Bohra WhatsApp duniya 2017

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SBM
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Re: Bohra WhatsApp duniya 2017

#31

Unread post by SBM » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:47 am

Usually when the plane is on the ground, sometimes, Pilots do allow people to visit cockpit and take a picture but once plane is ready to take off, the cabin gets shut from inside and no one including unauthorized flight attendants are not allowed to be in the cockpit during the flight.
So him sitting in the cockpit is NO big accomplishment specially when the pilots are ABDES and the airline is Nairobi Airline. SUB CHALTA HEY



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#32

Unread post by allbird » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:32 pm

Moiz_Dhaanu wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:28 pm
If you read the whtasapp msg/SMS which is doing the rounds ,you can clearly tell that its a work of extraordinary fiction to make DMBS appear to be the most influential and important person in the world. This is being purposely done by the PR team to boost the egos of DMBS followers and trick the gullible Abdes to believe the impossible. In reality he was in the cockpit only for few minutes and returned back to his seat when the flight started. Here are some pictures to prove it..Again the PR propaganda has failed ...alas

Bohras has mentality to celebrate everything Moula does right or wrong. Killing innocent animals who are safe in their scare habitat in this day and age. Very little forest left these days and most of the animals are getting extinct. Bohras celebrate their Dai killing them. Nauzaubillah and now sitting in Aeroplane cockpit. Bohras FYI there are millions of people sat in the cockpits of F16's and A380's or 747's no big deals no need to shout Moula Moula Muffadal Moula.

And secondly what is this Nara Baazi. Never heard Moula Moula Taher Moula nor Moula Moula Mohammad Moula !!!!!



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#33

Unread post by humanbeing » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:02 am

Awww ! that is so cute, curious muffy maula wants to check out cockpit of an airplane. he must be one excited kid. he could be the first DAI to have visited a cockpit.

Every move, every ishara of muffy maula is filled with ehsaan karam jalwa and shaan ... this guy is a walking 7th wonder of the world.

One has to actually wonder at this wonderful blunder of a person wandering around in wonder !

Abdes should now rush to kiss every bit of the cockpit wherever maula must have placed his wonderful tashreef !



allbird
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#34

Unread post by allbird » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:13 am

The Seven Signs You're in a Cult


1. Opposing critical thinking

2. Isolating members and penalizing them for leaving

3. Emphasizing special doctrines outside scripture

4. Seeking inappropriate loyalty to their leaders

5. Dishonoring the family unit

6. Crossing Biblical boundaries of behavior (versus sexual purity and personal ownership)

7. Separation from the Church



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#35

Unread post by Reporter » Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:57 pm

Mufaddal rails against Christian schools!! Tamne Christian banvu chhe!!
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#36

Unread post by Reporter » Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:05 pm

Rumal for Bohras, not for others:


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dal-chaval-palidu
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#37

Unread post by dal-chaval-palidu » Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:08 pm

Reporter wrote:
Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:57 pm
Mufaddal rails against Christian schools!! Tamne Christian banvu chhe!!

WhatsApp Video 2017-04-26 at 2.53.45 PM.mp4
Is this new video from Kenya or is it previous video? Was this said on April 26th, 2017?



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#38

Unread post by objectiveobserver53 » Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:52 pm

Burhani Guards on a new mission. Swooping down to rescue Mufaddali Doctors from jail.
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#39

Unread post by Shk Mohammed Yamani » Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:02 pm

Watch the video clip.
Dargha Manager is accused of stealing money from zuwwar and one Bohra travel agent from Surat tried to intervene and demands the mullaji returns the money, he denies everything and bang..the typical indian fights starts..watch the rumble in the jungle 2 :D
Are all Dargha managers in every town and cities in india leave on CHORI KI KAMAAI? Looks like BIG DADDY MUFFY MOLA is not paying them enough so these buddhe managers with jungli beards carries on what Muffy does best, THIEVING.
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#40

Unread post by allbird » Mon May 01, 2017 8:27 am

Reporter wrote:
Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:57 pm
Mufaddal rails against Christian schools!! Tamne Christian banvu chhe!!

