Are we opening schools too?

[anajmi]

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Angelina Jolie opens a school for girls in Afghanistan. How many schools have been opened by our Dai recently? Are we ashamed of ourselves yet?

[Humsafar]

Wrong question. It is not in the interest of the Dai and his brood to open schools. If they did the Bohra minds would open up too. And that is not good. The Dai is on record urging abdes to go into "bijness" and marry early, so that the average juzer is tied down to home and hearth at an early age, that he's suitably semi-literate, his mind sufficiently closed, his worldview absolutely prejudiced, his restricted to markaz and darees, and his jaan and maal and dignity available at all times to be violated by Dai's unruly gang. See the wondrous benefits of not going to school. Now you tell me which pretend religious leader in the right mind would open schools?

[Al Zulfiqar]

if enough abdes migrate to afghanistan, the bohra dai will open a daras there after draping a shawl around karzai and giving him a fat cover with 1 crore rupees.

the mansoos of course, will enroll himself in angelina jolie's school, suitably attired in running shorts and vest, so that he gets the azeemushan sharaf of doing talaqqi to her.

[abde53]

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Angelina Jolie opens a school for girls in Afghanistan. How many schools have been opened by our Dai recently? Are we ashamed of ourselves yet?

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Syedi wa Maulaya Aliqadr Mufaddal bs Saifuddin Saheb TUS Visit to Jamali English School Nagpur
12th Jumadil Awwal, 1434
Location:
Jamali English School, Nagpur, India

Syedi wa Maulaya Aliqadr Mufaddal bs Saifuddin Saheb TUS with nihayat karam and ehsaan did qadam mubarak in newly constructed hifzul quran room, conference room, library, multipurpose hall of Jamali english school.His eminence also gave deedar mubarak sharaf to farzando of Jamali english school and burhani dini center.Syedi wa Maulaya Aliqadr Mufaddal bs Saifuddin Saheb TUS graciously planted a tree in school premises.

[humanbeing]

Syedi wa Maulaya Aliqadr Mufaddal bs Saifuddin Saheb TUS graciously planted a tree in school premises.

That tree is going to be worshipped !!!
And soon the popularity catches up, kothar will tax the barakat (tuffa) of ILM and IMAAN from the hands of “Syedi wa Maulaya Aliqadr Mufaddal bs Saifuddin Saheb TUS”

Another money spinner idea in progress !! wah by wah !! Kothar can also come up with following idea. Those Abdes (preferably sheikhs) who has garden in their house, will invite “Maula” for Ziyafat, Mafsusiyat, Hadiyat, Pagla, Talakki, can also offer to plant tree in their garden with a premium najwa. Resulting in beshumaar barakat barakat barkaaat !!

My pick will be mangoe tree !! it would be world’s most expensive mango tree !! Bolo ta ra ra

[Al Zulfiqar]

Syedi wa Maulaya Aliqadr Mufaddal bs Saifuddin Saheb TUS graciously planted a tree in school premises.

now abdes for generations to come will be able to sit under this tree and say "khuda hamne ta qayamat kaderbhai mansoos na thanda saya ma rakhe," even if resident pigeons choose to poop on the pure abde topi's and std's. that poop of course, will be full of barkati shifa and possess miraculous properties.

for getting this sharaf with nihayat ane beshumaar barakat ane ehsaan of mola, it will cost abdes 552/= rs per sitting of 30 seconds only. but first you will have to obtain raza from amil who will require a fakhir najwa in the form of you inviting him for a tree planting at your house/mohalla, followed by a darees ni majlis, tagdo salaam and labrez jaman.

[JC]

What about giving a shawl to Mulla Umer??!! and 1 crore ....... they will let you open your so-called masjid in Kabul??!! Karzai is no good, its people like Modi and Mulla Umer .......... but oopppsss 'HOW' can Maula do this to Umer, well Maula is indeed Maula and could do anything, correct??!! He can even kiss shoulder of King Abdullah if their interest meet!!

And bro AZ if Muffi has to take admission to Jolie's school he has to trim and cut you know what??!! Was Jolie even an air-hostess??

Aray school ne sunu waatu kara cho, JHAR augao, Jhar agao, mauala and mansoos na 'farman' chay!!