Declare India as a holy country and make saffron clothes compulsory for men and women

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ghulam muhammed
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Declare India as a holy country and make saffron clothes compulsory for men and women

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Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Sun Sep 11, 2016 5:44 pm

Declare India as a holy country and make saffron clothes compulsory for men and women

By Justice Markandey Katju

I propose that India be declared a holy country because ;

1. Ramayana, Mahabharata, Puranas, etc were written here
2. The holy rivers Ganga and Narbada flow through it
3.There are many holy cities here e.g. Ayodhya, Varanasi, Mathura, Haridwar, Puri, Dwarka, Madurai, Gaya, Bodh Gaya, etc
4. Lord Rama was born here in Ayodhya and Lord Krishna in Mathura
5. Lord Buddha got Enlightenment here
6. The Alvars and Narayanars prayed here
7. The Ramcharitmanas, Sur Sagar, Tirukkural, Turuppavai, etc were written here
8. The cow is sacred here, and the country abounds with ‘ gau rakshaks ‘
9. The Kumbh Mela, the largest gathering of humans, takes place here every 12 years in 4 cities
10. And now Amritsar is going to be delared a holy city

In this holy country of ours the following rules shall apply :

1. ‘ Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram ‘ is declared as the national anthem..
2. All men must compulsorily wear gerua vastra ( saffron coloured ) clothes, with a rudrakha mala on their necks. All women should wear saffron coloured saris and cover their faces in a ghoonghat so that the lecherous eyes of men not fall on them
3. India Gate in Delhi should be demolished, and in its place a 100 feet tall statue of Lord Rama installed.
4.In all towns in India a huge statue of Mother Cow should be erected, and gau rakshaks shall operate as a moral police force with powers to beat up people insulting gomata or using her hide for any purpose
5. Everyone should greet each other by saying ‘ Jai Shri Ram ‘. Those who don’t, should be flogged publicly
6. Hanuman Chaleesa must be recited by everyone first thing in the morning after getting up. Failure to do so should entail long imprisonment
9. All women shall obey their husbands, their Lord and Master.
10. ‘Shuddhi’of all non Hindus shall be done to convert them back to Hinduism, to restore them to the faith of their ancestors, from which they foolishly have gone astray


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ghulam muhammed
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Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:49 pm

A hilarious piece found on another forum :-

The next big inspiration after the Currency Revolution will be Tughlaq 2 move: shift India's capital to somewhere out of Delhi, near Meerut. And renamed Modinagar.

All patriots, all 31% (BJP's vote share in Lok Sabha elections) of them, will stand in the queue waiting patiently to board the Delhi-Meerut Intercity Passenger, renamed Bulath Train.

There will be a special quota in the train for visiting NRIs. Those wearing half pants, even if adult, or even if resident Indians as long as the pant is half, will get a 50% discount.

Social media will be replete with patriots, all 31% of them yet again, proclaiming an end to Delhi and its corruption. Land prices would crash in Delhi. Again in turn leading to a sharp decline in corruption. It will also result in a more sharper decline in terror activities as it will leave the Pakis horribly confused trying to figure out which is India's capital.

The erstwhile Modinagar near Meerut will be renamed Chota Modinagar (after Lalit Modi, the erstwhile founder's grandson). The new Modinagar will be, after initial days of confusion, renamed Mota Modinagar. Giving yet another opportunity to the Patriots, all 31% of them, to proudly announce how responsive the govt. is in the face of a crisis, even if it is self invented.

Bill Gates will hastingly pronounce the shifting of capital as a bold move. He will then announce a U-turn after he mistakenly drives into Chhota Modinagar instead of Mota Modinagar.

Manohar Pariker will tell journalists on the sidelines of a Goan beach party that Panjim is being renamed as Khota Modinagar. But also quickly add that this is his dog's personal opinion, and not his master's voice.

Mohan Bhagwat addressed a rally in Nagpur, welcoming the shifting of capital back to Hastinapur. He said, hamara maal hain, humne vaapas le liya (it's my grandfather's property, what goes of your father, or words to those after effects after one has led a long celibate life).

Predictably, Kejriwal issued a video demanding that the government of the new capital be handed over to him as he is the elected CM of the capital, wherever it be. Rahul Gandhi announced that his party will oppose the move to shift the capital, but not now. Prakash Karat sent a telex to newspaper offices stating that shifting capitals is not a fascist move. Sadly the statement could be carried only in a newspaper still with a telex - PitruBhumi, published from somewhere in
the Fatherland. Kanhaiya Kumar said with a tight fist in the air that JNU will remain where it has remained since 1966.

Chanda Kochar, Arundhati, Shikha, Deepika, and other gang of girl bankers have announced a reduction in interest rates as a result of shifting the capital. In a joint press conference they explained that a geographical shifting always gives them latitude to play with interest rates. Consequently, their banks have cut the Deposits rate by 0.75%, and Loan rates by 0.01%.

The final word came from the Supreme Leader. He said, Mitron. Then he paused to wipe his tears. He said that this move will take India to a Maha Bharat as this was the place India had its capital when Chandragupta Vikramaditya received his sermon from Buddha in the battle of Panipat where he defeated Chengiz Khan. When an intrepid reporter asked him the veracity of this, the Supremo said that no less than his friend Donald had whispered it in his ears. He said,
Narendra, I am going to make America great again. You must make Bharat, Maha Bharat again.

Hearing this revelation, all industrialists with heavy investments in Maha Bharat showered Rs. 500 currency notes on the crowd. And everyone went back home happy. All 31% of them.