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Bohra SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:09 am
by asad
These days Bohras are connected as never before due to tools provided by technology. Emails, SMS, Facebook updates, whatsapp are the mediums in present times to dissipate information both good as well as bad, it helps in rumor and fear mongering also. Many a times few sms or updates which are forwarded are plain stupid or funny or both. I have started this thread to let people share what Bohras are sharing in their part of world. Let there be more laughter than futile debates.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:23 am
by mnoorani
Muffy Mola Shikaari thaya
SMS thi ehna didaar thaya
Sher na kismat chamkavi didha
Mansoos na haate maara gaya

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:05 am
by asad
Mufaddal maula aaj ni waaz :
Waaz Excerpts today: Imam nu intezaar karwu, khuda si bushra talab karwu che...to moula no intezaar karwu, khuda si bushra talab karwu che. Balke bushraaj che.. ane ye intezaar karwa ma sabr ane shukr no sawab che je na si mehnato kashf thai che..ane te baad mossa as ni zikr je ma aap ni qaum mehnat kashf thawa ni intezaari kare che.
Ek namaz pachi biji namaz no intezaar karwu masjid ma ehma jang ni tayyari karwa karta ziyada sawab che...emmaj dawat ni ek majlis pachi biji majlis je ma hussain na dai tashreef lawnaar hoe..ehno sawab jang ni tayyari karta afzal che
Narial ni zikar ma faramyu ke naryal ni paal bande che.... Mannat tamam thai ye waste naryal ni paal bande che..... Syedna mohammed burhanuddin ni paal mane umeed tamam thava waste.....
Haji farmayu ke hamne yaad che syedna taher saifuddin sathe safar par jata train ma to ghare si nikalye to sadaqo kare moula pachi naryal araz thai, syedna taher saifuddin naryal sathe lai le farmave lai lo sathe....hame bhi sathe train ma hoiye pachi nadee aave to ehma nakhi dai.... Ghani hikmato hase..
Waaz no unwaan Tashrif Aawri na intezar ma je sawab che ane barakat che ye che.....
Ohbat karva ma je barakat che ehni zikaro farmavi

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:06 am
by who2trust
todays latest sms
Hamnaaj bethak ma aaliqader mola tus farmayu k mohallao saaf karjo . Govt jitnu karay apnay Ehna karta zyda Karo. Mohalla Na rasta ny bagicha jem Kari do. Pura Karachi ni zimaydari lai utho. Karso ny? Jamea Na talabat bhi ye misal karay. Koi baari c kachro nechay phekay road per ..barabar na kehwai.hamay namaz Ma jaiyye to rasta ma kachro hoi ? Karachi Ma tafrih ni jaga kam chy ny kaam c aaway to Kaha phirwa jai to tamaro mohalloj garden misal banawi do. 3 waar farmayu tamay karso ny ? Lai uthso ny? Yej misal dil ma kachro kanto hoi ye nikalo. Jewar tak dil Na rahay ehnay Thai k may ehnay gaali api daoo..jaha tk bolay Nahi to kanto dil Na rahay.english Na su kahay chy .. Revenge.ali nu Ehna dai nu wasilo leju to aasan lagsay.. Ahsin ila man asaaa elaik. Amal krwu mushkil magar maaf Kari do. Moulana Ali ny Ehna dai Khush thasay k aa sagla maro Farman uthayu.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:46 am
by mnoorani
Muffy Mola no Farmaan chokho
Ambassador hotel ma daru bhi chokhi
Aqeeq, Manak ,Zevar agar hota
Mumineen aaje bhuk thi na rota.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:22 am
by asad
mnoorani wrote:Muffy Mola no Farmaan chokho
Ambassador hotel ma daru bhi chokhi
Aqeeq, Manak ,Zevar agar hota
Mumineen aaje bhuk thi na rota.
going for a over kill hmm.keep it scarce to be more appreciated than bringing ambassador and daru in each and every poem.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:49 am
by mnoorani
asad wrote:
mnoorani wrote:Muffy Mola no Farmaan chokho
Ambassador hotel ma daru bhi chokhi
Aqeeq, Manak ,Zevar agar hota
Mumineen aaje bhuk thi na rota.
going for a over kill hmm.keep it scarce to be more appreciated than bringing ambassador and daru in each and every poem.
Bherupia ne sajdo naa bajawe
Mumin bhaiyo ne thoru samajh aave.
Emna liidhe main aa likhu chu
Tamne bhi aaghaa karu chu.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:46 pm
by asad
2 blast in haidry Karachi near dolmen shopping center, burhani bagh
8 mumeneen guzri Gaya
20 injured

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:57 pm
by Bori85
Can somebody explain what is the connection between Ambassador Hotel and daaru, and I noticed one person didn't like this mentioned on this post. Very curious to know more details .