WhatsApp Video 2017-04-26 at 2.53.45 PM.mp4
Why does he yell sooo much.... Annoying sometimes. and repeats orders 3 times every time why ? Disorder of some sort



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#41

Unread post by allbird » Mon May 01, 2017 11:51 pm

objectiveobserver53 wrote:
Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:52 pm
Burhani Guards on a new mission. Swooping down to rescue Mufaddali Doctors from jail.
Burhani Police Aka Saddam's elite guards are only good for Torturing Mumineens only otherwise they are hiding under their mama's Ghagras. On QJ orders they visit mumin to sign partitions for validating MS's stand as Dai - Zaman or intimidate fatemi bohras or stand guard outside Thane in plain cloths.



I Rizwan
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#42

Unread post by I Rizwan » Thu May 04, 2017 7:10 am

some body sent me this picture, she said this is the newest way of doing salami in bohra world (haath jodwu)
:lol:
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#43

Unread post by ajamali » Thu May 04, 2017 7:25 am

Either Bohra's are getting sicker or they are finally developing a sense of humor!

Forwarded as received:
Under the guidance and direction of Shahzada Aali Waqar Taha Bhaisaheb Najmuddin Saheb DM, Al Jamea tus Saifiyah Nairobi is pioneering new fields of science. As explained at the shafahi imtehan recently in Nairobi, chemistry, biology, and physics all employ an empirical method of study, by observing practical results we can determine the nature of these sciences.

With the raza of Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin TUS, a new "Taharat Lab" has been inaugurated at Jamea where realistic replicas of all different kinds of toilets have been constructed, including airplane toilets, train toilets, western toilets, anglo-indian toilets, and more. In order to follow the proper scientific process, these have all been constructed with glass doors and walls so that students can be observed by their peers while using the facilities so that any discoveries or results can be properly documented.

Detailed scientific studies will be undertaken in these new labs regarding splatter and spray dynamics and it is the great ehsaan of Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin TUS' Shahzada, Shahzada Aali Waqar Taha Bhaisaheb Najmuddin Saheb DM that he has taken such an involved interest in the Taharat Lab that he has even noted small details, for example that the model train toilets would give more accurate scientific results if they were designed to shake while in use.

May Allah Ta'ala grant Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin TUS longest life till qiyamat, and may the students of Al Jamea tus Saifiyah always remember their Moula and Aqa TUS whilst doing their important research in the various toilets found in the Taharat Lab.



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#44

Unread post by SBM » Thu May 04, 2017 7:55 am

Can some one from Houston verify the following I received
" A Mumin wearing Topi was stopped by 3 FBI agents near the Masjid and was questioned for almost one and half hour. They asked him about Ramazan activities and other Masjid related issues"

Is it True?????????????



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#45

Unread post by zinger » Thu May 04, 2017 8:05 am

ajamali wrote:
Thu May 04, 2017 7:25 am
Either Bohra's are getting sicker or they are finally developing a sense of humor!

Forwarded as received:
Under the guidance and direction of Shahzada Aali Waqar Taha Bhaisaheb Najmuddin Saheb DM, Al Jamea tus Saifiyah Nairobi is pioneering new fields of science. As explained at the shafahi imtehan recently in Nairobi, chemistry, biology, and physics all employ an empirical method of study, by observing practical results we can determine the nature of these sciences.

With the raza of Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin TUS, a new "Taharat Lab" has been inaugurated at Jamea where realistic replicas of all different kinds of toilets have been constructed, including airplane toilets, train toilets, western toilets, anglo-indian toilets, and more. In order to follow the proper scientific process, these have all been constructed with glass doors and walls so that students can be observed by their peers while using the facilities so that any discoveries or results can be properly documented.

Detailed scientific studies will be undertaken in these new labs regarding splatter and spray dynamics and it is the great ehsaan of Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin TUS' Shahzada, Shahzada Aali Waqar Taha Bhaisaheb Najmuddin Saheb DM that he has taken such an involved interest in the Taharat Lab that he has even noted small details, for example that the model train toilets would give more accurate scientific results if they were designed to shake while in use.

