Bohristan.

The one and only free public forum for Bohras. The focus of this forum is the reform movement, the Dawoodi Bohra faith and, of course, the corrupt priesthood. But the discussion is in no way restricted to the Bohras alone.
ghulam muhammed
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Bohristan.

#1

Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Tue May 08, 2012 6:42 pm

Country : Bohristan.
Monarch : H.H.Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin (TUS).

Passport : E-Jamat card.
National Emblem : Mishqat.
Ministry : Al-Vazarat.
Ministers : Shehzadas, Qasre-Ali.
Bureaucrat : Kothar.
Parliament: Badri Mahal.
City Mayor : Local Amil.
Constitution : Daimul Islam.
Oath : Misaaq.
National Anthem : Ghanu Jeevo.
NOC/PCC : Safai Chithi.
Food Programme : Faiz-e-mawaid-burhaniyah.

Public Holiday : Ashura, Milad, Eid.

Financial Year : Shawwal - Ramzan.

Income Tax : Wajebat.
House Tax : Sabil.
Personal Income Tax : Sila Fitra.

National Animal : Goat.
National Bird : Chicken.
Staple Food : DCP (Dal, Chawal, Palidu).

anajmi
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Re: Bohristan.

#2

Unread post by anajmi » Tue May 08, 2012 7:46 pm

National Song

Ricksha Aawi Ricksha Aawi
Thali Laine Ne Aawi
Pom Pom

MurtazaVds
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Re: Bohristan.

#3

Unread post by MurtazaVds » Tue May 08, 2012 11:59 pm

some of weard animal found in bohristan

Engg. Ajgar (first snake that got degree of engineering)
Insap (One more type of snake)
GM
Anajmi
Al zulfi
porus
and many more

and "SHOOT AT SIGHT" order from gov of bohristan

mmv
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#4

Unread post by mmv » Wed May 09, 2012 12:21 am

Army: Burhani Guards

stranger
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Re: Bohristan.

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Unread post by stranger » Wed May 09, 2012 5:08 am

Father of Nation : Sydena Taher Saifuddin
National Crime : Shaving
National Enemy : Asgar Ali Engineer
National festival : Saalgirah
National gesture : Folded hands
National Event : Zikra
National Dress : STD
National Pride : Mafsusiyat
National philanthropy : Ziyaafat
National Raid : Qadam
National Sport : Didaar Race
National Tourist place : Burhanpur
National Counsellor : Challa Wala
National Program : Relay
National Wish : Qadambosi
National Dream : Talakki
National Spot : JamatKhanas
National Dialogue : Moula ni Du'aa Chhe
National Gathering : Mithi Shitaabi
National Craze : Beard
National University : Jaamiya
National Guest : Narendra Modi
&
National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?

MurtazaVds
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Re: Bohristan.

#6

Unread post by MurtazaVds » Wed May 09, 2012 6:53 am

stranger wrote: National Enemy : Ajgar Engineer
there are more in counting....
I told u there are much weard animals in bohristan like ajgar and many more

stranger
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Re: Bohristan.

#7

Unread post by stranger » Wed May 09, 2012 7:29 am

MurtazaVds wrote: Engg. Ajgar (first snake that got degree of engineering)
Insap (One more type of snake)
National Sapera : MurtazaVds :mrgreen:

MurtazaVds
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Re: Bohristan.

#8

Unread post by MurtazaVds » Wed May 09, 2012 7:39 am

National BIN PAINDE KA LAUTA - Stranger
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

stranger
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Re: Bohristan.

#9

Unread post by stranger » Wed May 09, 2012 7:48 am

MurtazaVds wrote:National BIN PAINDE KA LAUTA - Stranger
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
National English Tutor : MurtazaVds :mrgreen:

its LOTA by the way. :mrgreen:

MurtazaVds
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Re: Bohristan.

#10

Unread post by MurtazaVds » Wed May 09, 2012 7:53 am

stranger tell bhai nalwala whats dat means
because u understand that better than anyone

and wheather it is louta or lota... U understand that na thats enough
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

murtaza2152
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Re: Bohristan.

#11

Unread post by murtaza2152 » Wed May 09, 2012 7:58 am

@Admin ----- Move this thread to Lighter Side .

stranger
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Re: Bohristan.

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Unread post by stranger » Wed May 09, 2012 8:00 am

MurtazaVds wrote:stranger tell bhai nalwala whats dat means
because u understand that better than anyone

and wheather it is louta or lota... U understand that na thats enough
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
why don't you advice Mustafa bhai to send an Arzi to Kothar, they knows it best. :mrgreen:
In Bayans - Imam Hussain & In practicality- Narendra Modi :mrgreen:

MurtazaVds
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Re: Bohristan.

