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Khatarnaak54
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Saboot - Burhanuddin Mola TUS bhagayo ane qued keedo Bhoot

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Unread post by Khatarnaak54 » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:28 am

Poori qayanat yeh Aaka Mola Burhanuddin TUS no mozizo jaani le - Sidhpur na bai ni eik saanp no bhoot lagi gayo, Burhanuddin Mola ye bai ni Shifa nu pani aapu (Mola na phoonk marela paani per), ihna paani ni expiry tan (3) varas rahe, next dose of Shifa-nu-pani tan varas pache dubara si leva nu. E bai per ehsaan kari ni mola permanent ilaaj keedo ihna saanp na bhoot ni direct bottle ma qued kari ni bandhi banavi leedu aur e bai ni permanent shifa mali gai.

Youth bhoot na sagla naapak members, tamare yakeen no hoye to likhit ane voice clip nu saboot pesh che: http://www.aajnodin.com/popUp_rivaayat_ ... yat_id_=16

Jeva dada ehva ehna potra, Taha BS bhi aapna dada ji sahab jim gazab nu mozizat dikhayo: Mola TUS to eik waqat ma faqat eik bhoot ne pakra magar yeh shaan che wannar Dai ni ki aaka bhoot ane churel ni sena si lada: Udepur ma badhdha mumineen Kharol Colony ma vasi raha che, eik bhai Nooruddin Amet Wala nava makan leeda, magar pehli raat aj heran thai gaya ki raatri na eik vage 162 bhoot ane 162 churel ane ihna 324 chokra/chokri bhai Nooruddin na makan per aavi ni party kare! Taash rame and naach raag kare! Nooruddin bhai, ehna baira ane ihna chota-chota farzando darfi gaya ane raat-o-raat mara aaka Taha ne mobile per phone keedu, jo Taha BS ni reham dili, raatri ma suta thak bhi momineen ni kitli fikar, ki phone upaadi leedu ane ya samachar miltaj, Bombai si udta-udta hoova tarat aj Kharol Colony padara. Nooruddin bhai ane ehna baira herat ma pari gaya ki Taha BS eik ghari pehla aapne taqleef batavi ani beeje ghari aap udta hoova tarat Bombay si Udepur padari gaya! Aa shaan dekhi ni bewe miya biwi aapna qadmo ma pari ni zaar-zaar khushi na aansu na teepa ni dhaar nikaalva laga.

Taha BS ula Nooruddin bhai na makan ma aaya to e senkro bhoot churel ni jamat akela Taha BS ne dekhi ni naach-raag bandh kari leedu, tape recorder bandh kari leedu, ane em poochu: tamari ulkhaan aapo? Taha BS javab nathi aapo, faqat kaan taraf ishara keeda: aapna jamna kaan si oont per sawar 52 laakh farishta ni foz nikli ane aapna daba kaan si 52 lakh Haathi sawar Jinnat ni foz nikli.... e bhoot churen na chota farzando ehna churel maa si dharooji lipti gaya, Taha BS ni foz dekhi ni sagla mard itle sagla bhoot ni izaar gili thai gai. Eno sardaar bhoot itle bhoot-nath aaka Taha BS na qadmo per pari ni maafi maangva laago ane em vachan aapu ki eik pan bhoot ya churel ya ena farzando na sirf Nooruddin bhai balki poore Kharol colony ma kadam nahi mukega.

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Re: Saboot - Burhanuddin Mola TUS bhagayo ane qued keedo Bho

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Unread post by profastian » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:34 am

Khatarnaak54 wrote:Poori qayanat yeh Aaka Mola Burhanuddin TUS no mozizo jaani le - Sidhpur na bai ni eik saanp no bhoot lagi gayo, Burhanuddin Mola ye bai ni Shifa nu pani aapu (Mola na phoonk marela paani per), ihna paani ni expiry tan (3) varas rahe, next dose of Shifa-nu-pani tan varas pache dubara si leva nu. E bai per ehsaan kari ni mola permanent ilaaj keedo ihna saanp na bhoot ni direct bottle ma qued kari ni bandhi banavi leedu aur e bai ni permanent shifa mali gai.

