How The jews Got Ten Commandments. (Humour).

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ghulam muhammed
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How The jews Got Ten Commandments. (Humour).

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Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:18 pm

HOW THE JEWS GOT TEN COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will
make your lives better."
The Arabs asked, " What are Commandments? Can you give us an example?"
God said, "For example, Thou shall not kill."
The Arabs were shocked, "What? Not kill? No way! Killing and
massacring innocent people is our birth-right and the only reason for
our existence. No, we are not interested."

So God went to the Africans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Africans wanted an example.
God said, "For example, "Honor thy Father and Mother."
The Africans were dismayed. They said, "Father? Yo maan! Can't tell
for sure who our fathers are, maan!"

So God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans wanted an example.
God said, "For example, Thou shall not steal."
The Mexicans were flabbergasted. They said, "No steal? No steal??
Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh? Gracias, but no!"

So God went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French wanted an example.
God said, "For example, Thou shall not commit adultery."
The French were stunned. They said, "What? Not commit ze adultery?
Non, non, non. Non Monsieur. Pardonnez nous. We, ze French, must have
ze romance."

So God went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
The Jews asked, "Commandments? How much do they cost?"
God replied, "Nothing. They are free."
The Jews answered, "GREAT! Give us --- Ten!!!!"



Thai
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Re: How The jews Got Ten Commandments. (Humour).

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Unread post by Thai » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:13 am

actually, the Jews have 613 commandments---the Christians threw out most of them except 10 :D



Muslim First
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Re: How The jews Got Ten Commandments. (Humour).

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Unread post by Muslim First » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:39 pm

by mustafanalwalla on Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:38 am
haa haa haa, this was really funny, especially about the Africans, not knowing who their father is.
That is racist brother.
It is real shame that we are joking about African race and making all of them Basterds.
May Allah give us guadance



Conscíous
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Re: How The jews Got Ten Commandments. (Humour).

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Unread post by Conscíous » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:17 am

Hehe.. Good one :mrgreen: