Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?"
He said, "A Muslim."
I said, "Me, too! Shia or Sunni?"
He said, "Shia."
I said, "Me, too! Ismaili or Musa Kazimi?"
He said, "Ismaili."
I said, "Me, too! Mustali or Nizaari?"
He said, "Mustali."
I said, "Me, too! Bohra or Hafizi?"
He said, "Bohra." I said, "Me, too! Your 53rd is Mufaddal Saifuddin or Khuzaima Qutbuddin?"
He said, " Khuzaima Qutbuddin."
I said, "Die, kaafir!" and I pushed him over...
PS: I am not an abde ...
Which side of the bridge are you on?
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Re: Which side of the bridge are you on?
LOL...
the image does not portray an accurate picture, bro.
This image is of well built men jumping off a bridge... you should chose one of men with big beards and even bigger bellies!
the image does not portray an accurate picture, bro.
This image is of well built men jumping off a bridge... you should chose one of men with big beards and even bigger bellies!
Re: Which side of the bridge are you on?
But without clothes cause mufaddal is going to take them off before throwing you off.
Re: Which side of the bridge are you on?
Hey WHO will come to save me in my grave? Burhanuddin? since I have lived in his times? or Muffadal or Khozema as I am living in their times too?? Now if Burhanuddin comes I will be really confused as to recite LANAT on whom?? and yeah, LANAT is a must in DAWAT ...........
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Re: Which side of the bridge are you on?
if you dont do tawba and leave gayish activity and leave promoting this unnatural act, I am affraid no one will come to save you.JC wrote:Hey WHO will come to save me in my grave? Burhanuddin? since I have lived in his times? or Muffadal or Khozema as I am living in their times too?? Now if Burhanuddin comes I will be really confused as to recite LANAT on whom?? and yeah, LANAT is a must in DAWAT ...........