Lift Opening Ceremony
Lift Opening Ceremony
just go through the whole group of pics and your will fall off your chair laughing that how far can this go. Guys are having a lift opening ceremony can something be more insane than this
http://zeninfosys.net/zi6/akhbar/qasrea ... achi/15171
http://zeninfosys.net/zi6/akhbar/qasrea ... achi/15171
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Re: Lift Opening Ceremony
I have come across similar weird situations, this are about seeking Raza for :
• Getting a driving licence
• Choosing academic specialization
• Feeding first piece of meat to babies
• Getting a driving licence
• Choosing academic specialization
• Feeding first piece of meat to babies
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Br Asad
Please be vigilant and inform us when Sheet House for this complex is also inaugurated with Raza Mubarak and Karam of Maula.
Please be vigilant and inform us when Sheet House for this complex is also inaugurated with Raza Mubarak and Karam of Maula.
Re: Lift Opening Ceremony
This is the result of illiteracy in the bohra community of Karachi. This Saleh masjid, if I recall correctly is off Lawrence road, in the not so well to do area of Karachi. Education will solve the problem.
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The next ceremony could very well be the 'Toilet Opening ceremony' with dua and barkat by the respective zaadas which would be percieved to be the one wherein an abde with the most chronic constipation problem could heave a sigh of relief !!!
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this is an express lift which travels at the speed of 1 storey per second.
it has been expressly designed to take abde bohra regressives who do kufr, to jahannum very fast. that includes all bohras of course who do sajda to syedna, praise his hunting of wild animals and believe he is mojiza na saheb (like that moron nalwala), haqiqi kaaba, natiq e quran, ilah ul ardh and so on.
the doorman of the lift will check the ruku chithhi of each abde regressive who wishes to enter and then let go of the lift. it is expected that abdes will reach jahannum within max 35 mins. 20 such lifts are being installed, each with a capacity to carry 200 abde regressives.
such a lift in bilade imaniyah of course deserves an inauguration mubarak at the hands of a qasre mawali.
it has been expressly designed to take abde bohra regressives who do kufr, to jahannum very fast. that includes all bohras of course who do sajda to syedna, praise his hunting of wild animals and believe he is mojiza na saheb (like that moron nalwala), haqiqi kaaba, natiq e quran, ilah ul ardh and so on.
the doorman of the lift will check the ruku chithhi of each abde regressive who wishes to enter and then let go of the lift. it is expected that abdes will reach jahannum within max 35 mins. 20 such lifts are being installed, each with a capacity to carry 200 abde regressives.
such a lift in bilade imaniyah of course deserves an inauguration mubarak at the hands of a qasre mawali.
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G.M. toilet ceremonies have been performed a number of times in the u.s. There was a time when some one said that there should be desi toilet in bohra bathrooms in the west. everytime an american toilet was changed to a desi one in a bohra home there was a grand opening ceremony.
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and pray how was this grand toilet iftetah mubarak ceremony performed? did it involve a qasre aali or baite zainy member making the first divine 'drop'..??
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Pardon me bur
Who is baite zainy member?
Who is qasre aali?
Who is baite zainy member?
Who is qasre aali?
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they are all part of the inner circle of the cosa nostra.Muslim First wrote:Pardon me bur
Who is baite zainy member?
Who is qasre aali?
still have difficulty? go see the godfather movie...
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'The Godfather' was made into 3 parts but the kothari mafia is running housefull for 53 episodes !!Al Zulfiqar wrote:Muslim First wrote:
Pardon me bur
Who is baite zainy member?
Who is qasre aali?
they are all part of the inner circle of the cosa nostra.
still have difficulty? go see the godfather movie...
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Re: Lift Opening Ceremony
This topic itself here shows that u guys need a reason to whine ,we people need a reason to celebrate...ur lives is nothing but to oppose what we do,n our lives is celebrating everything we do in a religious way...............unmindfull of what u ppl say or do.............
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yes abdes need a reason to celebrate, their lives are so miserable with slavery. celebrate syedna's birthdays, his zaadas' birthdays, celebrate ashura (ashura mubarak!), celebrate by kissing syedna's feet, his family's feet, celebrate shahadat of hussain by gulping down labrez jamans post maatam,guy_sam2005 wrote:This topic itself here shows that u guys need a reason to whine ,we people need a reason to celebrate...ur lives is nothing but to oppose what we do,n our lives is celebrating everything we do in a religious way...............unmindfull of what u ppl say or do.............
all in a religious way, of course.
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@AZ,
You forget that they mourn on occasions like Eid, marriage and such other happy moments in life, by maatam and forced crying. "Rovu na aave to rova jevu munh banavi lejo".
You forget that they mourn on occasions like Eid, marriage and such other happy moments in life, by maatam and forced crying. "Rovu na aave to rova jevu munh banavi lejo".
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so the conclusion one comes to is that bohras under syedna, have become completely confused.
on happy occasions they mourn and do maatam, and on sad occasions they celebrate??!
is this another of his mojizas?
su eni niraali shaan chhe!
on happy occasions they mourn and do maatam, and on sad occasions they celebrate??!
is this another of his mojizas?
su eni niraali shaan chhe!