May Allah Ta'ala grant Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin TUS longest life till qiyamat, and may the students of Al Jamea tus Saifiyah always remember their Moula and Aqa TUS whilst doing their important research in the various toilets found in the Taharat Lab.

haa haa haa haa haa

no no my friend, its obviously a joke... but boy... it sure made my day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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#46

Unread post by gulam_parinda » Fri May 05, 2017 3:46 am

Just received on whatsapp:
To all mumineen of Houston jamaat.
This afternoon May 3rd around 1.30pm a mumin Bhai was stopped by 3 FBI officers 2 blocks from our masjid.
this Bhai is very upset and scared and does not want his name to be mentioned in any message.
FBI stopped him as he was wearing our topi. They questioned him for almost 1.30 hours about our jamaat.
there main questions were how we get in touch with this mosque leaders.
at this point as a jammat member I want to request our jamaat leaders to help us and explain what we need to do and say if any other person is question.
The whole jamaat is sitting quite and not doing anything to handle this situation. we don't know what will be there next step and when.
one of the important question they ask is what days there are 100% attendance in this mosque and they were also asking about the start of Holy month of Ramazan.
I request Amil sahib and shezada sahib to come forward and guide us on this situation.
shukran.
All the faithful mumeeneen. B4 u start ur stupid comments. Think and empathise with this man situation. If he was ur brother / son / husband / freind / neighbour........ how will you feel ?
Dont you think The elite top notch echelon of the Badri Mahal shud help them in wch ever way they can..... Where is ur malekul Ashtar bhai saheb ? Sub Duum daba ke bhag gaye.
Dont be idiotic wide eyed morons. THINK .
Kahan che lakho farishte ??
Mumbai maa jo Farishte bunn ke fir te teh woh bhi gumm ho gaye



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#47

Unread post by think » Sat May 06, 2017 10:28 am

The one that started all this hoopla , Mr, ustra should come forward and explain. Where is malik ul uster hiding?
and his words not mine "jo houston ne kahaan se kahaan laiva"



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#48

Unread post by Maqbool » Sun May 07, 2017 8:30 am

Forwarded as received:

 
Latest from Vazarate Saifiyah
 
Janab Badruj Jamali Bhai Saheb has told several Mominins last week that “Americana and Australia na ne London na Mominino je haal ma tayani Sarkar na julmo si paresan che and amuko par to court cases pan thaya che, te oney ghabhrawwani jaroor nathi.
 
Dawat na usulo mate ne shariat na ehkam ne mathe chadawwa mate ne Aqa Moula na paigam ne labbeq kehwama agar koi ne jan, mal ke jaat nu nuksan thai to gam karwana badle khushi jaher karvi joiye ke teo aa kashoti ma pass thaya. Amuk kamjor Mominino bahesh kare che ke Vazarat aa babat ma kem koi pagla letu nathi ne Jail ma gayela o mate kem koi legal madad kartu nathi?
 
Te bhaiyone ekaj waat kehvani ke Aqa Moula ni karamato nirali hoi che. Ghani babat evi hoi che ke te jaher ma nathi dekhati pan makhfi ma thati hoi che. Dawat aa babat ma pan potani political aney ruhani koshis kari rahi che. Aqa Moulani du’a si chand diwaso ma aa babat no khulaso aawi jase, ne Dawat na mathe je musibat aawi che te hal thai jase.
 
Haal ma Mominino ney ekaj waat kehvani che ke pote potana si je bani sake te madad aa bhaiyone kare. Sathe sathe fakhir rakam NI Nazar Mukam mande, bane to roz nazar mukam ne sadqa na paisa alag kadhe ne Burhanuddin Moula ni tashbi kare, minnat mande ne suratul Ikhlas 5-war ne suratul Barat 5 war darroj padhe.
 
Darek Mominino ney aa paigam pahoncharso ne haq ni Dawat par qayam rehwa ne dushmano si door rehso.
 
Mahe Ramzan sharif aawi rahya che, dil kholine din ni ney Dawat ni madad karso ney sau na haq ma doa karso.
 
