Lets Share Our Profession !

[stranger]

Dear Forum Members,
Since a long we have been together on this forum like a Family with virtual friends and virtual enemies ( in debate offcourse )
I mean to say that We certainly know each other for his/her writing skills, knowledge, inclinations, argumentative power and So On.
For Example :- We know Profastian and Progiticide for their total devotion to Dawat and Sydena (T.U.S.), regardless of the topic of debate. We know AZ for his powerful and distinguished writing skills. We know Porus for his knowledge and command over arabic. We know Anajmi for his never give up attitude during debate. We know Adam for his excellent defence. We know OmaBharti for his matchless wit in picking folly from one's own posts. We Know Muslim First for his calm nature and calculated replies. We know Mustafa bhai for his honest character , we know Labbaik/Student/Ala Maqaam for his funny post and We know Boom for his sense of humour.
In short, More or less we all are aware of each member attributes and arguably agree with it.

So I Just thought of sharing our respective Profession here. No Need to write your Country, City, Company, Shop or anything else. Just a Single Word/line Reply. I know many will not agree with me and may be some will. So those who are agree can share theirs and those who are not, can share their view. I feel this will be an interesting journey and who knows some member might be able to help another in some or other way. May be !!!

Lets Start with Myself :- An IT Professional.

PS : This is Neither a Trap, thou it can not be one. Nor I am a Kothar Agent. This is Purely my Idea and those who are comfortable, are welcome. So, Try not to make fun of the thread.

[Ala maqaam]

HEDGE FUND MANAGER,MANAGING FUNDS FOR INSTITUTES

btw-I am better known for threads on ahlul bayt and bashing wahabi ass

[anajmi]

You forgot to mention that you are also a full time joker.

[anajmi]

I am an IT professional who now works only with word, excel and ppt documents.

[stranger]

I am an IT professional who now works only with word, excel and ppt documents.

I works with my favourite, Oracle , RDBMS Not "THE MATRIX" Lady

[Al Zulfiqar]

i am actually a shezaada from the 'royal' family and my profession is to suck the life-blood out of meek and obedient abdes and then to terrorise them with threats of public humiliation, insults and social boycott.

[seeker110]

I do giant thing when they are small,difficult things when they are easy.I am happy to be on this journey.

[Conscíous]

My profession is not exactly a social worker, but something in that neighborhood,,Seriously

[Conscíous]

>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiWK_Lq ... re=related <<<<<<

[Conscíous]

>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiWK_Lq ... re=related <<<<<<

[Conscíous]

Since not everyone wants to reveal their profession, why don't we make it more interesting and guess

I'll start with the easiest..
USERNAME .....; Doctor = profession, also Doctor hehe

USERNAME .....; aqs = profession as shrew businessman, politician and a shareholder in the Dawoodi bohra club..

USERNAME.....; Profastian = profession as Doctor, also a shrew politician and a shareholder in the Dawoodi bohra club..

USERNAME......; Hamsafar = profession as a civil engineer, phd in social science and is a progressive bohra..

USERNAME....; accountability = profession is Doctor and a reformist bohra..

USERNAME.....; Al Zulfiqar= profession as a Businessman and has a phd in social psychology and a reformist bohra..

[Ala maqaam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFcyjVWP ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w192Tkbr ... re=related

[stranger]

Boom, Here are few more >>

Humsafar : Counsellor
Oma Bharti : MLA (Gujarat Congress)
porus : Scholar
Humanbeing : Social Worker
Gulam Mohammed : Reporter
Ala Maqaam : Conman
AZ : Joker
Adam : Jaamia Ustaad
Anajmi : Dalaal
Boom : Editor

[ozmujaheed]

Ozm = national law & security, post graduate radio engineering, non-aligned resistance

[humanbeing]

I m HR professional

[DMY]

I am an Accountant

[Conscíous]

USERNAME .....; Human = Doctor..
USERNAME......; Thai = also a Doctor, phd in philosophy..
USERNAME......; guy_sam2005 = graduate of Al Jamea tus Saifiyah, unemployed and living on social benefits..
USERNAME......; S. Insaf = pensjonist, former employee of the Dawat and has worked with/together/under Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin and his father Syedna Taher Saifuddin..

[Conscíous]

Stranger,
I like you list

[anajmi]

Boom : Coward who is good at hiding behind strangers
stranger : Abde idiot expert at providing unverified disputable references.
Ala Maqaam : Naago Nachanto. Catch him on yourtube.
profastian : Only interested in breast feeding and breast feeders.

