Let's congratulate Badrijanab a.k.a Doctor Mubarak

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progticide
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Let's congratulate Badrijanab a.k.a Doctor Mubarak

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Unread post by progticide » Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:50 am

Let all the members of this forum congratulate Doctor Mubarak on his second "Chhatti" ceremony i.e. "Re-Naming ceremony" as "Badrijanab".

In this new avatar Doctor Mubarak a.k.a Badrijanab has appeared with some new feature sets. Have a look at them:

1. Doctor Mubarak a.k.a Badrijanab is a member of a secret society. Maybe we should call this secret society " Badrijanab aur Chalees Reformists".

2. Doctor a.k.a. Badrijanab in his new avatar has developed love for Syedna Mohammad Burhanuddin (TUS) and accepts him as Dai-e-Mutlaq. That means he has suddenly jumped from 46th to 52nd Dai. What a leap of faith Doctor? Bravo.

3. Doctor a.k.a Badrijanab has researched to find out that Ahmed ali was a scholar of Fatimi dawat. Did he not know this all these years when he studied under him? Maybe Ahmedali paid him a visit in his dreams once he converted to this new avatar of Badrijanab and showed him his Noorani knowledge.

4. Doctor a.k.a Badrijanab finds DB waez and sabaq without substance and knowledge. Doctor a.k.a Badrijanab, when was the last time you attended DB waez or sabaq. Probably you are referring to the reformist so-called waez and sabaqs.


Doctor Mubarak a.k.a Badrijanab, aisi chhichhori hurkatein karna band karo. Purana dialogue he lekin tumhe samjhane ke liye aaj bhi taaza hai, "Tum jis school mein padte ho wahan ka principal hamare pass sabaq sikhne aata he". Quite literally, your Ustad Ahmed ali was a student of Jamea. Jamea se padhkar tumhe padane laga, aur tum humse hi ustadi kar rahe ho bachche.

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Re: Let's congratulate Badrijanab a.k.a Doctor Mubarak

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Unread post by badrijanab » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:18 am

Progticide,

Prove your allegation that I am Dr. Mubarak?

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Unread post by progticide » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:36 am

badrijanab wrote:Progticide,

Prove your allegation that I am Dr. Mubarak?
Doctor saheb,

I do not need to prove anything.

As I have said above, " Ustadon se ustadi nahi karte bachche".

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Unread post by badrijanab » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:56 am

Mr. Progticide, you have failed to prove your allegation now you must tender sorry to us.

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Unread post by progticide » Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:39 pm

badrijanab wrote:Mr. Progticide, you have failed to prove your allegation now you must tender sorry to us.
Doctor Saheb,
I dont know your area of specialisation in medicine. But as for me, you are dealing with one of the respected figures who is considered to be an expert by many, in the field of psychiatry and human psychology. I deal with psychos, retards, imposters, impersonators etc on a daily basis. Who are you trying to fool here?

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Unread post by anajmi » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:07 pm

I deal with psychos, retards, imposters, impersonators etc on a daily basis.
:mrgreen: Well said. You are employed by the kothar to serve them aren't you?

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Unread post by bohraji » Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:56 am

Progticide Bhai,
Salaam Alaikum.
It is great that there are experts like you in the feild of medicine from our community.
Why don't you use a little bit of your expertise in helping the poor mumins of Ahmedabad?.You are more keen to know the identity of badri Janaab or doctor.Why waste your energy and time and stress on an unimportant issue.
Use your time productively.If you send me PM ,I can give you the name and address of a needy mumin whom you can help directly.
Let badri janaab write what he wants.Why bother on a progressive site when you are needed by a fellow orthodox mumin?
JAK
Bohraji

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Unread post by progticide » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:19 am

progticide wrote:
badrijanab wrote:Mr. Progticide, you have failed to prove your allegation now you must tender sorry to us.
Doctor Saheb,
I dont know your area of specialisation in medicine. But as for me, you are dealing with one of the respected figures who is considered to be an expert by many, in the field of psychiatry and human psychology. I deal with psychos, retards, imposters, impersonators etc on a daily basis. Who are you trying to fool here?
Badrijanab a.k.a Mubarak,

Aapne to kabhi bataya nahin, lekin abhi abhi aapke bhaiyyon se pata chala he ke na aap insaano ke doctor ho na hi jaanwaron ke. Phir ye doctor lagane ka kya chakkar he aap hi jaane. Shayad aapke ustad ne aapko private mein ye title diya ho.

