Dai's Marketing Team At Work.

[ghulam muhammed]

E-mails being sent to abdes as follows :-

Baad as Salam il Jameel

Huzurala TUS has graciously granted RAZA to establish HIZB UL MAFASEEH IL MUMENEEN, a common platform for Mafaseeh (Mumeneen who have been granted Sharaf of 'Mulla') to come together, perform khidmat and achieve our common goal of Aqa Maula TUS's Khushi Mubarak.

In shukar of this Azeem Ne'mat and in commemoration of the glorious occassion of Eid e Zahabi (Golden Jubilee). Hizb ul Mafaseeh Il Mumeneen will compile a video documentary on the 50 Magnificent years of Aqa Mola TUS as the 52nd Dai al Mutallaq. To help us with this documentary, we request all Mumeneen to come forward with videos of Huzurala TUS that they are fortunate to have. We have a few specifications of the videos as listed below :

Videos should be dated after wafat of Syedna Taher Saifudin RA (circa November 1965), but before the end of 1425 AH ( before February 2005).

As the videos will be incorporated in the documentary, we need the videos to be of the highest quality that you can give us. Therefore please DO NOT convert or re-encode the video in any format before sending us.

Videos should reach us before Friday 1st March 2013 (19th Rabiul Akhar 1434 AH).

We require only videos: Please DO NOT send any photographs.

If you do not have any videos yourself then please contact your local photographers, acquantancies, relatives and friends for any videos they may have. We are making a comprehensive documentary and hence any video from anyone is welcome.

Hizb ul Mafaseeh il Mumeneen,
4th flr, Badri Mahal,
Dr.DN Road Fort,
Mumbai 400 001.

BOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR DUO ABBAS MUSTAN HAVE A JOB AT THEIR HAND.

[Al Zulfiqar]

they have omitted to mention at this juncture, very wisely, that this hizbullshit mafaseeh al momeneen, will also be granted the azeem sharaf of hosting a ziyafat for syedna (i.e. they better do it or else!) at the cost of 7.53 crores in the form of gold bricks, followed by labrez jaman and individual salaams from each to every mahal mafia member.

since both bhai canadian and me are also mulla's, we plan to attend this gala event without hizaars and topis.

[Conscíous]

Haha.. Canadian must be banging his head as to why did he open his mouth about not wearing hizaar

[asad]

Kothar never seizes to amaze me, They started Hizbul mashaek (group for people who are Sheikh) in 1416(approx) and they were given the task to give ziyafat after every Ashara, This new group will also be roped in to do the same in the near future.

I have met many Sheikhs who find it really very hard to shell out hefty amounts demanded every year and have stopped attending Ashura with Syedna because of these demands.

[mnoorani]

Kothar never seizes to amaze me, They started Hizbul mashaek (group for people who are Sheikh) in 1416(approx) and they were given the task to give ziyafat after every Ashara, This new group will also be roped in to do the same in the near future.

I have met many Sheikhs who find it really very hard to shell out hefty amounts demanded every year and have stopped attending Ashura with Syedna because of these demands.

This is why they became sheikhs in the first place. They have to keep up with the joneses

[ghulam muhammed]

SHIEKHS -- It reminds me of the famous dialogue of a James Bond film "Shaken but not Stirred"

[ghulam muhammed]

Baad Salaam il Jameel,

On the occasion of
102nd Milad Mubarak of Aqa Maula, Dr. Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin (TUS) & to commemorate 50 years of His Holiness’ accession to the seat of Al Dai Al Mutlaq, Burhani Foundation (India) held a seminar of

TREE PLANTATION AND CLEANLINESS DRIVE
under which 5 Lakh Trees will be planted world-wide.

The function was presided by
Shahzada Ammar Bhaisaheb Jamaluddin (D.M.)

Chief Guest was
Shri Nana Chudasama,
while Shri Amin Patel (MLA) graced the function as a Guest of Honor.

The seminar was held on, 16th Feb 2013 at Birla Matushree, Mumbai

[Al Zulfiqar]

TREE PLANTATION AND CLEANLINESS DRIVE
under which 5 Lakh Trees will be planted world-wide.

will they give the exact accounts of how many trees were planted in which city, which country and when? or is this going to be a 'hatheli mein chaand dikhaya" bullshit scam like the saifee jubilee technical institute?

