Bohra SMS Duniya

[MMH]

Ramzan no central theme 3 chhe.
3 vaage utho. Safaa vitar julus ni 3 namaz pahro. 3 roti jamo. 3 glass paani peev. 3 time namaz pahro. 3 gharak ne maal moklo. 3 piece no set pehro kurtu topi hizaar. Maghrib ni 3 rakaat namaz pahro. 33 x 3 ni tasbi pahro. 3 khajur ane 3 biscuit par iftaar karo. 3 ghoot chah peev. 3 glass paani chahravo. Chappal na 3 baaju faafaa maaro. 3'x 3' nu thaal roko. 3 nivaala mithai. 3 plate jaman jamo. 3 vaat dosto si karo. 3 kick maari gaari start karo. 3 bagasa khaav. 3 ni alarm mukine 3 par pankho raakhine sui jaav. .

I thought this was too funny. Clockwork for bohras!

[SBM]

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Forgot 3 Najwa na Cover banawo

[ghulam muhammed]

I hope Muffy says 3 rupiya wajebat aapo !!

[ghulam muhammed]

Ghulam bhai shayari is too good is this written by you?

No brother, this was a forwarded message on watsup.

[fustrate_Bohra]

I hope Muffy says 3 rupiya wajebat aapo !!

The day when he says this I will be the first to willingly pay him wajebaat more than my capacity but I know that Woh subah kabhi nahin aayegi atleast not in ms raj.

[alam]

Ramzan no central theme 3 chhe.
3 vaage utho. Safaa vitar julus ni 3 namaz pahro. 3 roti jamo. 3 glass paani peev. 3 time namaz pahro. 3 gharak ne maal moklo. 3 piece no set pehro kurtu topi hizaar. Maghrib ni 3 rakaat namaz pahro. 33 x 3 ni tasbi pahro. 3 khajur ane 3 biscuit par iftaar karo. 3 ghoot chah peev. 3 glass paani chahravo. Chappal na 3 baaju faafaa maaro. 3'x 3' nu thaal roko. 3 nivaala mithai. 3 plate jaman jamo. 3 vaat dosto si karo. 3 kick maari gaari start karo. 3 bagasa khaav. 3 ni alarm mukine 3 par pankho raakhine sui jaav. .

I thought this was too funny. Clockwork for bohras!

Saglu 3 waar karo,
Magar,
3 rutbaa naa sahebo no Inkaar karo,
Khaao qasam, aney kaho naam.

[Akhtiar Wahid]

anney 3 waar Qaid Johnny saathey Azad Maidan ma laanat parho!

[bohrabhai]

1)Zakat.
2) Khums.
3) Nazar Muqam
.4) Kafara
.5) Minnat.
6)Najwa.
7) Silatulimam
. Dai.ul.Asar Najwa. 9)Haq.un.Nafs.
10) Haj.e.Badal. 11)Mawasat.
12)Faizul Mawaid. 13)Qarza.e.Hasana. 14)Ramazan Niaz
.15) Iftar Hoob
.16) Muharram Niaz. 17)Dai.Duwat Niaz.
18) Zikra Thal.
19) Taboodat Hoob
. 20) Sabeel. 21)Establishment sabeel 22)Saify Barkat. 23)Residencial Sabeel. 24)Maintainance Hoob. 25)Nazafat.
26) EidulFitr v
27) v Salam
28)General Misaaq Salam.
29)Sitaabi Razaa.
30) Majlis Razaa. 31)Every Pheli Raat Salam.
32)Every Raza Salam. 33) akiko
34) ziyarat Visit fund
35) Masjid fund
36) All Ziyarat Gala fund.
37) amil salam
38)amil bairo salam
39) amil dikra salam
40) amil dikri salam

KAI BACHU TO EID FITR

NAI TO ...EID UL F I K R

[MMH]

Ultimately the new generation bohras will have to change their surname to ROTIWALA , CHAPATTIWALA, PARATHAWALS, KHULCHAWALA, RUMALI WALA, & ONE GOOD VELAN-PATLA WALA

[fustrate_Bohra]

Ultimately the new generation bohras will have to change their surname to ROTIWALA , CHAPATTIWALA, PARATHAWALS, KHULCHAWALA, RUMALI WALA, & ONE GOOD VELAN-PATLA WALA

Even topiwala and dabbawala will also do.

[wise_guy]

waah waah.. su topi pehraavi didi..

Source and idea -> https://twitter.com/topiwalabohra

[AgnosticIndian]

The Barakat-filled days and nights of Shehrullah are bidding farewell and the auspicious Day of Eid al Fitr is almost upon us.  Very soon, Mumineen Muminaat and their Children will celebrate by observing the True Hilal of Eid, Syedna Mufaddal Saifuddin Aqa TUS.  Imam Mohammed ul Baqir (SA) has stated that there is much sawab and benefit when Mumineen visit with each other in that Deen is strengthened.  In light of this zikr, Aali Qadr Maula TUS has given Irshaad e Aali that on the occassion of Eid al Fitr Mumineen Muminaat and their children should visit with their near and dear ones in the following manner:
 
1. The Family whose home is being visited (Mezbaan) should treat their guests with utmost Karamat
2. The Family who is visiting their friends or relatives (Mehmaan) should take with them as a gift Kharak and Mohabbat ni Roti made from various grains, as per one's capacity.

