One abde bhai after paying lots of fakhir najwas and greasing palms of numerous sh**zadas and amils managed to got an audience with God on Earth. He was told that he only has 7 minutes (as he agreed to Salwat Nee Saat Zeyafats)!
He was brought in to Saifee Mahal at lunch time so that he can do sajda while God is eating. Abde was so happy to see hundreds of dishes at a big table - chicken, mutton, beef, fish, other seafood and so much .......... lavish food ............ he said to himself, Aa Maula Nee Su Shaan Chay ............. Shaan Azeem-ushaan chay ...............
Suddenly all chamchas (not spoons on table) started running; God was arriving .......... and God arrived. He saw the food, and then turned to serving dishes ............. smelled, and his faced turned angry (nothing new one would say!) .......
Our abde fell to his feet, did sajdas and kissed his foot, cried and equired 'Maula Suu Gunnah thai gaya Aap Na ghulamo see?'
More-La shouted, Dai Allah nay Swiss Saffron Wagar anay Sona/Hera nee plate/spoon wagar jaman bhavtu nahee ................(God on Earth does not like food not cooked with Swiss Saffron, and where are gold plates with diamond stud spoons???)
In the meantime, BuSaheeba entered the room .......... God's face changed, smiled and said 'Aay Mara Aqeelat, Aa Abde-Sasrajee Tamaree Su Khidmat Karay?' ..........
By that time abde's time was up and he was kicked and thrown out ............
Our same abde friend, few days later, was attending a RSS meeting on the orders of God on Earth. Modi was also there. It was lunch time. Abde saw Modi eating food with Swiss Saffron and in gold plate and diamond stud spoons ........... abde approached him and said 'Sahib tamay Swiss Saffron walu jaman, Suna Nee Plate Anay Heraa Wali Chamuch See Jamo Choo ......... Aanay Saifee Mahal Ma Betha Devta Pass Aa Nathee ............ Ghoor Anyeay Chay ..............
Modi laughed hysterically and said, 'Ghayla, Akal Na Undha, Ghant Na Pura, Aay Tuo Amaro FINANCER chay' ................