[ghulam muhammed]

Baad Salaam il Jameel,

On the auspicious occasion of 102nd Milad Mubarak & 50th Golden Jublee of Takhte Nasheen


To be part of the Maula TUS khushi all Mumineen should at least PLANT ONE TREE
After you have planted a tree kindly update your data in ITS so that your name will be Araz in Aali Qadr Maula TUS Inshallah!

Instruction Regarding Tree Plantation
1. Trees can be planted in : Masjid Gardens, Jamaat Khana Componds, Madrasa Campus, Qabrastan Area, Mumeneen Bunglows, Open plots with permission of the owner, In pots in your Mohallah, Farms & Vatan
2. Ask your local Municipal Authorities about where trees can be planted in Municipal areas and gardens.
3. You can also take their help to get the trees
4. Do make sure that where ever the trees are planted, they will be taken care-of
5. Kindly take permissions from the respective owners or the authorities of the venues, where the trees are to be planted.

[ghulam muhammed]

An sms doing rounds in bohra circles which is supposed to have been originated from badri/saifee mahal states that all bohra women whould adorn a green rida with colourful flowers on Friday in order to support the tree plantation drive undertaken by Mansoos.

[bohraji]

Very good initiative.

[humanbeing]

Why cant men wear green Kurta Saya and Topi ?

[ghulam muhammed]

Why cant men wear green Kurta Saya and Topi ?

So that they dont get associated with "Ola Musalmano".

[think]

green kurta, pink saya and yellow topi. look like a flower.

[ghulam muhammed]

green kurta, pink saya and yellow topi. look like a flower

The overweight Sheikhs will look more like "Cauliflowers" !!

[Bohra spring]

green kurta, pink saya and yellow topi. look like a flower

The overweight Sheikhs will look more like "Cauliflowers" !!

If they make it luminous it could help with traffic control....

[ghulam muhammed]

E-mail circulated by various Mumbai Jamats :-

CFFs Chocolate Gala - Mumbai 3rd March 2013 - For Children Aged 6 to 12 years.
Time : 2.30 to 5pm.
Venue: Najam Baug, Samantbhai Nanji Marg, Dongri, Mumbai-400 009.
Charges: Rs.800/-

Please register at cff52@gmail.com with your child's name, age and your mobile number.

Program Highlight:
Cubs fawns n foals chocolate gala brings you sumptuous chocolate fun on the auspicious occassion of 102 Milad mubarak of our beloved Maula TUS. It revolves around the following activities:

1. Cffs Chocolate lab - Celebrating Milad !

Melt,mould and wrap ones own chocolates
observe and learn how a chocolate is made
understanding the different forms of matter - liquid to solid
presentation skills - wrapping and filling chocolate jars !

2. Thaali and the Chocolate Factory - Preparing for Milad !

Making an actual thaali with lots of chocolate, two coconuts, two betel leaves, one silver coin and supari.

3. Jumping Castle - Jumping in Joy !

Movement - "A moving child is a learning child"
Play and movement are at the very core of how children develop intellectually, emotionally, socially and of course, physically

Values Incorporated
Expressing deep love and respect by making a milad thaali for Aqa Moual TUS
Expression platform for celebration and jubilation
Sharing, gifting, self satisfaction and pride on creating one's own chocolates and thaali

Skills Developed
1. Finer motor skills : Melting, pouring, moulding, cutting, wrapping, sticking
2. Experimential Learning : The entire process from melting to freezing of chocolates, observing, learning and assembling the art of simple thaali making with the materials required
3. Creative Learning : Making a creative milad thaali, wrapping and packing of hand made chocolates to take home

Cubs, Fawns and Foals.

[Al Zulfiqar]

for kids, the next step from learning how to make a chocolate thaali will be how to cook and prepare a faize mawaid burhani thaali (dabba).

this will ensure that abdes will have a ready pool of bhatiyara's to prepare over a 1000 dabba's everyday. yes, let us catch 'em young and brighten their future. the best and the most talented kids are guaranteed the job of a chef at saifee mahal.

in fact, why stop there? lets introduce all these arts into the studies at the jamea's in surat and karachi. that will have a double benefit. we will have amils churned out from the brainwashing factory who will also be excellent bhatiyara's and can take over the kitchens in all jamaats and mawaids worldwide. since they will be taught strictly by the book, all kadhi's, pulao's, biryani's, khichda's, haleem's etc etc will taste the same in every moze, vatan and bilaad all over the bohra universe. perhaps mcdonalds in the future might be able to borrow a page from the kothari book on standardisation of recipes.

heck, with all this expertise in chocolate making, it would be a sound business idea for quid johnny and his motley crew of blood-thirsty pirates to get into chocolate manufacturing and marketing it internationally. we can have barkati chocolates named as - burhani fudge, mansoos soft centres, idris hard candy, malekul maut chewing gum, quid johnny ganache', saifee dark chocolate bars, zaadi mints, zaada toffees, shaikh swirls, mulla bubble gums, lungi chocolate coated biscuits, etc.

[ghulam muhammed]

The "Amte Syednas" of Burhani Womens, Surat are being told to gift a gold guinea each to the Dai on his birthday !!

[abde53]

this will ensure that abdes will have a ready pool of bhatiyara's to prepare over a 1000 dabba's everyday. yes, let us catch 'em young and brighten their future. the best and the most talented kids are guaranteed the job of a chef at saifee mahal.

Our Moula is Dur Andesh, before you think Moula TUS and our Aaamils know the hikmat. see the following picture AZ Bhai
http://zeninfosys.net/zen/sites/default ... m-2372.jpg

[mnoorani]

this will ensure that abdes will have a ready pool of bhatiyara's to prepare over a 1000 dabba's everyday. yes, let us catch 'em young and brighten their future. the best and the most talented kids are guaranteed the job of a chef at saifee mahal.

Our Moula is Dur Andesh, before you think Moula TUS and our Aaamils know the hikmat. see the following picture AZ Bhai
http://zeninfosys.net/zen/sites/default ... m-2372.jpg

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Mashallah see how pretty the children are looking.
There is great Hikmat in the thali. The world is becoming a small place and the travelling is easier than ever. This way we are paving the way for Mumineen kids to enter the largely unchartered territory of the hospitality business. We bohras are known for our unique cuisine and Mola has forseen the great career opportunities of the future. The past few decades were for the Hardware business now its time for catering and delivery systems. Looks like these kids are being groomed to replace the famous dabbawalas of Mumbai. Soon the monopoly of Mumbais dabba delivery service wil be run and operated by Bohras. What an achievement.

[LFT]

The propaganda with regard to the Thali is getting out of hand. In Mississauga, at the Madrassa program, a bunch of older kids had made a video talking about the benefits of Thali. While there were some good messages in the video, it also showed someone who needed an operation and then became completely well because he had one bite from the Thali food. This kind of propaganda will create unnecessary doubts in the minds of young children. Most of the adults were smiling at the video but little children are not able to make that judgement call. Getting really tired of the continuous indoctrination - especially on kids.

[ghulam muhammed]

The past few decades were for the Hardware business now its time for catering and delivery systems. Looks like these kids are being groomed to replace the famous dabbawalas of Mumbai.

There could also be another fatwa of 'Galat Naam' which would be replaced by names like : Burhani Ghogha, Muffy Taam, Qaid Dilawar, Malek ul Bhol etc etc.

[ghulam muhammed]

E-mail circulated to bohras of Houston Jamat :-

Milad Programs

Thursday 18th Rabiul Akhar - Feb 28th

Mehndi program for muminaat - starts at 4:00 PM
Maghrib and Isha namaz
Relay of Aqa Moula TUS milaad darees from Mumbai
Procession, band and Floats parade. ( All groups preparing floats should have their float ready by 2:30 PM on Thursday )

Friday 19th Rabiul Akhar - March 1st - Milaad Raat
Maghrib and Isha namaz
Aqa Moula TUS milaad khushi majlis

Saturday 20th Rabiul Akhar - March 2nd - Milaad day
Procession, and Yemeni Baara at 3:30 PM
Relay of milaad waez at 4:00 PM

Salwat jaman will be served after each program on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. All mumineen, muminaat, and farzando are cordially given izan.
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Kalghi Saafaa

It is the khushi of Amirul taalim, Shehzada Idris bhai saheb Badruddin DM that all madrassah boys should wear Kalghi Saafaa on Aqa Moula TUS milaad, and madrassah functions during Tabudaat. All Madrastul Ezziah students should wear this Saafaa in madrassah darees on Saturday, and also on Milaad day. A video on how to prepare the saafaa can be downloaded from Attalim website using the link below.