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:54 am
by asad
Now beat this one:

Mojiza mufaddal mola in mumbai. Ek bhai ye last week mola ni ziyafat kidi hati.jiware ziyafat nu declare thyu to ehna 1hafta pehla si ek banau bano.ek sanp ye bhai na ghare aawto ane ghar no round lagai ne pacho chalo jato koi ne nuksan na krto. Sagla ghabrai gaya. je diwas mola ehna ghare padhara to ye din bhi emaj banu. ye sanp aawi ne bethi gayo. to mola ye sagla ne bahar jawa nu farmayu. sagla ghar na logo ane je mola na sathe shehzadao hata ye bhi bahar chala gya.pachi mola ye ye sanp na sathe kai guftgu kidi ane ye sanp waha si chalo gayo.sagla ne mola ye ander bulaya.sagla ye mola ne hath jodi ne arz kidi mola aa sanp ek hafta si aawe che or ghar no chakkar lagai ne chalo jai che aa su che aap batawiye.mola ye muskurai ne farmayu k aa sanp tamara karabat wala ma sij ek shakhs che je kitna warso pehla dawat na ander rahi ne dawat ni amanat ma khayanat kidi hati kai ghaplo kido tho to khuda tala ye ehna uper azaab utari ne ehne sanp ni kholi ma naakha hata.ane jiware ehne khabar padi k tamara ghare me tashrif lawa chu to ye mara si maafi talab krwa aawto hato.aaje ye mara si mafi mangi che.ane me ye khuda na gunah bakhshawi ne ehne aa azaab si chutkaro aapo che sagla mola na kadam mubrk pr giri gaya......khuda tala aa shan na hamara mola mohd burhanuddin ane ehna janasheen mola mufaddal ne taqayamat baaqi rakhe...AAMEEN.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:43 am
by fearAllah
asad wrote:Now beat this one:

Mojiza mufaddal mola in mumbai. Ek bhai ye last week mola ni ziyafat kidi hati.jiware ziyafat nu declare thyu to ehna 1hafta pehla si ek banau bano.ek sanp ye bhai na ghare aawto ane ghar no round lagai ne pacho chalo jato koi ne nuksan na krto. Sagla ghabrai gaya. je diwas mola ehna ghare padhara to ye din bhi emaj banu. ye sanp aawi ne bethi gayo. to mola ye sagla ne bahar jawa nu farmayu. sagla ghar na logo ane je mola na sathe shehzadao hata ye bhi bahar chala gya.pachi mola ye ye sanp na sathe kai guftgu kidi ane ye sanp waha si chalo gayo.sagla ne mola ye ander bulaya.sagla ye mola ne hath jodi ne arz kidi mola aa sanp ek hafta si aawe che or ghar no chakkar lagai ne chalo jai che aa su che aap batawiye.mola ye muskurai ne farmayu k aa sanp tamara karabat wala ma sij ek shakhs che je kitna warso pehla dawat na ander rahi ne dawat ni amanat ma khayanat kidi hati kai ghaplo kido tho to khuda tala ye ehna uper azaab utari ne ehne sanp ni kholi ma naakha hata.ane jiware ehne khabar padi k tamara ghare me tashrif lawa chu to ye mara si maafi talab krwa aawto hato.aaje ye mara si mafi mangi che.ane me ye khuda na gunah bakhshawi ne ehne aa azaab si chutkaro aapo che sagla mola na kadam mubrk pr giri gaya......khuda tala aa shan na hamara mola mohd burhanuddin ane ehna janasheen mola mufaddal ne taqayamat baaqi rakhe...AAMEEN.
I cant wait to be a snake too....