Kya hua doctor saheb, bolti kyu band ho gayi?

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Unread post by bohraji » Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:08 am

Progticide bhai,
Main aap ke jawaab ka muntazir hun.
Aisa na ho ke aap ki bolti band ho gayi?

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Unread post by progticide » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:21 am

Mr. Mubarak,

Kahin aap bhi Hosni Mubarak ki tarah coma mein to nahi chale gaye?

Aapke bhaiyyon ne aapka address bataya. Aapki tabiyat poochhne zaroor aata magar aap thode door he. Rupee has fallen against the dollar terribly. Airfare thoda zyaada ho jayega, visa bhi to lagega. Aur ab to shayad wahan summer season shuru hone wala he.

Local address bhi bataya he aapke bhaiyyon ne. Wahan aana possible he. Tourist location bhi he. Awliya ki mazaar bhi he. Aur suna he abto train se bhi achchhi khaasi connectivity ho gayi he. Holiday ki Holiday ho jayegi.

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Unread post by progticide » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:21 am

Mr. Mubarak a.k.a Doctor a.k.a Badrijanab,

Aap to aise ghayab ho gaye jaise ghadhe ke sir se singh. :o

Ye aapki badi boori aadat he. Jab bhi hum ghuftagu aage badate he aap bhaag jaate he. :(

Hum jaante he, ab phir se kisi naye naam se prakat honge humare Mubarakji. Lekin woh purani kahavat suni he na "Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaaye". :mrgreen:

Agli baar hum aapko aapke poore naam ke saath bulayenge. :lol:

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Unread post by bohraji » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:39 am

Janaab Progticide Bhai,
Salaam alaikum.
Aap to ilmi aur Mahir shaqs ho.Aap Que is Badri sahab ke peeche pade ho?
Chatthi,aqiqa,aisi chichori baatein aap ki izzat pe ghustaakhi hai.
Aap ne pichle post mein comment kiya,Misr aur Hosni Mubarak ke bare mein.Aut afsoas jataya ke air ticket ki keemat se aap Misr ki ziyaraton se mehroom hai.
Janaab progticide,yeh sab bhul jao.
Aap Ahmedabad chale aaye.Is Ko Choti Kerbala se jaana jaata hai.9 Dai,aur kaafi auliya aur Shaheed yaha par soye hue hai.Aap ko Badri saahab ki fiqr hai lekin aap yahaa Ahmedabad aayein.AAp ko mazloom,ghareeb,bemaar aur lachaar dawoodi bohraon se milwa sakta hoon.
Aap ki tammanna ko yahaan puri kijeeye.RS 100 bhi kaafi hai kisi Dawoodi Bohra ke chere pe muskaan lana.Aap mera jawaab nahin dete ,lekin Badri saaheb yeh ilzaam laga te hai.Agar aap ko meri baaton pe yakeen nahin, to mein aap ko kisi lachaar ka ata pata de sakta hun PM mein .Aap jaake,apni tasalli se unki madat kar sakte ho.
Yeh mera doosra post hai aap ke liye,ummeed hai ke aap mera jawaab denge.Rafoo na ho ja na!
progticide wrote:Mr. Mubarak a.k.a Doctor a.k.a Badrijanab,.

Aap to aise ghayab ho gaye jaise ghadhe ke sir se singh. :o

Ye aapki badi boori aadat he. Jab bhi hum ghuftagu aage badate he aap bhaag jaate he. :(

Hum jaante he, ab phir se kisi naye naam se prakat honge humare Mubarakji. Lekin woh purani kahavat suni he na "Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaaye". :mrgreen:

Agli baar hum aapko aapke poore naam ke saath bulayenge. :lol: