Mansoos And His Month Long Yatra.

[taher786515253]

Who r u all moron people.. dnt question on as & our beloved moula ..dnt know any think abt their scarifies for dawoodi bohras wat they hv done .you all are very far away abt his life history & fatemi dawaat ..

[taher786515253]

Look at the expression of the host and Mansoos. It says, "Na rovo na rovo, hu to hamnaj aayo chhu, aavti kaal maate aansu bachavi ne rakho jyaare hu tamne pooro saaf kari ne jais":

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who the hell r u man ...wats going on dnt upload pics of our moula he is like our father ... he not taking anything from us while going he gives us more barakath u all are very far away from this kind of barakat..thats why your lossing the barakat.. may god forgive you from this kind of thing doing this time abuse thing ..

[Bohra spring]

Who r u all moron people.. dnt question on as & our beloved moula ..dnt know any think abt their scarifies for dawoodi bohras wat they hv done .you all are very far away abt his life history & fatemi dawaat ..

What sacrifices , are you talking about..

All we know is he was brought up in a Mahal, has travelled first class, driven in limousines , hunted lions and elephants..has he walked 11km to work, or worried if he can pay rent at the end of the month, his child is sick and needs to budget money for treatment, cannot afford lean meat this week and had to eat kichdi instead. Has he walked in rain without an umbrella, or collected his old parents and taken them on a ricks haw to hospital and stood in a queue and sat on a hard wooden bench.

So if you know what sacrifices we don't know say so.

Did he have to seat the whole night reading to pass his exams so he can be eligible for getting a job even as an Amil of a small village. Worked his way up on competency and knowledge ?

The only thing he sacrificed was the nine months in his mother womb..after that it was all lottery.. Everything came on a silver and gold plate. His wealth, health, position...h

[ghulam muhammed]

In Chennai Mansoos had appointed Syed-ul-kher (his saala) as OSD (Officer on Special Duty) who is known for his arrogance, tough stand and is also a master extortionist who has milked the Chennai jamaat high and dry during his tenure as the head amil. Hence he was specially roped in to squeeze the sidhpuris of Chennai and ensure that his Jijaji (Mansoos) gets the maximum collection. As per reports, the plan of having Kher at the helm of affairs has succeeded and Mansoos was last seen laughing all the way to the bank !

[Al Zulfiqar]

any think abt their scarifies for dawoodi bohras wat they hv done

that about sums it up! "scarifies" is the perfectly apt word!!

[Maqbool]

The mansoos has with karam and ehsan distributed shaikh titels to 300 bohras in Chennai. The khidmat is only 2.5 lacks to 7.5 lacks each.

Total collection in one week of his stay is estimated to 60 cr. out of which with karam and ehsan he has donated to kardan hasana 10 cr.

[ghulam muhammed]

The next target of Mansoos is Sri Lanka, he is to fly from Chennai to Colombo as part of his publicity cum extortion yatra !!

[reluctantreligist]

The total collections in chennai according to rumours-100cr..works up to roughly 12cr a day.vow..they have already left or leave ambanis behind very soon.as long as they have the foolish bohris pumpimg in money on their whims and fancy.

[ghulam muhammed]

According to reports from Chennai, the Ziafat rate was Rs.52 lacs for Mansoos going to individual abde house whereas there was something like "Samu Ziafat" wherein around 10 people hosted a ziafat at devri with every individual shelling out anything between Rs.5 to 7 lacs in which case these types of Ziafats proved more lucrative for Mansoos as the overall collection for 1 Samu Ziafat went above Rs.52 lacs. The 70/75 year old abdes were given "Sharaf" of Hadiyats at concessional rates which too were a few lakhs, the younger ones had to shell out much more for becoming Mulla and Sheikhs. It is estimated that he made a cool Rs.100 crores from the Chennai trip which lasted around a week. The Tatas, Ambanis and Mittals should take a crash course from Mansoos !!

[Ozdundee]

When is Mansoos and party likely to visit a democratic western or developed location , government officials from immigration, customs, taxation departments, women and child welfare services, investigative journalists are keen to welcome the party with publicity and fanfare. They need dates and suggestions like should they be at welcoming or farewelling ?

[mnoorani]

Chennai ni tame kismat to dekho
Maula yeh apna mansoos ne moklo
Pan , supari, 5 star ayyashi
Ya Allah, khatam kar aa bimari

[reason]

In chennai,the crowd for kadambosi of mansoos was navigated in two parallel lines,one line for one feet. I have an suggestion for the Kothar instead of 2 lines,
they can increase the productivity (moolah) by having 5 parallel lines .two lines for two hands of Mansoos besides the feet and one line for kissing the Mansoos forehead at an hefty premium. Bill Gates does not stand a chance ,soon the Kothar will overtake him if they accept my proposal by paying me a reasonable royalty.

