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Emperor George And The Lost War In Iraq.

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:59 pm
by ghulam muhammed
Emperor George And The Lost War In Iraq

Once upon a time there was a President named George who wanted to be Emperor. (Not a bad idea. He was a lousy President. He really needed a different job.)

President George had traveled to Mexico-once. So he figured the whole world was pretty much like Texas. He thought about it for, oh, five minutes. What he needed was a country far, far away to invade. Surely those foreigners would be charmed by his folksy swagger (being more primitive and all). They'd appreciate him more than those Gosh Darn Americans, who had awfully high expectations of a President. Why, he imagined these foreigners would bow and scrape and wow over his every golf shot.

So he pulled out a map. And he saw Iraq--- with a "Q." And he asked one of his ministers what he'd heard about this place. The minister's eyes got bright: "Ohhh," he said. "Iraq's got oil and pipelines. We could make some serious profits if we grabbed Baghdad, and tossed its rulers in the trash can of history."

Re: Emperor George And The Lost War In Iraq.

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 5:59 am
by Babu Shia
& now both Emperor George & Ghulam Muhammed are part of history books. Emperor George has his successor - Orange buffoon.