Infallible defined
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 7:53 pm
Public Service Announcement (PSA) from Syedna BAB Deen
Dear Mumin brothers, sisters and your kids: Many salams (without money)
First of all I convey my congratulations to all mumins as they have been given the opportunity to have one more Ramzan on this earth. Remember the purpose of fasting is to clean your body of toxins and give the saved food to hungry. If you are overweight, the Ramzan were thrust upon rest of us because of you. If you are gaining weight during Ramzan, you are de-fasting. The good way to observe de-fasting is to watch your Aamil’s girth increase during Ramzan.
Here is great news for all health conscious Mumins:
If you are fit and trim, exercise regularly, feed the hungry and help the needy than you are a friend of Ramzan and given the title of YAR - “Year around Ramzani”. This title is higher than any Infallible Dai title. So, congratulations to you and it is Ok to miss a few rozas.
Now back to the important public service announcement:
It is come to my attention that all fake Dais are claiming that they are Infallible. Let me make it clear that there is no such thing and no one is infallible.
Here is the background on the word “Infallible”. About three thousand and seven years ago, a person was born permanently constipated and could never fart (I am using person instead of man to address equality demands by ladies). In those days passing gas was considered a mistake. So, this Infartable person became known as Infallible (or mistake free).
Later Roman Catholic popes decided to adopt the title to improve their standing. That helped them collect more money and established them as intermediary between people and God. Soon religious leaders started copying Popes. With the arrival of Islam, that notion was clearly put to rest. However, some Yemeni mullahs escaped to India and started reusing the title again.
Here is the PSA for all bohras. Please memorize and forward it to help this Dai.
(1) All people including dais fart and therefore none are Infartable or Infallible.
(2) Those claiming that title are doing so to steal your money and to say “I can’t be a crook”.
(3) If you come across any one claiming that title, feed him or her bean burritos until they pass gas. Then rename them Fartuddin.
Remember I am fallible and like chicken burritos. Be fallible and stay human. I am off to a walk to stay trim (I do not believe in obesity)
Your slim & trim Syedna BAB (Born again Bohra) Deen
Fine Print: (1) This PSA deliberately did not name Syednas who claim to be Infallible. (2) Badri mahal has been renamed Fart Central and class 3 mask is recommended before entering.
Dear Mumin brothers, sisters and your kids: Many salams (without money)
First of all I convey my congratulations to all mumins as they have been given the opportunity to have one more Ramzan on this earth. Remember the purpose of fasting is to clean your body of toxins and give the saved food to hungry. If you are overweight, the Ramzan were thrust upon rest of us because of you. If you are gaining weight during Ramzan, you are de-fasting. The good way to observe de-fasting is to watch your Aamil’s girth increase during Ramzan.
Here is great news for all health conscious Mumins:
If you are fit and trim, exercise regularly, feed the hungry and help the needy than you are a friend of Ramzan and given the title of YAR - “Year around Ramzani”. This title is higher than any Infallible Dai title. So, congratulations to you and it is Ok to miss a few rozas.
Now back to the important public service announcement:
It is come to my attention that all fake Dais are claiming that they are Infallible. Let me make it clear that there is no such thing and no one is infallible.
Here is the background on the word “Infallible”. About three thousand and seven years ago, a person was born permanently constipated and could never fart (I am using person instead of man to address equality demands by ladies). In those days passing gas was considered a mistake. So, this Infartable person became known as Infallible (or mistake free).
Later Roman Catholic popes decided to adopt the title to improve their standing. That helped them collect more money and established them as intermediary between people and God. Soon religious leaders started copying Popes. With the arrival of Islam, that notion was clearly put to rest. However, some Yemeni mullahs escaped to India and started reusing the title again.
Here is the PSA for all bohras. Please memorize and forward it to help this Dai.
(1) All people including dais fart and therefore none are Infartable or Infallible.
(2) Those claiming that title are doing so to steal your money and to say “I can’t be a crook”.
(3) If you come across any one claiming that title, feed him or her bean burritos until they pass gas. Then rename them Fartuddin.
Remember I am fallible and like chicken burritos. Be fallible and stay human. I am off to a walk to stay trim (I do not believe in obesity)
Your slim & trim Syedna BAB (Born again Bohra) Deen
Fine Print: (1) This PSA deliberately did not name Syednas who claim to be Infallible. (2) Badri mahal has been renamed Fart Central and class 3 mask is recommended before entering.