Huzaif, some Biblical curses to help you along.
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 7:35 pm
Harken, O thou who art a byword for idiocy, for you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs!
I pray thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, thou sulphurous nonentity!
May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou lying Girgashite!
Listen, thou whose name is but dung, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
Behold, thou shalt be smitten with all-over boils, O ye love-crazed Gittite!
Harken, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!
Above are from Elijah in Bible, word of God himself.
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I pray thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, thou sulphurous nonentity!
May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou lying Girgashite!
Listen, thou whose name is but dung, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
Behold, thou shalt be smitten with all-over boils, O ye love-crazed Gittite!
Harken, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!
Above are from Elijah in Bible, word of God himself.
Getr more from http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Features/C ... _body.html