Free kadambosi and salam :D

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:22 am
by MurtazaVds
fearAllah wrote: I cant wait to be a snake too....

Free kadambosi and salam :D
you dont need to be wait for that.. U are that creature
just find a place to hide

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:15 am
by humanbeing
New generation of “Royal Family” seems to be quiet inspired by Harry Potter Series ! They are taking inspiration to weave mojizas from the School of Magic !!

We got a snake talker !! or Mufaddal Bhaisaab can talk to animals, may be if someone can put the Lion’s last words before being hunted and shot dead !!

So, do we have some abde friends and Kothari agents washing the above mojiza as another pinch with a salt !!

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:49 am
by ozmujaheed
Let me get this right

We are told the abde who was a conmen was reincarnated into a snake, So officially we agree with reincarnation. Abdes what do you think progs or I would come back as, just make sure I have ears to listen to whispers! A scorpion or a centipede ? May be a lion , we can meet during a hunt.

Are their many snakes still remaining in Mumbai ? How does a snake seat Where did he go ?

Mansoos wispered to the snake how ? Check your biology snakes do not hear sounds ! :lol:

Mansoos forgave the snakes sins before kayamat ,

Why does Mansoos think the snake is unhappy being a snake, is he sure because I think a snake is freer than a slave, would he rather be an abde ? I doubt.

This really amazes me grown up men write so much rubbish ! What a fairy tale , I hope they do not end up as religious literature . I would get a fit if this story was reported in a bayan.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:36 pm
by who2trust
asad wrote:Now beat this one:

Mojiza mufaddal mola in mumbai. Ek bhai ye last week mola ni ziyafat kidi hati.jiware ziyafat nu declare thyu to ehna 1hafta pehla si ek banau bano.ek sanp ye bhai na ghare aawto ane ghar no round lagai ne pacho chalo jato koi ne nuksan na krto. Sagla ghabrai gaya. je diwas mola ehna ghare padhara to ye din bhi emaj banu. ye sanp aawi ne bethi gayo. to mola ye sagla ne bahar jawa nu farmayu. sagla ghar na logo ane je mola na sathe shehzadao hata ye bhi bahar chala gya.pachi mola ye ye sanp na sathe kai guftgu kidi ane ye sanp waha si chalo gayo.sagla ne mola ye ander bulaya.sagla ye mola ne hath jodi ne arz kidi mola aa sanp ek hafta si aawe che or ghar no chakkar lagai ne chalo jai che aa su che aap batawiye.mola ye muskurai ne farmayu k aa sanp tamara karabat wala ma sij ek shakhs che je kitna warso pehla dawat na ander rahi ne dawat ni amanat ma khayanat kidi hati kai ghaplo kido tho to khuda tala ye ehna uper azaab utari ne ehne sanp ni kholi ma naakha hata.ane jiware ehne khabar padi k tamara ghare me tashrif lawa chu to ye mara si maafi talab krwa aawto hato.aaje ye mara si mafi mangi che.ane me ye khuda na gunah bakhshawi ne ehne aa azaab si chutkaro aapo che sagla mola na kadam mubrk pr giri gaya......khuda tala aa shan na hamara mola mohd burhanuddin ane ehna janasheen mola mufaddal ne taqayamat baaqi rakhe...AAMEEN.
amazing!! but it does not sound real to me...how is this possible?

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:58 pm
by Muslim First
who2trust wrote: amazing!! but it does not sound real to me...how is this possible?
Everything is possible for the Mansoos of Allah's Dai.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:07 pm
by Al Zulfiqar
only a snake can talk to a snake.

ek dawat ka dushman saap, aur ek asteen ka saap...!

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:07 pm
by ghulam muhammed
asad wrote: ek shakhs che je kitna warso pehla dawat na ander rahi ne dawat ni amanat ma khayanat kidi hati kai ghaplo kido tho to khuda tala ye ehna uper azaab utari ne ehne sanp ni kholi ma naakha hata.
By the above logic, saifee mahal should have become a snake park till now and no amount of saperas would have been able to catch the innumerable snakes roaming there freely !!

