BAB Deen sighting
Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 3:16 pm
Syedna BAB Deen from the unidentified object over Roseville, New Mexico:
Dear believers and followers of Dai BAB Deen, salams and dua for all
I had left all of you alone for months assuming you were smart enough to be a good Bohra and did not need me or any other fake Dai. After careful evaluation, I have discovered that most of you have succeeded. So, congratulations on being a good Bohra and also keeping your money in your own bank account.
Starting today you do not need a Dai to keep you on Sirat-ul-mustakim. However, I still see a need for spreading humor. So, I have decided to come back to humor you and continue making fun of the other two mostly fake dais. This day forward all dais will be given a new title - Dispensable Dai.
Stay tuned. I will be back with fun posts as soon Hell freezes over or both fake Syednas fart at the same time.
Your Dispensable Dai BAB Deen
Dear believers and followers of Dai BAB Deen, salams and dua for all
I had left all of you alone for months assuming you were smart enough to be a good Bohra and did not need me or any other fake Dai. After careful evaluation, I have discovered that most of you have succeeded. So, congratulations on being a good Bohra and also keeping your money in your own bank account.
Starting today you do not need a Dai to keep you on Sirat-ul-mustakim. However, I still see a need for spreading humor. So, I have decided to come back to humor you and continue making fun of the other two mostly fake dais. This day forward all dais will be given a new title - Dispensable Dai.
Stay tuned. I will be back with fun posts as soon Hell freezes over or both fake Syednas fart at the same time.
Your Dispensable Dai BAB Deen