Youth bhoot na sagla naapak members, tamare yakeen no hoye to likhit ane voice clip nu saboot pesh che: http://www.aajnodin.com/popUp_rivaayat_ ... yat_id_=16

Jeva dada ehva ehna potra, Taha BS bhi aapna dada ji sahab jim gazab nu mozizat dikhayo: Mola TUS to eik waqat ma faqat eik bhoot ne pakra magar yeh shaan che wannar Dai ni ki aaka bhoot ane churel ni sena si lada: Udepur ma badhdha mumineen Kharol Colony ma vasi raha che, eik bhai Nooruddin Amet Wala nava makan leeda, magar pehli raat aj heran thai gaya ki raatri na eik vage 162 bhoot ane 162 churel ane ihna 324 chokra/chokri bhai Nooruddin na makan per aavi ni party kare! Taash rame and naach raag kare! Nooruddin bhai, ehna baira ane ihna chota-chota farzando darfi gaya ane raat-o-raat mara aaka Taha ne mobile per phone keedu, jo Taha BS ni reham dili, raatri ma suta thak bhi momineen ni kitli fikar, ki phone upaadi leedu ane ya samachar miltaj, Bombai si udta-udta hoova tarat aj Kharol Colony padara. Nooruddin bhai ane ehna baira herat ma pari gaya ki Taha BS eik ghari pehla aapne taqleef batavi ani beeje ghari aap udta hoova tarat Bombay si Udepur padari gaya! Aa shaan dekhi ni bewe miya biwi aapna qadmo ma pari ni zaar-zaar khushi na aansu na teepa ni dhaar nikaalva laga.

Taha BS ula Nooruddin bhai na makan ma aaya to e senkro bhoot churel ni jamat akela Taha BS ne dekhi ni naach-raag bandh kari leedu, tape recorder bandh kari leedu, ane em poochu: tamari ulkhaan aapo? Taha BS javab nathi aapo, faqat kaan taraf ishara keeda: aapna jamna kaan si oont per sawar 52 laakh farishta ni foz nikli ane aapna daba kaan si 52 lakh Haathi sawar Jinnat ni foz nikli.... e bhoot churen na chota farzando ehna churel maa si dharooji lipti gaya, Taha BS ni foz dekhi ni sagla mard itle sagla bhoot ni izaar gili thai gai. Eno sardaar bhoot itle bhoot-nath aaka Taha BS na qadmo per pari ni maafi maangva laago ane em vachan aapu ki eik pan bhoot ya churel ya ena farzando na sirf Nooruddin bhai balki poore Kharol colony ma kadam nahi mukega.
Yeah certainly AZ's :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
This new avatar is really funny man. Keep going

Khatarnaak54
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Re: Saboot - Burhanuddin Mola TUS bhagayo ane qued keedo Bho

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Unread post by Khatarnaak54 » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:39 am

Profastian bhai website ni link aapi che, official link che na ke mara pote ni banaveli!

Web Link jo, tame pote ye tapas kari lo ki mari vaat khari ya khoti!

E weblink ma voice moziza ni voice bhi che ane likhawat bhi che.

aqs
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Re: Saboot - Burhanuddin Mola TUS bhagayo ane qued keedo Bho

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Unread post by aqs » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:55 am

Admin should move this post to Jokes corner. some one should translate the first post in English. I am sure more people will understand and will appreciate the humor in it.

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Unread post by stranger » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:00 am

aqs wrote:Admin should move this post to Jokes corner. some one should translate the first post in English. I am sure more people will understand and will appreciate the humor in it.
Humor will lost with the translation, i guess.

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Unread post by stranger » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:03 am

Khatarnaak54 wrote:Profastian bhai website ni link aapi che, official link che na ke mara pote ni banaveli!

Web Link jo, tame pote ye tapas kari lo ki mari vaat khari ya khoti!

E weblink ma voice moziza ni voice bhi che ane likhawat bhi che.
Khatarnaak bhai,
The links does not mention anything about TAHA BS. Aap ek website pote banavi do naa, please.

aqs
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Re: Saboot - Burhanuddin Mola TUS bhagayo ane qued keedo Bho

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Unread post by aqs » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:08 am

stranger wrote:
aqs wrote:Admin should move this post to Jokes corner. some one should translate the first post in English. I am sure more people will understand and will appreciate the humor in it.
Humor will lost with the translation, i guess.

their are a lot of gems in the post. please consider some.
raatri na eik vage 162 bhoot ane 162 churel ane ihna 324 chokra/chokri bhai Nooruddin na makan per aavi ni party kare
Bombai si udta-udta hoova tarat aj Kharol Colony padara

this whole para is good
faqat kaan taraf ishara keeda: aapna jamna kaan si oont per sawar 52 laakh farishta ni foz nikli ane aapna daba kaan si 52 lakh Haathi sawar Jinnat ni foz nikli.... e bhoot churen na chota farzando ehna churel maa si dharooji lipti gaya, Taha BS ni foz dekhi ni sagla mard itle sagla bhoot ni izaar gili thai gai. Eno sardaar bhoot itle bhoot-nath aaka Taha BS na qadmo per pari ni maafi maangva laago ane em vachan aapu ki eik pan bhoot ya churel ya ena farzando na sirf Nooruddin bhai balki poore Kharol colony ma kadam nahi mukega.
this khatarnak guy has watched a lot Vikram Betal and Sinhansan battisi old doordarshan tellies

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Unread post by humanbeing » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:19 am

TAHA bhai saab is the Bohra Harry Potter ! the destined kid who survived !!

Saglaa Dharooji jaase ! AK54 na narration really khatarnaak che !!

Khatarnaak54
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Unread post by Khatarnaak54 » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:07 pm

Proof vaanchi lo aur me kai galat bolto hoye to maskhari karjo: http://www.aajnodin.com/popUp_rivaayat_ ... yat_id_=16

Logical reasoning bhi aapis: Nooruddin bhai Amet Wala ane ihna bairo je ghari phone keedu to Taha BS beeji ghari Bombay si udta hoova Udepur padhari gaya. Agar itli ultra-super-sonic si Taha BS nahi udte to Indian Air Force na radar Taha BS ni frequency catch kari le, ane anti-missile itle Prithvi ya Agni Missile Taha BS ne target kar sakti, e Missiles Taha BS nu baal bhi baanko nahi kari sakte pan Governmenet nu loss hotu, te LOGICAL REASONING si maara Aaka Taha BS itli high speed si uda ki Indian Air Force na Radars pan aapne catch na kari saka tej reason ti aap Bombay ti Udepur tarat aj, beeji ghari aavi pahuncha.

Uli weblink nu saboot vaanchi lo, voice ane text bewe che uli link ma, sagla manas ula link ni tapas kari le.

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Re: Saboot - Burhanuddin Mola TUS bhagayo ane qued keedo Bho

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Unread post by ghulam muhammed » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:33 pm

The audio says "Emni tachli aangli dabawi ane puchhu".

Just imagine the scenario if the 'Middle finger' was pressed instead of the 'tachli finger' :mrgreen:

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Unread post by humanbeing » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:15 am

Hey friends

Lets take A-K54 seriusly for few seconds, the link he has posted refers to one of the dedicated site of kothar sanctioned. Rivayat posted are in authentic Lisaan-e-daawat and kothar representatives may be aware of such posting.

Big question is, why such fairytale are promoted ?

I don’t think A-K54 is AZ. AZ has much better sense of humor and imagination. However fairytale posted at this thread is not work of A-k54, its a converted write up from abde website !

Its hilariously serious ! Kothari Inc is taking abdes for a long drive that to on a broom stick !