Bohra TV Channel

[Reporter]

Mafia Inc. is launching a TV channel -- propaganda is going into high gear now.
This is a WhatsApp forward. Not sure if it's fake news.

Bushra! Bushra! Bushra!

Aqa Moula Ye karam ane Ahsan farmavi ne India ane alam e Duniya ma khas muflish Momino mate T V Channel “Saifee Channel’ saru karwanu aelan kidhu che. Rajab ni pehli raat si aa channel saru thase. Aa channel fakt ITS card na Momino mate hase. Aa channel 7 days and 24 hrs chaluu rehse. Darek kalak e nawa program raju thase.

Namaz na wakhat e live Aqa Moula ni Namaz telecast thase. Darek kalak e Aqa Moula no wasilo ne Doa mukwama aavse. Temaj 5-10 minutes mate purjosh ma’atam pan relay thase. Ghar na badha members aa Ma’atam ne Doa ma samel thai sake che. Harek 3 kalak e Momino ne Aqa Moula ni hazrat ma salam, najwa ne kadam bosy no idhhar karvo hoi te pan kari sakase. Aa badha Momin bhai baheno na nam ne phota pan TV par joi sakase. Salam, Kadam Bosy, Najwa, Vajebat ne Ziyafat ni rakam pan direct digital deposit si ada kari sakase. Salgirah, Sagai, Fateha, Shadi tatha bija function nI slide pan TV par muki sakase.

Aa Saifee Channel Idaratus Saifiyah Burhaniya, Mumbai si relay thase ne satellite na jariye Dubai, London, Karachi, Kenya, Cairo ane USA ma pan relay thaase. Channel nu subscription Pehli Rajab si saru thaase. Lavajam nu unit Rs 300 mahina thase Je bhai-bahen ne wadhu units levani ich-cha hoi te potanu naam jaldi si nothave. Temna naam pehla hapta ma phota sathe TV par mukase.

Be char diwas ma darek Jumat ne aa babat ni jaan karwama aavse. Darek Jumat sabil bharta Momino ne internet par register karwa jaroori marg darsan aapse. Koi pan bhai subscription ni rakam koi ne pan aape nahi. Aa rakam fakt Paypal ke Paytime si digital account maj jama karwani rehse. Har ek Momin ne khass iltija che ke aaj pachi biji koi T V channel par account khola ve nahi ne biji channels joi pan nahe.

Aa bushra si Momino na dilo khusha-khush thai gay ache. Intejar ne ghariyo najik aawe tem Doa kari rahya che. Aqa Moula aa channel nu kiyare Iftitah kar e teni rah joi rahya che. Aqa Moula lahko waras aa’bado saad rahe ne Saifee Channel fale-fule tej Doa.

Badri Mahel

Mumbai, India

[Mkenya]

This is a master stroke if ever by Kothar. Reporters in saya kuraz and rida roaming all over the Bohra world and presenting 'aanko dekha haal', 'witness reports', etc. beamed 24/7 into Bohra households. I am sure it will have ads offering Bohri merchandise, kothar-sanctioed Ziarat tours, etc.

[Biradar]

This is a joke. Obviously, someone is just making fun at the expense of Bohris. Don't take it seriously.

[momeenbhai]

obviously its a joke especially the language used.

sounds like some udaipuri has wrote it.