[stranger]

Stranger, I like you list

Thank you . Beside, Anajmi could be an undercover Al-Qaida agent too , as per unverified sources cum verified history

[anajmi]

Americans and the rest of the world can now heave a sigh of relief. Al-kidda is now going after abde idiots. ROFL FOCL

[Conscíous]

Brother anajmi,
I, also wanted to add you in one of those lists. But I was afraid It would offend you,, And we very well know, what a cry baby you are

Now run to the Admin, so he can delete this comment of mine

[Conscíous]

stranger,
Your welcome and keep up your great scene of humor.. It's nice, we can put our differences aside and enjoy a good laugh

[stranger]

Brother anajmi,
I, also wanted to add you in one of those lists. But I was afraid It would offend you,,

I too feel awkward at times but what to do : Jaisa bologe, waisa sunoge.

[stranger]

stranger,
Your welcome and keep up your great scene of humor.. It's nice, we can put our differences aside and enjoy a good laugh

Sure . Thats why this thread is under " The lighter side "

[ghulam muhammed]

Username : Profastian -- Severe allergy to Porus who tries to overcome his allergies and fails miserably everytime. Needs to consult a specialist.

[stranger]

Few More :-

Muslim First : Lecturer
Aqs : News correspondent (GULF)
Doctor : Historian
FearAllah : Watchman
Master.boot : Pensioner
Profastian : Burhani Guard

[anajmi]

Brother anajmi,
I, also wanted to add you in one of those lists. But I was afraid It would offend you,,

Afraid that you would offend me or afraid that I might kick your butt one more time?

[Al Zulfiqar]

adam = failed lawyer. tries his best to quote from legal tomes but without references or doubtful ones, invokes secrecy codes and fifth amendments where none exist! insists on presenting his case as per his own invalid legal rules and faulty logic and understanding. has been disbarred from practising law on a dozen occasions, but re-surfaces under false names and bogus qualification certificates. has a warrant out for his arrest from atleast 20 states, but has been very skilful in giving authorities the slip. claims to be doing social service only, but is in the pockets of organised criminal gangs and is accused of misleading clients and defrauding them of their trust and money.

progticide = a simple ignoramus mole. he has been programmed by his handlers and infected with lethal qty's of insecticide to infiltrate enemy ranks. since he has been found to be miserably incompetent, he has been dumped and abandoned by his masters on the garbage heap, but keeps makes pathetic but weak attempts to redeem himself with them.

aqs = a smooth, suave diplomat, trained and cleverly conditioned to lie for his leaders. he valiantly endeavours to buttress the edifice of deception, loot and tyranny erected by his bosses, but lacks the analytical tools and erudition to match wits with his detractors. he prefers to hide, rather than face awkward questions.

stranger = a strange weirdo and sociopath. who has been recruited by sinister forces to cause social nuisance with his aberrant and strange behaviour. displays vile and uncouth tendencies akin to a rebellious punk teenager, is suspected of substance abuse and is under police surveillance.

guy sam = an escaped convict from the mental asylum for the criminally insane. frequently employed by kothari mafia for his ability to create mischief and mayhem. a known charge-sheeter, he has been frequently incarcerated for indulging in public nuisance, rioting, causing destruction to govt and private property, showing disrespect for social laws and urinating and defecating in full public view. he has been judged to be an incorrigible repeat offender and the govt has fixed a 2 lakh rs reward for tips leading to his apprehension.

[Al Zulfiqar]

ala maqam = a lowly office assistant in a busy accounts deptt, tasked with data entry and accounts reconciliations. works at a dingy, windowless work-station in the basement of a vast building. being constantly dumped upon and ridiculed by colleagues and superiors has left him psychologically scarred and deeply disturbed. displays split personality syndrome and has been diagnosed with bi-polar disorder and schizophrenia. his cognitive abilities are questionable and his company counsellor believes that he is getting delusional as a result of the myriad pressures on his delicate mental health.

some of his deeply disturbing outward symptoms are a manifestation of multiple personalities which he assumes both in reality and fantasy. with his tech savvy capabilities he is adept at creating dozens of personnae online and fluctuates between them as an escape from persecution. another of his symptoms shows up in his increasing detachment from reality and being delusional about his status in life. e.g. he dons the moniker "ala maqam" when he is in fact at the lowest ebb in life. this contradiction is easily explained due to the juxtaposition of pain and pleasure or good with evil, lines between which can get disturbed and blurred in his mental state.