[MMH]

I found this on the bohra website on fb.

[MMH]

!!!

[New]

The socks seem dirty. No money to get laundered?

[Akhtiar Wahid]

Qaid Johnny ke pass luta hua paisa hain.....lekin Aukaad nahee hain!
yeh chahye toh socks bhi Ghulamo se dhulwaengay......yeh bolke ke barkat che, sawab che!

[ghulam muhammed]

Shehzada TAIKHUM bhai saab ni Neemuch ma Besharmi ni had.

Neemuch ma 2 Masjid and 3 Markaz (b.n.-20) (b.n.-38) and (hudco colony) ma Imamat si namaz thaai che..... Shz Taikhum bhaisaab ye Eid na khutba waaste markazo ma raza na aapi, bas bewe masjido maj namaz ni raza aapi... kem ke Najmi masjid dur howa thi buzurgo and bacchavo ne lai java possible nathi tesi tanne (3) markazo ma mumin (Only Bairao) Shz Taikhum bhai saab si markazo maj namaz parhwa ni raza waaste gaya to Taikhum bhaisaab kahe che ke sukam KHAALI BAIRA O RAZA LEVA NE AAYA CHHO ? TAMARA MARDO SU BAIRA O NA GHAGRA MA CHHE !!

Toba toba !! Qasre Ali na Shz Taikhum bhaisaab na muh si aa waat suni ne bairao pani pani thai gaya ane apna apna mardo ne bulavi ne lai aaya ane Neemuch ma Shz Taikhum bhaisaab si aa sharmnaak harkat par maafi maangwa ni maang kidhi pan who bahar na aaya ane maafi bhi na maangi.

Neemuch na mumino Ghana naaraz thaya che SHZ TAIKHUM BHAI SAAB ni karkat thi !

[New]

The socks seem dirty. No money to get laundered?

What do you mean no money to get laundered? Billions and trillions and quantillions on a daily basis. You name the currency.

[wise_guy]

The socks seem dirty. No money to get laundered?

What do you mean no money to get laundered? Billions and trillions and quantillions on a daily basis. You name the currency.

North Korean won

[MMH]

Laundering Money is alright for him...

Laundering the socks is the difficult part!

[ghulam muhammed]

Next day after Idd i.e. Tuesday morning, Muffy alongwith his risalas.... Qasre Ali, Bayte Zainiwalas, all sheikhs and whosoever residing in Saifee Mahal are going to Panchgani..... going for what not certain...still not declared.... but the signs seems that SKQ as per newspaper reports is coming for possession of SKQ's building...... Rest of things are to be wait and watch..... how this will twist and turn.

[ghulam muhammed]

While going to Panchgani, Pen ni Masjid ma 2 Nikah + 21 Ziyafats + Qadambosi hati, 3 smallest villages taraf si hati...... (Pen + Roha + Nagothane)........... in just 2.5 hours flat !!


Kaale 10 am Khandala padhaarse.

[MMH]

Enroute panchgani

[MMH]

Why do people keep their hands folded at such times?

[zinger]

while some would view it as an act of slavery, some would view it as an act of respect. As a Dai, i can guess one is entitled to the respect

This used to be the case in the time of Burhanuddin Maula too, im sure you would remember that.

These days however, it happens in front of Aamils too, which i find quite amusing

[Akhtiar Wahid]

Enroute panchgani

These people are having a blast trust me, on our hard earned money, which is given to them as ziyafat and salams outlet.

I believe that if someone from a bohra or let's say Muslim family has passed away we should be in solemn for at least one year (Barsi).
Muffadal is touring as if there is no tomorrow, these people are spending money on religious tourism left and right.
He should be in Sorrow and pain of his beloved most exalted figure head of dawoodi bohra his father Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin (RA). We can clearly see how SKQ saheb with his modesty and sincerity following this moment of silence for his predecessor.

[aliakbar]

Now next in line will be chawal then tarkari then kharas and then mithai making. After the complete cycle a new fatwa will be made "har ek momin thali banawe ane apna bija momin gharo ma pochave"

What do u think frustrate brother Johra aunty is so pint sized politician to end up people in trading dabbas in each other houses,,, is she gona let all d profits go drain...no she has hit two birds with a arrow.
1st) making profits in the name of roti & dabba / thali.
2nd) She conniving with her brothers has made our community man busy so they cant think beyond this roti & dabba / thali..& they make more loops to corner mufaddal bs. Bechara Muffadal b.s does even know he is sleeping with the worst enemy of his life. the daughter of yusuf najmu. d sister of badru jamali. d lady JOHRA she is taking d revenge of her father yusuf najmuddin of not allowing him to be the mazoon of his time. can anybody think d amount of poision she & brothers have in their heart. think will any body who considers fellow man to be theirs will behave like badrul jamali or johra ... NO. she is like aisha to mufaddal. trying to ruin mufaddals image & ruin whole community as this siblings have their own set up ready in london & gulf. now its the time people come forward to clean their community or sit & watch everything fall down like castle of cards. year by year.

[ghulam muhammed]

MUFfY AND GANG AT MALA'S FACTORY, PANCHGANI

[zinger]

WOW.... Mala has become big.. i dont remember it being so large 5 years ago

[truth seeker100]

Lol