivasan
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#340

Unread post by alivasan » Sun Mar 13, 2016 2:38 am

Oh.. forgot to mention zohra sharaf kare to raslila ane rashida kare to character dhila..moula moula muffat dal more la..

Can someone throw light on how haram zadas manage to have 2 or 3 wives in white and many in black for ayyashi..over to u adil..



humanbeing
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#341

Unread post by humanbeing » Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:13 am

Wow , a cricket themed darees, cmon thats upping the entertainment ! see this is why and how people like to be in SMS camp, he is shaking things up in an interesting way.

there are no bohra masjids in Kuwait, and govt has fair demands to grant one, which abde bohra government is not ready to abide by.



humanbeing
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#342

Unread post by humanbeing » Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:52 am

A suggestive improvements for majlises-Cum-screening of Muffy Maula's shanaat.

The Markaz and masjids screening muffy maula's jalwanuma shanaat on life size screens. Kothari jamaats can add more glitz to majlises which is a faakhera manzar of heavenly scale and comparison. further to adding a 90 mm screen supported with dolby digital surround sound system in a RFID accesss controlled majlis halls, guarded by burhani guards khidmat guzaars laced with scanning technology of ejamaat cards. Gates of the venue can be further manned by khidmatguzars issuing faakher najwa envelopes, after which an abde patron moves on the next counter (khidmat) that issues popcorn + sherbet + samosa in proportion to najwa money he /she has placed in the envelope, this can be learned by the Ishara made by the najwa counter, after collecting the snacks, abde patron can proceed to seating hall, where the khidmatguzzar will have him/her seated on his designated place according to his aukaat (title or lack of it) . if the abde happens to be an elite sheikh, he has special seat allocated as Sujnee seating, here, Abde patron will sit and have the popcorn + sherbet + samosa served to him at the place.

before the show begin and patrons according to thier aukaat and class have been seated to thier places, background music of praising nohaas and madehs will be performed by in-house singer (zaakereeens) this is the waiting time wherein the local leader (amils) preside at his VIP sujnee to signal "show mus begin". Also few khidmatguzaars can hover around chanting (dua-ni-araz) to collect najwaas from any abde who would like to offer more.

as the crowd settles and show begins, there is a disclaimer played on the screen to confirm and warn the copyrights of the audio-visual performance that will be played. The show begins and Devout abdes shall fill in the excitement by a generic howls and yells of "maula-maula" and some smart alec will announce "nara-e-takbir" followed by others .. on appearance of lead and top selling performer muffy maula on the screen. the excitement of spirituality at its best. to outdo one another and to unite all in piety. group of cheer leaders will get on their knees to evoke a round of maatam for maula-ni-khushi fading down with a selective marsiya to suit the scene and occasion.

as the show is nearing an end, which would be evident with a clip of muffy maula narrating shahdat-e-hussein, abde gears themselves up to proceed towards dining hall (jamaat-khana). After the short and quick shahadat narration, as patrons are standing for waza-e-funa same time locating thier friends and relatives over the shoulders of tall and short. they rush towards the jamaat khana to grab the most favourable location in a quick calculation of distance and speed of serving from jamaatkhana kitchens. while people are seating themselves in circles of 8 waiting buffet thaals to arrive. zaroori elaans are played containing various announcements (jan-heet mein jaari) fund collections to schedule of next shows.



Tayyeb
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#343

Unread post by Tayyeb » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:28 am

This is a recent pic from Indian president office, any idea who is he? got it from my friend.
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asad
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#344

Unread post by asad » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:31 am

humanbeing wrote:A suggestive improvements for majlises-Cum-screening of Muffy Maula's shanaat.

The Markaz and masjids screening muffy maula's jalwanuma shanaat on life size screens. Kothari jamaats can add more glitz to majlises which is a faakhera manzar of heavenly scale and comparison. further to adding a 90 mm screen supported with dolby digital surround sound system in a RFID accesss controlled majlis halls, guarded by burhani guards khidmat guzaars laced with scanning technology of ejamaat cards. Gates of the venue can be further manned by khidmatguzars issuing faakher najwa envelopes, after which an abde patron moves on the next counter (khidmat) that issues popcorn + sherbet + samosa in proportion to najwa money he /she has placed in the envelope, this can be learned by the Ishara made by the najwa counter, after collecting the snacks, abde patron can proceed to seating hall, where the khidmatguzzar will have him/her seated on his designated place according to his aukaat (title or lack of it) . if the abde happens to be an elite sheikh, he has special seat allocated as Sujnee seating, here, Abde patron will sit and have the popcorn + sherbet + samosa served to him at the place.

