Why Kotharis go to Jahannum!!
Why Kotharis go to Jahannum!!
A Progressive bohri died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly<br>Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, "Hello, and welcome."<p>She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. "Wait a minute," she<br>said. "I was supposed to end up in the Summerlands."<p>He smiled. "Ah, you must be one of our Progressive bohri sisters. Follow me,<br>please."<p>St. Peter gestured for her to follow him down a small path which went through the gates and down a bit to the left. They walked for a short while, then he stepped back and gestured her forward.<p>Looking past his hand, she saw the verdant fields and forests of her desired Summerlands. She saw people feasting, dancing, and making merry, exactly as she expected.<p>While shaking her head in wonder, the Progressive bohri woman happened to glance<br>over to one side and saw a small group of people a short way away from the edge of the Summerlands. The people in the group were<br>watching the revelers, but not joining them. Instead, they were screaming mean remarks, and weeping piteously (poor josh matam!!)<p>The Progressive bohri looked at St. Peter. "Who are those people?"<p>St. Peter replied, "Them? They're Kotharis. They're a bit surprised to see you all there, so they stand there and carry on like that all day. It never ends; there they stand each day, complaining, gossiping and whinning about your progressive people's revelry and "sinful" ways."<p>"Why? Don't they have better things to do?"<p>Peter leaned conspiratorially toward her. "They don't really have a choice. They're actually in Hell, made real by their attitudes remarks and imposing their unIslamic ways on the others. See, God doesn't like being told what He thinks!"<p><br>