Muffy's new investment idea

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ajamali
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Muffy's new investment idea

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Unread post by ajamali » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:35 pm

So the new fatwa seems to be that everyone should install these bizarre new toilets in their home in place of Western toilets. It seems to me that Muffi and Muffi Friends have invested in this product and now Muffy is plugging it. I did some quick math: Say they sell 200,000 (conservative estimate for 650K bohras many with multiple homes and multiple bathrooms) of these at a cost of $100 each. That's total revenues of $20M. People would kill for a captive market like this!!
toilet kabar.jpeg
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Huzurala tus ye Imam Hasan as na shahadat na miqaat par Rajnandgaon ma Ajab shaan si Waaz Mubarak farmavi.
Husain Imam as Hasan Imam as ni Shahadat pur dard Andaaz ma farmavi. Mumenin ye Mola tus na Qadmo ma bethi Noha Aweel zahir kari bukaa ane matam kari Daarain ni Saa'dat hasil kidi.
Ye Waaz Mubarak ma Nasihat na Kalemat Nooraniya na zimn ma Mumenin na gharo ma Western Toilets na hoi ehna Bara ma Ghana bastat si Irshadaat Aaliya farmaya.

waaz Mubarak baad Rajnandgaon hazir thanaar tamam Ummal kiraam Masoolul mawaze and jamat aayaan ni ek imp meeting thai.
Ehma Shazada Sahebo tashreef laya.

Mumenin na makano ma Western Toilets na hoi bara ma Aqa Mola tus ye je Irshadaat farmaya ehna mutabiq fouran amal wastey Sagla ye Niyyat araz kidi.

Ane ek Tajweez em bhi pesh thai k ghar ma koi ne takleef ya bimari hoi to ye Sagla wastey Toilet chair ( folding ) ya ehni misal na external alternatives market ma available che ye use karey.
Magar mumrnin na gharo ma ek bhi western toilet na raakhey.



think_for_yourself
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#2

Unread post by think_for_yourself » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:39 pm

Man that's one ugly toilet fixture. Looks like a kabar for the western toilet. What's wrong with the twenty dollar squatty potty?



Crater Lake
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#3

Unread post by Crater Lake » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:21 pm

think_for_yourself wrote:
Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:39 pm
Man that's one ugly toilet fixture. Looks like a kabar for the western toilet. What's wrong with the twenty dollar squatty potty?
The only thing wrong with the Squatty Potty is that it does not make Muffy Bhakts any richer :roll: :roll:



Crater Lake
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#4

Unread post by Crater Lake » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:27 pm

Incidentally this is Do Do Don who stands to benefit


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UnhappyBohra
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Unread post by UnhappyBohra » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:42 pm

Crater Lake wrote:
Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:27 pm
... Do Do Don ....

pottymouth.mp4
:lol: :lol: You are so funny CL. Forget the ghastly tomb, the Japanese have the right idea...Now here is a potty to aspire to....

youtu.be/s0tCO4NdKeU