 
 



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#49

Unread post by SBM » Sun May 07, 2017 2:07 pm

Dawat na usulo mate ne shariat na ehkam ne mathe chadawwa mate ne Aqa Moula na paigam ne labbeq kehwama agar koi ne jan, mal ke jaat nu nuksan thai to gam karwana badle khushi jaher karvi joiye ke teo aa kashoti ma pass thaya.
So some one should these Cowards why did the Aamil of Detroit bought one way ticket to India, Why these Kothri Mafia do not come publicly and defend Nagarwala and not say Labbeq to SMS's idiotic message and relieve those in jail from Suffering.\
Instead of sending letter saying that they were asked to follow the laws of the land, why not say they were following the laws of SMS and appear in Court and take responsibility.
BUNCH OF COWARDS and BUNCH OF MORONS FOLLOWING THESE COWARDS



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#50

Unread post by Maqbool » Sun May 07, 2017 11:48 pm

Well said SBM



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#51

Unread post by allbird » Mon May 08, 2017 9:02 am

What is wrong with this people. SMS is going to do some black magic and everything will be fine. "Khulaso Aawse " Hateli pey chand dekhate hai yee log. Bohras are forced to do Nazaul mukam and pray surah for jailed people. But these idiots don't think that "THEY ARE THE REASON THOSE PEOPLE ARE IN JAIL" They do something wrong and now they want mumin to correct it. Blunder Blunder done by SMS. Bad person to be a DAI, he should resign voluntary from the post.



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#52

Unread post by think » Mon May 08, 2017 9:37 am

badar jamali is in his safe haven and running his mouth. Ask him to come to one the countries he talks about and that make such statements. He is talking about farman ne matha par charaou , from his comfort zone. He isw not going to spend a dime from his wealth to do mathi charau.Just loose talk from his tongue, but sadly ghettas will follow him blindly.



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#53

Unread post by I Rizwan » Mon May 08, 2017 11:15 am

think wrote:
Mon May 08, 2017 9:37 am
badar jamali is in his safe haven and running his mouth. Ask him to come to one the countries he talks about and that make such statements. He is talking about farman ne matha par charaou , from his comfort zone. He isw not going to spend a dime from his wealth to do mathi charau.Just loose talk from his tongue, but sadly ghettas will follow him blindly.
Same thing is applicable with taher he is sitting comfortably under security in Thane and he wants people to fight for his benefits.

If taher is true in his claim he should come to raudat tahera and claim it in dawoodi bohra mohallah.



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#54

Unread post by abde53 » Tue May 09, 2017 10:18 pm

Te bhaiyone ekaj waat kehvani ke Aqa Moula ni karamato nirali hoi che. Ghani babat evi hoi che ke te jaher ma nathi dekhati pan makhfi ma thati hoi che. Dawat aa babat ma pan potani political aney ruhani koshis kari rahi che. Aqa Moulani du’a si chand diwaso ma aa babat no khulaso aawi jase, ne Dawat na mathe je musibat aawi che te hal thai jase.
 
Apna Ghayab Naa Jankar Moula ney Ilm hato key Laeen Comey- Shariat naa usulo na khilaf wato karto hato, jo yeh Laeen Comey ney aaje
FIRE karwama Aayo.
Apna Moula ye chand diwas phela em farmayo hato key chand diwas maa khulaso aawi jase aney MOULA NAA MOJIZO thayo aney Comey fire thaygayo



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#55

Unread post by bohra_manus » Wed May 10, 2017 8:14 am

abde53 wrote:
Tue May 09, 2017 10:18 pm
Te bhaiyone ekaj waat kehvani ke Aqa Moula ni karamato nirali hoi che. Ghani babat evi hoi che ke te jaher ma nathi dekhati pan makhfi ma thati hoi che. Dawat aa babat ma pan potani political aney ruhani koshis kari rahi che. Aqa Moulani du’a si chand diwaso ma aa babat no khulaso aawi jase, ne Dawat na mathe je musibat aawi che te hal thai jase.
 
Apna Ghayab Naa Jankar Moula ney Ilm hato key Laeen Comey- Shariat naa usulo na khilaf wato karto hato, jo yeh Laeen Comey ney aaje
FIRE karwama Aayo.
Apna Moula ye chand diwas phela em farmayo hato key chand diwas maa khulaso aawi jase aney MOULA NAA MOJIZO thayo aney Comey fire thaygayo
Mufaddal Maula to Mufaddal Maula che!
Mufaddal Maula, Mufaddal Maula!
Soo Shan batawi rhya che :D :D



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#56

Unread post by allbird » Wed May 10, 2017 9:43 pm

abde53 wrote:
Tue May 09, 2017 10:18 pm
Te bhaiyone ekaj waat kehvani ke Aqa Moula ni karamato nirali hoi che. Ghani babat evi hoi che ke te jaher ma nathi dekhati pan makhfi ma thati hoi che. Dawat aa babat ma pan potani political aney ruhani koshis kari rahi che. Aqa Moulani du’a si chand diwaso ma aa babat no khulaso aawi jase, ne Dawat na mathe je musibat aawi che te hal thai jase.
 