#13

Unread post by MurtazaVds » Wed May 09, 2012 8:18 am

Here we go again

either we are having conversation about any topic or any matter.. You guys just bend it around and move it toward the kothar or to aamil.. Are you upto that only

stranger
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Re: Bohristan.

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Unread post by stranger » Wed May 09, 2012 8:44 am

MurtazaVds wrote:Here we go again
either we are having conversation about any topic or any matter.. You guys just bend it around and move it toward the kothar or to aamil.. Are you upto that only
Looks whos talking :roll: .....Did not you started it with filthy name calling of Asgar Ali engineer and Mr. Insaf ?

between, Did i said anything Wrong there ? :mrgreen:

alik
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Re: Bohristan.

#15

Unread post by alik » Wed May 09, 2012 12:35 pm

@ all chilll
can any one post the rickshaw aavi songs!!! its rocks

SBM
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Re: Bohristan.

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Unread post by SBM » Wed May 09, 2012 1:22 pm

Alik
National Song'
http://dawoodi-bohras.com/media/forum/Ricksha_aavi.mp3

National Anthem: Wazaifuna tasbhiha

SBM
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Re: Bohristan.

#17

Unread post by SBM » Wed May 09, 2012 1:24 pm

MurtazaVds wrote:some of weard animal found in bohristan



and "SHOOT AT SIGHT" order from gov of bohristan
You said it right and do you know who is gov of Bohristan-=--- KOTHARI GOONS as Syedna is father and founder of Nation
since giving Jaan and Maal is the national Mission of Bohristan

think
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Re: Bohristan.

#18

Unread post by think » Wed May 09, 2012 4:57 pm

V.D. has closed his eyes to the pot bellied, free flowing beady eyed animals in kothars cage . They are let out to snap and bite at the mumineen to satisfy their hunger for money.

humanbeing
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Re: Bohristan.

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Unread post by humanbeing » Thu May 10, 2012 2:32 am

stranger wrote:National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?
National Favourite Question : Ketla Lakhaavo Cho ?

stranger
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Unread post by stranger » Thu May 10, 2012 3:28 am

humanbeing wrote:
stranger wrote:National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?
National Favourite Question : Ketla Lakhaavo Cho ?
Hahahah :mrgreen:
National Request : Saglaa mumeen Faakhir ma faakhir Najwa Arz kare. :mrgreen:

ghulam muhammed
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Re: Bohristan.

#21

Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Fri May 11, 2012 6:29 pm

Fort Knoxx : Saifee Mahal.
National Monument : Raudat Tahera.
Friendly Neighbouring Leaders : Narendra Modi, L.K.Advani, Bal Thackerey.
National Sport : Hunting.


National Slogan : Hamein je kahiye te karo, hamein je kariye aae na karo.

profastian
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Re: Bohristan.

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Unread post by profastian » Sat May 12, 2012 4:08 am

ghulam muhammed wrote:Fort Knoxx : Saifee Mahal.
National Monument : Raudat Tahera.
Friendly Neighbouring Leaders : Narendra Modi, L.K.Advani, Bal Thackerey.
National Sport : Hunting.


National Slogan : Hamein je kahiye te karo, hamein je kariye aae na karo.
Village Idiot: GM

Humsafar
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Re: Bohristan.

#23

Unread post by Humsafar » Sat May 12, 2012 8:41 am

National gesture: Folded hands.
National facial expression: Rova jivu mooh
Image

MurtazaVds
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Re: Bohristan.

#24

Unread post by MurtazaVds » Sat May 12, 2012 9:35 am

national pleasure - to kick hard on the proggies butt :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

SBM
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Re: Bohristan.

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Unread post by SBM » Sat May 12, 2012 10:41 am

National Shame-----POVERTY IN BOHRAS
National pastime------Ziyafaats-Kadamboosi-Pagla--Darees and more Darees
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anajmi
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Re: Bohristan.

#26

Unread post by anajmi » Sat May 12, 2012 10:46 am

National Condition - Humiliation (look at the women in the picture above. You can see one woman forcing the hands of her child to fold. Shame on these ignorant fools.)

ghulam muhammed
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Re: Bohristan.

#27

Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Sat May 12, 2012 3:00 pm

profastian wrote:Village Idiot: GM
Padha Likha Jaahil : Profastian.