Question to our new fanatic

[monginis]

Salaam,

This question is addressed to our new resident fanatic abde Salaar, as you seem like a die hard abde of muffy, can you please let us know at least 10 qualities of muffy which impresses you and makes you think he is on Haq?

awaiting reply

[salaar]

forget 10 if i give illustrate 1000 shaanaat even then i swear you will not change a bit and will declare it fairytale so no use

[humanbeing]

Lets Start with 10 ... !!

[AMAFHH]

forget 10 if i give illustrate 1000 shaanaat even then i swear you will not change a bit and will declare it fairytale so no use

Do not Lie to us & yourself you cannot illustrate 1000 shaanaat
and that also based on TRUTH

[salaar]

intention matters bro when conclusions are drawn within hearts even before initiating the debate then what would you call it wwf

[monginis]

Salaar only 10 will be enough for now....please go on, we are waiting

[humanbeing]

1) SMS travels by Chartered flights !

2) SMS goes on pleasure hunting expeditions !

3) SMS collects / likes trays of GOLD !

4) SMS likes to hug baba ramdev (topless), whereas he puts a hanky in between when escorted by mumins !

5) SMS can orate an entire bayaan by heart ! without looking into books !

6) SMS can talk to dead people / animals !

7) SMS allows tasing (electric current) of mumins when they go euphoric in his walayat ! and brag about it in his bayans ! rather then condemn it or had it stopped immediately !

SMS announces baraat on whoever asking for “Accountability” ! and declares them fitnati !

9) SMS likes to break open 53000 nariyals and distribute them as salwaat ( Prasad), deeming it Islamic !

10) SMS suggests to throw your women out ! who does not listen to husband’s instructions !

[monginis]

@ Human being let us give chance to our fanatic, lets see what he has got.

we have been giving this quaities of muffy from long time, now lets see if his die hard abde can atleast bring 10 goodness in muffy.

[Akhtiar Wahid]

11) SMS likes dancing on yemeni tunes while getting carried off on Yemenis shoulder.

[Bohra spring]

Now now let us be nice....we are about to get 10 of the thousands of gem qualities of SMS ...


If abdes need a bit of help, can they try these , or are these taken by SKQ already !

1. Leadership by Example - serving as an example for others.

2. Visionary – providing a sense of direction for others.

3. Strong Communicator – listening and considering as well as speaking.

4. Trustworthy- behaving in a consistent, highly ethical, and fair manner.

5. Calm – staying cool under pressure, especially when things go wrong.

6. Open Minded – inviting constructive dissent or disagreements.

7. Professional – being respectable both at work and in their private lives.

8. Clear Thinking – simplifying things to maximize understanding and minimize confusion.

9. Nurturing - showing respect for all people, their opinions, and their capacity to achieve important results.

10. Supportive- helping others build on their strengths and showing appreciation.

[saminaben]

May I suggest that we shift the tone of our dialogue a bit:

That the so called "abde" Mufaddalbhainsaheb Camp only post positive characteristics of Khuzaimabhai sahib, AND
the so called "dawedaar" Khuzemabhaisaheb Camp only post positive characteristics of Mufaddalbhai sahib.

Genuine positive, not sarcastic, tongue in cheek positive. No gimmicks. This is what the experts do in mediation and conflict resolution. Can we give it a try? Surely we can see the opposite point of view, and present it without our own personal bias? come on brothers and sisters.

[monginis]

amazingly after this thread salaar disappeared like ghade ke sir se singh

ROFL

[monginis]

May I suggest that we shift the tone of our dialogue a bit:

That the so called "abde" Mufaddalbhainsaheb Camp only post positive characteristics of Khuzaimabhai sahib, AND
the so called "dawedaar" Khuzemabhaisaheb Camp only post positive characteristics of Mufaddalbhai sahib.

Genuine positive, not sarcastic, tongue in cheek positive. No gimmicks. This is what the experts do in mediation and conflict resolution. Can we give it a try? Surely we can see the opposite point of view, and present it without our own personal bias? come on brothers and sisters.

saminaben, sorry but I wont be able to come up with single qualification of Muffy.

even his die hard suporters run away with these questions.

[Bohra spring]

Oh they have ran to consult their masters for a reply

If they fail they will still feel duty bound to respond and ask " why don't you give SKQ qualities or a Khalifa s quality or pick an imam or Diai from the past " are their responses not already predictable

[monginis]

more than 18 hours passed and they could not find atleast 10 qualities in their master which can show he is capable to be called "DAI"

This is the biggest joke on muffy abdes, they all have gone under ground for secret meeting I guess LOL

[Fateh]

more than 18 hours passed and they could not find atleast 10 qualities in their master which can show he is capable to be called "DAI"

This is the biggest joke on muffy abdes, they all have gone under ground for secret meeting I guess LOL

Calm down bhai monginis calm down as soon as dear brothers(Muffy abdes) find any tinny or negligible quality find they appear with great pomp & show.Please wait they have just form a comity to search any dam quality in Mufaddal maula.It may take time.

