Dawoodi Bohra Forum

What do you think of Gujarat Elections if Bohra Party wins in majority?

Please Have some fun !!

:p

hozefa,
then look your face in a mirror u will have a great fun.

America will attack the Gujrat taking them as Taliban because of STD.

if bohra wins the elecations then kothris will have fun and the all gujurat will be corrputed

Matam will be combined with dandya.

a age limit will be set beyond which no one can remain a single!!!!!
all banks will be closed...jus a few swiss banks will be allowed to have rep offices...(for the kothar....lol)!!!!

Originally posted by tahir:
Matam will be combined with dandya.

Now, that is very innovative. A new dandyaras! Instead of hitting your dandya with dandya of another person, steps would be as follows:

1. Jump. And when you come down, hit your chest with your dandya.
2. Quickly, do a graceful aboutturn on your spot and then hit your back with your dandya.
3. One foot forward and hit the chest of your partner with dandaya.
4. Quickly, do a graceful aboutturn on your spot and hit the back of your partner with dandya.
5. Repeat

The harder you hit yourself or your partner, the more sawaab you will earn. All this will be set to music of "nainawa ke dasht mein..."

Strict separation of men and women must be observed, lest men hit women too hard.

This great cultural innovation of Bohras will deserve their winning at the next election to rule Gujarat.

What will happend with Narendra Modi If Bohra comes in power in Gujarat?? Will we prosecute modi due to his actions he did in 2002?

Porus,

That was really hilarious I burst out laughing when I read it.

The only thing I'd add is that all the amils, and mullas and jamaat bullies would not want to participate in this matamiyaraas (maatam-dandiya raas). The pent-up bohras will beat the crap out of them.

I would like to go solo with Propig

Originally posted by Humsafar:
Porus,
The only thing I'd add is that all the amils, and mullas and jamaat bullies would not want to participate in this matamiyaraas (maatam-dandiya raas). The pent-up bohras will beat the crap out of them.

Humsafar,

I never thought of that! This is getting even better. The matamiyaraaas will usher in an age when less and less Bohras will want to be a Mulla or Sheikh. Who would want to send their son to Jamia only to be at the receiving end of a "holy" dandya.

Think "liberation", guys. Vote Bohra.

Mukesh Ambani will be renamed Mustansir Telwala. He'll be asked to shut down Reliance Petrochemicals and get into hardware business. Though he can avail karzan hasana to expand his retail business.

'ghanu jeevo' will replace 'jai jai gadhvi gujarat' as the anthem of gujrat ....

all guju's will adopt DCP and STD as their cultural identity ...

dawaat ni zabaan will eventually replace gujarati...

the bohri govt will start every parliament session with a daris ni majlis followed by jaman of course..

and with safety in numbers, the present syedna will be buried in surat and a grand raudat burhani will be built with govt money..

The grand raudat will be built with the money of yateem,miskeen and bewas fund.Just so it can generate more income.Surely they must think they can continue this BS for ever.

Sayedna Saheb will be the "owner" and "Sole-trustees of all public as well private properties in Gujarat state.
Three colours (Green, Yellow and Red) identity cards will be made compulsory for all persons residing in Gujarat and they have to show that card even for entry in bus or train.
Darees will be made compulsory on every visit of Bohra C.M.
Salam will be necessary for meeting any official in all government departments.
Income-tax, Sales-tax, excise-tax and all such taxes will be combined and named as "Vajebat" and it amount will be arbitrarily based on the whims and fancies of the Bohra C.M. without any calculation and without looking into the financial condition of any Gujarati. Those who will refuse to abide will be declared as “Enemy of Gujarat” and shunted out of Gujarat.

Responding to what Hozefa asked for as in comments, it makes me laugh when he inquired 'would Narendra Modi be prosecuted if Bohras came to Power?
,,,,,,,,Prosecuted,,,,,,,The Sayedena fell at the feet of Narendra Modi, head banged into the floor and tried to lure him with all the gifts and shawls, indirectly letting a message,,,,,,'O LORD MODI, PLEASE DONT DRAG US, THE BOHRAS INTO THIS CARNAGE FOLLOWING THE GODHRA EPISODE, COS WE ARE BOHRAS, NOT MUSLIMS, AND GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS,,,,,,,,,DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THE MUSLIMS OF GUJARAT"
Brother Hozefa,,,,,,let alone the prosecution,,,,,,,

Originally posted by Muslim-First Nephew:
COS WE ARE BOHRAS, NOT MUSLIMS, AND GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS,,,,,,,,,DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THE MUSLIMS OF GUJARAT"

When the push comes to shove, bohras become non muslims while rest of the time they keep fighting with wahabis for calling them non muslims.

Syedna must try to have a straight spine (no pun intended).

Tahir,,,,,,You picked up the point perfectly, thats exactly what the 'Non-Progressive Bohras' here in Gujarat do.

From various comments on this topic I feel Dawoodi Bohras should get one political party registered. Name of the party can be "Bohra Jannat Party" and enter in election next year. Promising a visa for Jannat to voters will be a good begining.