http://www.attalim.net/gallery/ftp_upload/Saafaa.zip

Saafaa should be made of golden material. Golden tissue cloth is available at Hobby Lobby, two saafaas can be made from a 5 yard piece.
Students who have not yet submitted their milaad cards should do so by tomorrow evening.
All students from Ibtidayya till Ashera should attend madrassah this Wednesday, February 20th., as full rehearsal for Saturday's program will be held on Wednesday.
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102th Milaad Mubarak procession on Milaad ni Raat

For the khushi and barakat of Aqa Moula TUS's 102 Milaad Mubarak, and with the raza of Janaab Amil Saab, Toloba-ul-Kuliyatil Muminoon, with the aid of Shabaab, will be organizing the 102th Milaad Mubarak procession on Milaad ni Raat. Like last year, we will be having floats representing Deeni Niqaat, however, to further exceed on this years theme, we are hoping to have a total of 10 floats, each representing one of ten kalimah of Rasulullah's Hadith (the theme of this year's 10 muzakiraat biyaano). In addition, the selection choices of which Kalimah to create your float upon will be at a first come first serve basis with the first registered group to have 10 choices and the next to have 9 remaining choices and so on. We urge all khidmats groups, like last year, and mumineen groups to partake in this azeem naemat and khushi nu function and to make it as spectacular as possible.

Khidmat and private Mumineen groups can rely on 1434 iqtibasaats, muzakiraat biyano, and help from Abna-ul-Jamea for ideas and design concepts.

If you would like to be shaamil in this khidmat, please reply back to M. Taha Salim ( Tsalim786@gmail.com).
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Madrasah Milad Cards

Madrassah students will be making Aqa Moula's TUS milaad cards. Below are the list of things that students need to bring to madrassah on Saturday.

Awaala, Saaniya, Salesaa, and Rabeaa: Jewels, pearls, gems, borders

Khamesa, Sadesaa, Sabeaa: Water colors, Borders

Samena, Taseaa, Ashera (Girls): Borders, laces, glue guns

Samena, Taseaa, Ashera(Boys): Borders, glue guns

All children should bring glue sticks, color pencils or markers, pencils, scissors, erasers, rulers, glitters. Any item you may like for decorating the cards. Please make sure that your name is written on the glue gun, scissors, etc.

http://www.houstonjamaat.com/

[ghulam muhammed]

Marketing the Dai :-

http://aajnodin.com/popUpDetailsMiqaat. ... qaatid=582

Tul ul Umar Dua :-

http://aajnodin.com/popUpDetailsAmaal.p ... amaalid=55

[ghulam muhammed]

The marketing team in full flow organising juloos with horse carriages, scout bands and abdes participating in colourful dresses seems to have encountered a mishap in Bhopal, it is reported that a small child fell from the juloos baggi (horse carriage) and died. Can someone from Bhopal confirm this news ?

[ghulam muhammed]

THE "PRODUCT" BEING MARKETED IN A GLASS "SHOWCASE" ----
http://imageshack.us/a/img13/7271/showcasef.jpg

[Al Zulfiqar]

this is beyond pathetic! perhaps this may seem rather macabre, but from the way things are going, even after his eventual death, perhaps the syedna will be stuffed by an expert taxidermist and put on permanent display a' la madame tussaud's or St. Francis Xavier's body at the Bom Jesu cathedral in Goa.

voila! it will be a money making machine, mojizas will be spread and the haramkhor zaadas will be laughing all the way to the bank.

have these mercenaries no pity or compassion for their nearly dead father? khuda ni laanat on them all.

[ghulam muhammed]

The "Product" was brought from the warehouse (Saifee Hospital) to the Mall (Bhendi Bazaar) in an Ambulance after being duly draped and clothed like a mannequin and then "Displayed" in a specially made "Glass Showcase".

Imagine the condition of a 100 year old person who is terribly sick when he is suddenly transported from the hospital bed to a glass showcase just to emotionally blackmail the abdes and extort more money from them !!

Not only the zaadas but even the hoardes of abdes are to be equally blamed for the plight of the Dai as not a single abde had the balls to stand up and question the zaada's illtreatment of their master.

[Rocksolid]

what zadaas are trying to show is that syedna is having some super natural power, and they want to show abdes, nothing is impossible for syedna, this is why they keep dragging him every where.