before the show begin and patrons according to thier aukaat and class have been seated to thier places, background music of praising nohaas and madehs will be performed by in-house singer (zaakereeens) this is the waiting time wherein the local leader (amils) preside at his VIP sujnee to signal "show mus begin". Also few khidmatguzaars can hover around chanting (dua-ni-araz) to collect najwaas from any abde who would like to offer more.

as the crowd settles and show begins, there is a disclaimer played on the screen to confirm and warn the copyrights of the audio-visual performance that will be played. The show begins and Devout abdes shall fill in the excitement by a generic howls and yells of "maula-maula" and some smart alec will announce "nara-e-takbir" followed by others .. on appearance of lead and top selling performer muffy maula on the screen. the excitement of spirituality at its best. to outdo one another and to unite all in piety. group of cheer leaders will get on their knees to evoke a round of maatam for maula-ni-khushi fading down with a selective marsiya to suit the scene and occasion.

as the show is nearing an end, which would be evident with a clip of muffy maula narrating shahdat-e-hussein, abde gears themselves up to proceed towards dining hall (jamaat-khana). After the short and quick shahadat narration, as patrons are standing for waza-e-funa same time locating thier friends and relatives over the shoulders of tall and short. they rush towards the jamaat khana to grab the most favourable location in a quick calculation of distance and speed of serving from jamaatkhana kitchens. while people are seating themselves in circles of 8 waiting buffet thaals to arrive. zaroori elaans are played containing various announcements (jan-heet mein jaari) fund collections to schedule of next shows.
Forum na ghana shaan na Moula Al Zulfiqar Moula nu zuhoor bhai HumanBieng na hath par thayu che.

Kudos Br. HumanBeing, a very good write up.



asad
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#345

Unread post by asad » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:32 am

Tayyeb wrote:This is a recent pic from Indian president office, any idea who is he? got it from my friend.

In all probability he is Mustafa sasa from Dubai.



humanbeing
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#346

Unread post by humanbeing » Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:46 am

Bro Asad

Thanks for your kind words, By no means I am AlZulfqar, his writing is very creative, sharp, eloquent and pungent to kothari's taste. Miss his writings .. he should come out from pardah ! and share Gem from Deep Throat !



Dumbledore
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#347

Unread post by Dumbledore » Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:55 am

Al Zulfiqar bhai please come back we are all missing you.

Kuch nahi toh ek guest appearance hi de do bhai.



Tayyeb
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#348

Unread post by Tayyeb » Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:08 am

asad wrote:
Tayyeb wrote:This is a recent pic from Indian president office, any idea who is he? got it from my friend.

In all probability he is Mustafa sasa from Dubai.
must be a big shot to have relations/connections with president of India.



Akhtiar Wahid
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#349

Unread post by Akhtiar Wahid » Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:32 pm

he is Vijay Mallya of Bohra community :D



objectiveobserver53
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#350

Unread post by objectiveobserver53 » Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:07 pm

Interesting to see who is bowing in each picture..... Quite clear who the Shah-e-mardan, Shere yaazdan is!
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Tayyeb
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#351

Unread post by Tayyeb » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:27 pm

objectiveobserver53 wrote:Interesting to see who is bowing in each picture..... Quite clear who the Shah-e-mardan, Shere yaazdan is!
In that case king abdullah and pope are better shah e mardan shere yazdaan... politicians can bow to any one.

Seriously?
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objectiveobserver53
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#352

Unread post by objectiveobserver53 » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:56 pm

Tayyeb wrote:
objectiveobserver53 wrote:Interesting to see who is bowing in each picture..... Quite clear who the Shah-e-mardan, Shere yaazdan is!
In that case king abdullah and pope are better shah e mardan shere yazdaan... politicians can bow to any one.

Seriously?
But do you see any of the holy men bowing? No! However, our holy man IS bowing and bowing to not just any politician but the biggest Muslim killer of all. One on whom Burhanuddin Moula said laanat and baddua....

You said it buddy! Politicians will bow to anybody. Mufs is nothing but a two bit politician.



Tayyeb
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#353

Unread post by Tayyeb » Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:00 am

objectiveobserver53 wrote:
Tayyeb wrote: In that case king abdullah and pope are better shah e mardan shere yazdaan... politicians can bow to any one.

Seriously?
But do you see any of the holy men bowing? No! However, our holy man IS bowing and bowing to not just any politician but the biggest Muslim killer of all. One on whom Burhanuddin Moula said laanat and baddua....

You said it buddy! Politicians will bow to anybody. Mufs is nothing but a two bit politician.
Salam brother,

I think you are again missing some thing here, this pic is post Gujarat riots....from Ahmedabad Masjid.

my point is Mr MS is walking exactly on his father foot step, if you think MS is two bit politician then you have to say same thing for MB.
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Tayyeb
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#354

Unread post by Tayyeb » Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:13 am

Here is the guy who organized babri masjid demolition in 1984 which ultimately killed 1000 of muslims including dawoodi bohras.

