Dawoodi Bohra Forum

From the desk of Dawood Kagazwala of the Tonight show on Free Bohra Network (FBN)
Dear Mumin brothers, sisters and (your) kids, Keep up your great sense of humor!

This is Dawood Kagazwala (Mumin David Letterman) and in my left hand (oops right hand) from Houston is a copy of tonight’s top ten reasons. Here are the top reasons why potbelly Mulla Woodman (aka Lakdawala) from Mumbai posed with two scantly dressed ladies.

(10) Just testing his Akeeda
(9) MOULA tricked him into misbehaving so as to collect fee for making him Mumin again
(8) Never seen such good (chicken) legs before
(7) MOULA guaranteed Jannat, assumed OK to misbehave
(6) Testing the song: Nazre marde mumin se badal jati hey takdeerey
(5) First chance in life to put hands on two women at the same time
(4) Wuzu was gone, so decided to take advantage of the opportunity
(3) MOULA said: Follow the rules (practices?) of the country you are in
(2) Practicing: Mulla ki dhadi may tinka
(1) Gumey Husain mey eyes were full of tears and things looked blurry

Don’t be jealous, someday you will get lucky too. Dua karo……….

Mullaji thought he was in Vegas. You know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

So he must be a Shaikh by now.

Freedom can be intoxicating. Unless you are fishing for trouble.

Su su thaie jaie.