Apna Ghayab Naa Jankar Moula ney Ilm hato key Laeen Comey- Shariat naa usulo na khilaf wato karto hato, jo yeh Laeen Comey ney aaje
FIRE karwama Aayo.
Apna Moula ye chand diwas phela em farmayo hato key chand diwas maa khulaso aawi jase aney MOULA NAA MOJIZO thayo aney Comey fire thaygayo

How did the MOJIZA WORKED ??? Comey FIRED so is Khaftz issue burried and dead ? all those jail birds freed and life is back to Normal. Media apologised to SMS and Dawoodi Bohras ? and is FGM legalised now ?

Mojiza or Situation taken advantage of and converted to Mojiza of SMS as cattle feed !



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#57

Unread post by Maqbool » Thu May 11, 2017 4:56 am

Dekho bhaiyo aney behno Mufaddal Mola TUS no ajab shaan. Je America no FBI Director James Comey ye hamara qawm na khilaaf bola, khafz no je farizat amal che ehma ieerad kido aney American Senate ma hamara deen na khilaaf zabani aapi, ye shaks ek hafta na andar fire thai gayo che aney ehna career khalaas thai gayo!

Aa Mufaddal Mola TUS no mojizo dekho. Ek Dua kare aney mohta mohta president, Donald Trump na jiva bhi Mola TUS na armaan mutabiq amal karejj che.

Je sagla Detroit aney bija American gamo ma qaid karwa ma avi che, koi andesho na raakhjo. Jem FBI Directory James Comey ne halaak kido, temaj Mola Mufaddal TUS tamney bhi churavsey.

Hamara Mola aa mohta mohta American politician ne bhi hatawi sakey che to tamney churave ye toh ek mamuli amal che. America na mumineen fikr na karo. Jem Mola no farmaan che, jem Rasulullah no sunnat che, emaj amal karta rehjo. Mola TUS toh farmavi gaya che, ke mohta mamlakat je bhi kahey, hamney to sunvane tayyar nathi.

Mola TUS no aaj aa shaan zahir thai gayo. Mohta mamlakat je bhi kahe, Mola TUS no khushi sij amal thase. Chahe FBI Director kahe ya Donald Trump kahe ya je bhi kahe. Mola to Mola che!

Mola Mola Mufaddal Mola!!



I Rizwan
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#58

Unread post by I Rizwan » Fri May 12, 2017 1:37 am

technically it is a mojiza



allbird
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#59

Unread post by allbird » Fri May 12, 2017 8:41 am

You are kidding ? Right !



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#60

Unread post by Ozdundee » Fri May 12, 2017 5:08 pm

allbird wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 8:41 am
You are kidding ? Right !
Even i had to laugh...

Even if they are kidding what a coincidence. Very difficult to discount...coney ni 10 yrs ni service khatam ..maula ni dawaat ne insult kare ...kem bolay..wichar kem awe...haji time che reformists ...gunna na karo.

I also can joke, right, no, yes Oz can retake pledge also convert another mojiza, ..try another joke

... SMS called his mate in RSS who called Modi who called Putin who called Trump and said go after Kim not Muffy and Trump said Comey per lanat. FBI haligya. Ishara kafi che.

Not funny ok ...let me go back into hiding hole away from paparazzi media...oops who are these here...sala dadhi topiwala...hey get out reformists ni hiding place...a soo che, gun kem che tamara pase...nana hunting gun che pan bullets nathi..to hunting kem kare khoti gun si...it to ranger mare sachi bullet ne apbe cheli baqi jay....apne kya nishani awre jya tya lagi jai , ijar payli che, Maula ne lagijay, gun to aamaj selfie waste che... pan have to whatsapp ma bhi photo ni raza nathi..photo sala reformists na hath ma awijata.

Ok shutup ...no more weak joke...serious business from tomorrow