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:29 pm
by ghulam muhammed
Bori85 wrote: Can somebody explain what is the connection between Ambassador Hotel and daaru, and I noticed one person didn't like this mentioned on this post. Very curious to know more details .
Hotel Ambassador situated near churchgate station, Mumbai features on this forum as the same was previously owned by the late Mukasir Salehbhai saab and Yusuf Najmuddin (brother of 52nd dai and father-in-law of mansoos). It is a 5 star hotel which serves liqour and pork freely, the things which are haraam in Islam. The hotel was subsequently sold by these two dawat functionaries to Manu Narang, the famous antique smuggler who was arrested under MISA during Indira Gandhi's rule. There was also an inquiry conducted by Income Tax officials with regard to the transactions as the amount declared by dawat was much below the market rates and a sizeable amount of black money was supposed to have been paid to the 2 owners. And as is the case with every second investigation carried out by govt agencies, the matter was hushed up by the powerful mafias of saifee mahal.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:17 pm
by SBM
asad wrote:Now beat this one:

Mojiza mufaddal mola in mumbai. Ek bhai ye last week mola ni ziyafat kidi hati.jiware ziyafat nu declare thyu to ehna 1hafta pehla si ek banau bano.ek sanp ye bhai na ghare aawto ane ghar no round lagai ne pacho chalo jato koi ne nuksan na krto. Sagla ghabrai gaya. je diwas mola ehna ghare padhara to ye din bhi emaj banu. ye sanp aawi ne bethi gayo. to mola ye sagla ne bahar jawa nu farmayu. sagla ghar na logo ane je mola na sathe shehzadao hata ye bhi bahar chala gya.pachi mola ye ye sanp na sathe kai guftgu kidi ane ye sanp waha si chalo gayo.sagla ne mola ye ander bulaya.sagla ye mola ne hath jodi ne arz kidi mola aa sanp ek hafta si aawe che or ghar no chakkar lagai ne chalo jai che aa su che aap batawiye.mola ye muskurai ne farmayu k aa sanp tamara karabat wala ma sij ek shakhs che je kitna warso pehla dawat na ander rahi ne dawat ni amanat ma khayanat kidi hati kai ghaplo kido tho to khuda tala ye ehna uper azaab utari ne ehne sanp ni kholi ma naakha hata.ane jiware ehne khabar padi k tamara ghare me tashrif lawa chu to ye mara si maafi talab krwa aawto hato.aaje ye mara si mafi mangi che.ane me ye khuda na gunah bakhshawi ne ehne aa azaab si chutkaro aapo che sagla mola na kadam mubrk pr giri gaya......khuda tala aa shan na hamara mola mohd burhanuddin ane ehna janasheen mola mufaddal ne taqayamat baaqi rakhe...AAMEEN.
Did not Syedi Muffadal spoke to Late Huzefa Mohiyddin after his death Is it possible that it might be re incarnation to do deedar of his brother :roll:

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:35 pm
by Al Zulfiqar
bro sbm,

that was a really low blow...!

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:39 am
by Maqbool
The snake was talking to Mansoos in Lisan-E-Dawat. This is a tawil, no body noticed this!

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:30 am
by ozmujaheed
Why not if in our era Mansoos poisons our Islamic faith , if that is not a snake what is ?

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:20 am
by asad
Al Zulfiqar wrote:only a snake can talk to a snake.
ek dawat ka dushman saap, aur ek asteen ka saap...!
SBM wrote: Did not Syedi Muffadal spoke to Late Huzefa Mohiyddin after his death Is it possible that it might be re incarnation to do deedar of his brother :roll:
i think its from Nida fazli
"Dushmani JAM kar karo magar ye gunjaish rahe, jab kabhi hum dost ho jayen to sharminda na hon."