[humanbeing]

Anything and everything that Muffay maula does is a shanaat !

SMS walking on the Deedar Bridge !
SMS ye nazar farmaavi !
SMS horse – riding !
SMS shaking hands !
SMS smiling !
SMS crying !
SMS did a hand gesture during bayaan !
SMS listening to abde’s arzi !
SMS reciting a madeh ! (Cacophonic)
SMS walking !

The above observations are from SMS abdes, sharing the shanaat of SMS on whatsapp ! abde community is so deprived and lacks intellect that such trivial flimsy gestures are revered and talked about.

[monginis]

Anything and everything that Muffay maula does is a shanaat !

SMS walking on the Deedar Bridge !
SMS ye nazar farmaavi !
SMS horse – riding !
SMS shaking hands !
SMS smiling !
SMS crying !
SMS did a hand gesture during bayaan !
SMS listening to abde’s arzi !
SMS reciting a madeh ! (Cacophonic)
SMS walking !

The above observations are from SMS abdes, sharing the shanaat of SMS on whatsapp ! abde community is so deprived and lacks intellect that such trivial flimsy gestures are revered and talked about.

I am happy at least his natural daily activities are kept out of shanaat.

[monginis]

its been 24 hours since this thread is posted, and all abdes are gone under ground.

it seems they cant find any good qualities of muffy even when whole jamiya and kothar is searching...ROFL

Salaar and james lost their JOB I guess hahahahaha

[TheLiberatedOne]

High Level Meeting going on at Kothar for this topic

its been 24 hours since this thread is posted, and all abdes are gone under ground.

it seems they cant find any good qualities of muffy even when whole jamiya and kothar is searching...ROFL

Salaar and james lost their JOB I guess hahahahaha

[monginis]

High Level Meeting going on at Kothar for this topic

its been 24 hours since this thread is posted, and all abdes are gone under ground.

it seems they cant find any good qualities of muffy even when whole jamiya and kothar is searching...ROFL

Salaar and james lost their JOB I guess hahahahaha

even if they hire james bond he wont be able to search 10 dai's qualities in Muffy.

[AgnosticIndian]

Those petals of wisdom & why not to believe KQ spam mails have what? I've not botheted reading.

[monginis]

2 days and all fanatics mad abde guys have disappered LOL

[yuzarsif]

Salaar,
Come on...We are waiting for your response on monginis question. you told that SMS has 1000 shanaat...and you are not able to give
even single shanaat..what happened?

[humanbeing]

Kothar – Marketing machinery is now going to come out with list of 53 shanaats.. wait and watch … it would include trivial and mundane travel itineraries of being first 53rd Dai having travelled here and there on the globe !! having met so and so politically active diplomats etc ! making turbat of 52nd dai with khak-e-shifa ! and so on ..

SMS abdes will drool in enthusiasm and praises go wah-wah , maula-ni-shaan-to-dekho types.

Kothar Inc may also pull some strings and get SMS invited to universities to get some doctorates and degrees. Or inaugurate some fancy townhall in Amreeka or other strange lands, posing with local diplomats to impress desi abdes !

Anticipating some episodes of mojizzas too ! infact looking forward to some entertainment !

[yuzarsif]

To all abdes
1) What is the Islamic education qualification he has?
2) How many books he has written?
3) How many national and international talk and conference on Islam and Quran he has given?
4) How many times he showed concern about suffering of muslemeen in the world?
5) How many people he is able to bring to Islam and in to Bohra fold?
6) How many good quality school, colleges and Hospital for poor he has build?
7) How many times he has given ziyafaat sharaf to poor without charging single rupee?
I can go on and on but i think this much is enough for you ...

[Akhtiar Wahid]

it is a shame for all these die hard extremist bending foot and hand kissing abdes.....they go on and on about the contrast between their Master and their Enemies of their dawat namely SKQ sahib and they cannot even come up with few qualities of their Master.
WHAT KIND OF MASTER IS THIS! He is running around like a 3 year old kid and telling people to curse and so and so and then putting false allegations about doing black magic, sorcery and stuff!

[Akhtiar Wahid]

taarif ke phool toh bandh nahee sakte
bas aata hain hujjat pe hujjat karna
phir kehte hain Hum yeh hain hum woh hain
bas aata hain bina baat pe larna

[Akhtiar Wahid]

Still none of the Abdes have come up with good qualities of MS!

[SKQ Fan]

Still none of the Abdes have come up with good qualities of MS!

For me his biggest quality is that he can give me a very refreshing nap, whenever I used to attend his waez as soon as he used to start speaking I could fall asleep . Especially after a tiring day at the office to go o the Markaz , and listen to his wierd talks I could catch a good nap for a couple of hours, now regrettably that luxuy is denied to me since I am not welcome in any Muffadali controlled markaz or masjids. .