Self Proclaimed DAI !!!!!

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alivasan
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Self Proclaimed DAI !!!!!

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Unread post by alivasan » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:38 am

Since no one wants to contest for DAI anymore looking into hardship of travelling 24 x 7, filling in gunny bags with gold coins and hard cash,eat labriz 24x7, meet political figures (celebs from Bollywood plz excuse we act better than you fooling masses) I have decided to stand up proclaim daiship. I will be honoured PhD from remote Univ in matunga if that's criteria for becoming dai.instead of mohsbbat ni roti I would ask fans to only make pure white topi s(24x 7) and give concession in doing mattam for selected in week.
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alivasan
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Unread post by alivasan » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:49 am

1. Instead of rasme saifee, only group marriages on mass technology medium like Facebook and Whatsapp will be done. both parties has to press naam button and send recorded voice clips which will be archived.
2. there will be majlis only on YouTube. one can login to YouTube and record there precence.
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alivasan
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Re: Self Proclaimed DAI !!!!!

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Unread post by alivasan » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:08 am

1.Local Amil will be volunteering from each local jamaat having online presence as webot strictly not disclosing actual id. There will be no corruption as webbot will be fully automated with two way communication with bohra central app with only programmed responses and requests.larger app vazarat or amalat will hook up with all local we bot apps which will get managed and paid in bit coins which can be exchanged with money.
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alivasan
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Unread post by alivasan » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:28 am

Bitcoins are legally accepted digital money.zakat request will be send to webbot app by bohra central app and will be managed by central amalat app. central amalat app will hook up with local webot app which is programmed to do two way communication without element of corruption. Let say for 5000 bohra central apps of Husain Mohalla there is webbot. Advent of software has largely reduced scope of malpractices and corruption
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alivasan
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Re: Self Proclaimed DAI !!!!!

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Unread post by alivasan » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:38 am

Inspired by book Digital Disruption or Die from Open Text having digital vision for 2020.
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