[Al Zulfiqar]

i can easily identify 4 other choice anatomical locations... but sobriety prevents me from airing my suggestions. if someone can send me muffy's pvt email, i would prefer to inform him directly. perhaps he may see fit to reward me from the additional 'streams' of revenue.

every inch of muffy's divine corpus is marketable. 'reason' has opened our eyes. kaho 'reason' ke upar rehmatullah....!

[seeker110]

Br. Z, ap ki dushmani mai apni dosti nazar ati hai..

[genesis]

In chennai,the crowd for kadambosi of mansoos was navigated in two parallel lines,one line for one feet. I have an suggestion for the Kothar instead of 2 lines,
they can increase the productivity (moolah) by having 5 parallel lines .two lines for two hands of Mansoos besides the feet and one line for kissing the Mansoos forehead at an hefty premium. Bill Gates does not stand a chance ,soon the Kothar will overtake him if they accept my proposal by paying me a reasonable royalty.

Momin to fakath bewe haath si kamave che pan apna mola ni ( in the words of bro AZ) su nirali shaan, aap bewe haath ane aapna bewe mubarak pag si bhi kamawo cho !!!
Is'nt it the NADIR, folks ?? Think about it.

[humanbeing]

Thank God ! “Deedar” free che !

[ghulam muhammed]

Thank God ! “Deedar” free che !

The next time you may find Mansoos sitting in a smoke glass covered enclosure and to get the noorani deedar abdes would be given a special type of spectacles for a fakhir rakam of Rs.5,354/-.

[anajmi]

How much will 3d glasses cost?

[Al Zulfiqar]

Thank God ! “Deedar” free che !

The next time you may find Mansoos sitting in a smoke glass covered enclosure and to get the noorani deedar abdes would be given a special type of spectacles for a fakhir rakam of Rs.5,354/-.

[Al Zulfiqar]

Momin to fakath bewe haath si kamave che pan apna mola ni ( in the words of bro AZ) su nirali shaan, aap bewe haath ane aapna bewe mubarak pag si bhi kamawo cho !!!

add to that the noorani phook which emanates from his lungs and mouth, the weight of his body carried in a palkhi, the mubarak, ornate, gold-embroidered cloth he sits on etc. all these have monetary value. to obtain them abdes have to present fakhir najwas whilst dressed in libaas ul anwar.

i know of several bohras in whose houses syedna bestowed the azeemushaan sharaf of qiyamgaah. they have preserved each and every thing in his blessed ghurfa-mubarak exactly the way syedna left it, including the noorani lota. they keep that room under lock and key except to occasionally open it and keep it clean. they proudly display these living quarters of the syedna, but only to privileged visitors who then proceed in hushed whispers, wearing clean socks and heads suitably covered, to ooh and aah at everything they see, touching the pillows, carpets, bed, desk and chairs and then touching their foreheads as if the syedna's holy spirit lingers on every object. the conducted tour group is not allowed to linger for long lest the 'holy spirit' escape and be diminished if the doors remain open for too long, or the outside world's pollution corrupts the sanctity of this sanctum sanctorum.

su ajab shaan ne chhe hamara aqa ane mola...!

[humanbeing]

add to that the noorani phook which emanates from his lungs and mouth, the weight of his body carried in a palkhi, the mubarak, ornate, gold-embroidered cloth he sits on etc. all these have monetary value. to obtain them abdes have to present fakhir najwas whilst dressed in libaas ul anwar.
i know of several bohras in whose houses syedna bestowed the azeemushaan sharaf of qiyamgaah. they have preserved each and every thing in his blessed ghurfa-mubarak exactly the way syedna left it, including the noorani lota. they keep that room under lock and key except to occasionally open it and keep it clean. they proudly display these living quarters of the syedna, but only to privileged visitors who then proceed in hushed whispers, wearing clean socks and heads suitably covered, to ooh and aah at everything they see, touching the pillows, carpets, bed, desk and chairs and then touching their foreheads as if the syedna's holy spirit lingers on every object. the conducted tour group is not allowed to linger for long lest the 'holy spirit' escape and be diminished if the doors remain open for too long, or the outside world's pollution corrupts the sanctity of this sanctum sanctorum.
su ajab shaan ne chhe hamara aqa ane mola...!

ROFL !! Ha ha ha ha !!
Your narration is so good, I could actually imagine visiting such “Gurfa-Mubarak”

Dude, you should get on kothar payroll ! you can raise their standard of sugarcoated “Risala Shareef” or “Farman”
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I have heard that, Shawl or pure cotton white cloth draped over by Sayedna Mohamed Burahunddin is distributed (auctioned) to bohras at a price for “Chatti” ritual of new borns.