MB with Mr Advani and uddhaw thakere.

Mufaddal saifuddin is true successor of Muhammed burhanuddin... Imam naa Dai che ke nai that can be a LONG debate.
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humanbeing
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#355

Unread post by humanbeing » Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:33 am

SMB uttered Laanat and baddua for Modi after Gujarat riots at a consolatory majlis at hasanpeer held for bohra/abde gujarat riot victims. SMB also advised bohra victims not to accept state compensation.

I have a uncle whose shop was looted and reduced to rubble in the riots, inspite of bankruptcy, he was cajoled to shell out wajibaat and he had to take a loan to pay the wajibaat .. seriously, these guys can stoop low to any level.

On Turn of tide, Modi was sitting shoulder to shoulder with SMB. Isse kehte hai .. " thook-kar-chaatna" .. and after that we saw how abdes fell at the feet of NaMo.



Tayyeb
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#356

Unread post by Tayyeb » Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:40 am

Yes lets not forget all this, MS and KQ followers are trying best to make people forget all this and confuse them in recent nass bull shiit...this is not about nass at all, this is about the bluff and crap going on from last 250 years....

if some body is interested a complete book can be written on STS/SMB and MS/KQ autocrats. ample material and references is available on this forum.



Biradar
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#357

Unread post by Biradar » Mon Mar 14, 2016 2:14 am

Tayyeb wrote:Yes lets not forget all this, MS and KQ followers are trying best to make people forget all this and confuse them in recent nass bull shiit...this is not about nass at all, this is about the bluff and crap going on from last 250 years....

if some body is interested a complete book can be written on STS/SMB and MS/KQ autocrats. ample material and references is available on this forum.
My friend Al-Noor. Why don't you tell us who the da'i was 250 years ago, and what the Progressives think of him? TheBohras.com website may help you a little.

You have once again show how ignorant you are. Also, you are simply a stooge of Ithna Aashari's. In each of your Das Awtaar you have in the end come out in favor of the Ithna Aashari sect. Which is fine, but why this duplicitous nature? Why not be honest about it? Why this taking on of multiple IDs? Please, just changing name does not change the personality! We can all see the nasty crap under the new name. No need to dissemble.



Tayyeb
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#358

Unread post by Tayyeb » Mon Mar 14, 2016 2:20 am

Biradar wrote:
Tayyeb wrote:Yes lets not forget all this, MS and KQ followers are trying best to make people forget all this and confuse them in recent nass bull shiit...this is not about nass at all, this is about the bluff and crap going on from last 250 years....

if some body is interested a complete book can be written on STS/SMB and MS/KQ autocrats. ample material and references is available on this forum.
My friend Al-Noor. Why don't you tell us who the da'i was 250 years ago, and what the Progressives think of him? TheBohras.com website may help you a little.

You have once again show how ignorant you are. Also, you are simply a stooge of Ithna Aashari's. In each of your Das Awtaar you have in the end come out in favor of the Ithna Aashari sect. Which is fine, but why this duplicitous nature? Why not be honest about it? Why this taking on of multiple IDs? Please, just changing name does not change the personality! We can all see the nasty crap under the new name. No need to dissemble.
hello Mr KQ follower, if you have any concern about my ID and think they are replication best is to message Admin of this forum [ LET ADMIN DO THEIR JOB OF MODERATION AND YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS], and I am sorry to say but you are most stupid and foolish person to think I am ithna ashari, if I am ithna ahsari I would not be knowing so much details about dawoodi bohras, I am very much dawoodi bohra but an awaken one.....and also I have nothing to do with progressive bohras because I think even they failed in their mission long back.

I hope you will not post any thing moronic further about my ID and what ever, and keep the discussion upto the topic.

I know its hard to save your faith now but try it. :wink:

bring the proof like I do or just shut up.



Tayyeb
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#359

Unread post by Tayyeb » Mon Mar 14, 2016 4:38 am

Same thing applies to dawoodi bohra community these days....if you are questioning the bohra system either you are an outsider or out caste.
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Nafisa
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Unread post by Nafisa » Tue Mar 15, 2016 1:38 am

Aajtu cricket match huwega, Aajtu Qasre khali ka satta chalega
Aajtu Bhang chalegi, aur haramistan e saify sajayga

Jisay kehtay hain sunny leone, ha woh shehzadi lubhaegee
Hubbe mufaddal may kuryaan saheboo ku labbe shireen pilaengee

Aajtu Kuthari mulla Tarsaygay, aur Jamewaley Eshq may tarpengay
Ha Saify Mahal key khobroo lunday saj kar jab niklaingey