Their should be a difference between us and them, fight but dont dishonor yourself.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:34 am
by asad
Hamna mufaddal mola ye waaz farmawi colombo ma .. Nemat na shuukur par waaz farmawi..
Imam moiz farmawe che koi shakhs pura aalam na umar lag ibadat kare to b ek pani na ghut khuda pilawe ehno b shukur nai kari sake.. Aqa mola kitna nemat ma paale che.. Ehni misaal su ke naryal na jhaar yaha ghana che aksar naryal na jhaar darya paase hoi che ane darya nu paani khaaru hoi che.. Aa jhaar saglu kharu pani sahi le che ane ehma mithu paani naryal ma aape che.. Aa mola kewa che ke apne aa khara paani jewa darya na aalam c apne mitha paani banawi de che...
Laeen saani jiware ali na darwaza par aayo to fatema jaanta tha mane andar jawani mohlat nai aape.. Magar ali ni su shaan rasulullah na darwaza par aaya ghana ahista c dastak didi rasulullah samjhi gaya ali che to ummesalama ne kahyu darwazo kholo.. Aap araz kare che kon che aa saheb ke me kholu ane mane dekhi le?.. Rasullh farmayu ehwa che k khuda ane rasul ne mohbt kare che ane khuda ane rasul ehne mohbt kare che.. Ye andar nahi aawe jaha lag ehne his thaase ke tame andar chala gaya ..ane ehmaj thayu. Magar laeen saani napaak jem molatana fatema ye sochu ehmaj kidu hamal giri gayu Molana abbas ye pani na ghut ni qadar batawi.. Furaat par pohcha magar paani no ghut na lido kem ke khbr che ke aa pani na ghut ni kai kimat nathi kem ke mara mola je kausar na malik che ye bhuka pyasa che... Te baad imam husain ye ghut ni qimat batawi ali asgar ne lai ne gaya dushmano ne kayu je ek ghut pilawse ehna waaste me jannat no zamin thais.. Aap na waaste to paani asmaan c utre che te saathe aap pani no ghut talab kido ane jahannami khamira wala logo ne batawi didu ke tame ek pani no ghut b nai pilawi sakta kem ke paani no malik to me chhu.. Jannat ni zamanat lai lidi khbr che nai aapi sake.. Ane dushmano ye na aapu balke teer maro

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:02 am
by asad
Several Bohras killed in Hydri Blast: Not a single protest staged, not a penny of damage done to public/government property, not even a pebble thrown in anger, only businesses closed to record Silent Protest with the belief that Allah will hold the culprits accountable one day. This is how we have been brought up by our beloved Ruhani Bawa.
Proud to be born in such a peaceful community..

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:45 am
by mnoorani
asad wrote:Hamna mufaddal mola ye waaz farmawi colombo ma .. Nemat na shuukur par waaz farmawi..
.. Aap na waaste to paani asmaan c utre che te saathe aap pani no ghut talab kido ane jahannami khamira wala logo ne batawi didu ke tame ek pani no ghut b nai pilawi sakta kem ke paani no malik to me chhu.. Jannat ni zamanat lai lidi khbr che nai aapi sake.. Ane dushmano ye na aapu balke teer maro

Khamira wala means those involved in Alcohol, The sasra and kakas of mansoos ( Brothers of the Dai) owned Ambassador Hotel where Alcohol and swine was served. The same Family has also rented out shops to wine dealers .
THE HOLY MANSOOS HAS JUST DECLARED HIS FAMILY AS JAHANNAMI.
PLEASE SPREAD THIS NEWS ALL AROUND. SU SHAAN NA MOLA CHE .HE IS SO BRAVE WITH HIS WORDS AND DARING ENOUGH TO SEND THE MESSAGE ACCROSS ABOUT HIS OWN FAMILY'S WRONG DOING.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:28 am
by MM Bukhari
asad wrote:Several Bohras killed in Hydri Blast: Not a single protest staged, not a penny of damage done to public/government property, not even a pebble thrown in anger, only businesses closed to record Silent Protest with the belief that Allah will hold the culprits accountable one day. This is how we have been brought up by our beloved Ruhani Bawa.
Proud to be born in such a peaceful community..
all wrong buddy, if bohras will throw a pebble of stone on sunnis in pakistan, not a sinle bohra will be able to survive in pakistan....so please dont give me shiit about tawakkal and stuff, coz if they had tawakkal on ALlah they would not pay millions to GOD man to save there ass.

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:53 am
by anajmi
And they wouldn't like about the prophet (saw) and his hadith like you do!!

Re: Bohri SMS Duniya

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:43 am
by level_headed
Moron mnoorani - understand the difference between khamira and khamar before u start posting