[seeker110]

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I have heard that, Shawl or pure cotton white cloth draped over by Sayedna Mohamed Burahunddin is distributed (auctioned) to bohras at a price for “Chatti” ritual of new borns.

Bad info br. They make "Kholya".

[Al Zulfiqar]

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I have heard that, Shawl or pure cotton white cloth draped over by Sayedna Mohamed Burahunddin is distributed (auctioned) to bohras at a price for “Chatti” ritual of new borns.

Bad info br. They make "Kholya".

now that low blow must have really stung the zaadas! making abde babies soil the noorani, pure, white cloth... what manner of villain are you??

[Maqbool]

After hunting at Chennai whole kafla went to Colombo. In a day after, the Sayedulkhair accompanied by other 3 goons came to Chennai again with the farman that the all Karden Hasanah schemes (Total 20 to 25) should be closed immediately. The scheme will be restarted from the fund of 10 crores given by mansoos against gold only. The explanation given by the SK that without any security the loan becomes easy to mumenins and they indulge in depts.
The brave man called Bakri (Bakirbhai of Poona engineering) A kathiawadi is also running a scheme. He has been forced to close the scheme but he has refused and said those who wants to close their accounts can do so and if there is no member it will automatically be closed. This statement annoyed the accompanied members of SK, Salman bhaisaheb. He has told the chamchas to break his (Bakirbhais) bone since this is a farman e ali and has to be obeyed.
Today the all scheme has been suspended except the one run by Bakirbhai.
I recall that in 90s this SK has extracted the fund of kardenhasana run by jamat to purchase the land near airport. The whole blame was put on the secretary of that time mr.Dhanerawala. He has been humiliated many times by the mumenins whose money was used by these crooks. The Dhanerawala has once said in public that I am innocent and topmost person is involved in this scam. If I will disclosed the name, your Iman will be at stack (He was pinpointing the Mansoos) . Need not to say that lots of DB has lost their hard earned money in this scam and it has been forgotten.
After this incident lots of private scheme has started and was run smoothly. The Amil and Jamat has lost the grip on these schemes and therefore this farman is. After some days again the SK will strike and will fill his coffer with another scam. The 10 cr.along with DBs’ hard earned money Also will go into his coffer and the innocent DB will suffer.

[ghulam muhammed]

Bakir's father the late Yusufbhai was also a stern man who didn't care much for kothar and its farmans, infact his was a rags to riches story. He used to supply foodgrains to individual bohra houses which he carried on his shoulders but now the family is one of the richest in Chennai.

[ghulam muhammed]

Bro Maqbool,

Any updates on the latest scam of the proposed housing colony to be built in royapuram, bang next to the docks in which many prominent sheikhs and jamat members were involved ?

[ghulam muhammed]

MANSOOS ARRIVED IN SURAT FOR A 24 HOUR VISIT ON 15TH AUG 2013. THE TRAVELLING TIME BETWEEN MUMBAI TO SURAT IS HARDLY 3 HOURS BY TRAIN BUT HE PREFERRED TO CHARTER A FLIGHT FOR THE SAME. HENCE THE EXHORBITANT COST OF HIS TRIP IS ANYONES GUESS WHICH UNDOUBDETLY WOULD HAVE BEEN COVERED OVER A 100 TIMES FROM THE ABDES OF SURAT. IT SEEMS THAT HE WANTED TO BE WITH ONE OF HIS GRANDSON WHO STUDIES IN JAMEA AND WHO WANTED TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY WITH HIS GRANDPA.


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[JC]

Masters will always be Masters and slaves will always be slaves!! On top of it these slaves do not believe or agree they are slaves and masters believe and agree they are masters .........!!

[seeker110]

Great Masters does not need your hard earned money or your worship. They have the best Kirdar and Guftar among all. Moula ni wat kervi hoi tuo Moula Ali ni wat karo.

[think]

wow, what luxury muffi enjoy's. and all with the sweat and blood of his followers. This ramadan each and everyone had to give compulsory, salams for both the syednas and mazoom and mukasir. whether the person was in ribba or not , whether he was selling liqour or not ,did not matter. for atlanta jamaat money, money and more money is the name of the game specially the goonda committee chamchas who distribute wajebaat forms. first they ask for the covers with money and then the forms are given.. what a pity. when will the bohris open their eyes to this daylight looting. next year they may add a few more to the list of salams .
most sardonic was the birthday cake cutting by all the amils all over the world for muffis birthday ,who was himself celebrating his birthday in bombay.