KPL (Kothar Premier League) Commentary

[Aarif]

Inspired by LM's KPL thread I have come up with this new thread. Guys imagine that KPL thing works out and we have a real match going on between two bohri teams i.e. Burhani Tigers and Kothar Kings. Below is the commentary that can be expected from commentators well trained at Jamia... Please read and enjoy.. Feel free to add more..


Aaj ni shaandar match Burhani Tigers ane Kothar Kings na vachma ramase. Bismillah boli ne bewe teamo naa captaano ae toss kari lidho che. Apnaa shafiq bawaa ni dua thi Burhani Tigers toss jeeti gayaa che. BT ae toss jeeti ne Moula naa haq maa ghani dua kidhi. Shaan thi ghanu jeevo ni madhe padhi. Allah tallah amne match jeetvaani yaari aape. Biji taraf KK naa team members toss haarwaana bawajud moula na haq maa dua farmavi ane BT ne ghanu jeevo gawaa maa puro saath aapo. Toss jeetwa pachi BT na caption Hakimuddin bhai Rangwala ae Syedna ne phone kari ne guzarish kari che ki batting ni raza mubarak farmaave. Syedna ae BT ne batting ni razaa farmaawi che ane ae karan thi BT ae batting karwaano faislo keedho che. BT naa team members moula ni aa shaan dekhi ne khushi thi phula nathi samata. Allah apnaa ruhani bawaa ne Qayamat na din sudhi baaki rakhe Aaameeeen... Hawe BT naa opening batsman Kaizar bhai Paperwala ane Aziz bhai Kagazwala moula no wasilo lai ne pitch per padhari gayaa che. KK na fielders ae apni apni jagao sambhali lidhi che. Umpire Yusuf bhaisaab ane Yunus bhaisaab bhi field per padhari gayaa che. Apni dadhi ne sawaartaa hua stumps ni taraf badhi rahyaa che. Mumineen behno je cheer girls no role adaa kari rahyaa che rang birangi rida pehri ne shaan thi Ghanu Jeevo Ghanu Jeevo ni madhe padhi rahyaa che. Mumineen bhaiyo ane behno ne saglaa masoom farzando stadium maa aa nirali match jowaane hazir thayaa che.

Aa apnaa moula ni kiwi shaan che ke saglaa mumineen tameez ane adaab naa saathe stadium maa sahi salaamat mozud che. KK naa fast bowler Hatim bhai haathgadiwala ae Bismillah boline ball mubarak ne haath maa lai lidho che. Aa ball ni shaan niraali che karan ke aa ball Ruhani Sports Center maa thi kharidwa maa aayo che. Ruhani Sports Center ni har cheez per apnaa Moula shaan thi dua karine phook nakhe che. Hatim Bhai ae ball ne chumi leedho ane ball laine apna runup ni taraf badhi rahyaa che. Baaki badha fielders ane
umpires ae apni apni postion sambhaali lidhi che. Kaizar bhai opening karwaana lidhe striker end per pahuchi gayaa che. Aziz bhai ae non-striker end sambhaali lidho che. Hatim
bhai bowling karwaana lidhe taiyar che. Umpire Yusuf Bhaisaab ae haath uthavi ne bowling
ni razaa aapi didhi che. Hatim bhai ball laine bhaagi rahyaa che. Hatim bhai ni shaandaar 1 foot ni dadhi hawaa ma lehrai rahi che. Jordaar hawaa na kaaran bhari bharkum Saayo bhi udhi raho che. Aa toh mumineen ni shaan che ane aqa moula ni dua che ki aatla heavy kapda pehri ne balling karen che. Hatim bhai ball lai ne bhagi rahyaa che. Kaizar bhai ball face karwaane ready che ane aa Hatim bhai ae yaa moula kahi ne balling kari ane Kaizar bhai ae mhaara moula kahi ne ball ne uthavi deedho che. Ball boundary ni taraf tezi thi jai rahyo che. Fielder Asgar bhai Moula Moula kari ne apni dadhi ane topi ne sambhalta hua bhaagi rahyaa che. Behno intezaar kari rahyaa che ke ball boundary cross karen ane ae ghanu jeevo ghanu jeevo gawaanu suru karen. Asgar bhai bhaagi rahyaa che pan ball amnaa karta tez bhaagi rahyo che. Asgar bhai ae topi ne saaya ni parwaa na karta Yaa Moula kahi ne dive lagawi che ane ball ne boundary na par jawaathi bachawi lidho. Behno udhas che ke ek ghanu jeevo gawaano moko haath thi nikli gayo. Hatim bhai ae khushi thi apni dadhi maa haath phiraayo ane Asgar bhai naa haq maa dua kidhi. Kaizar bhai ae Moula na wasilaa thi 2 runs pura kidhaa.

The match slowly progresses and after 15 overs BT are 60 for 1 wicket. Kaizar bhai shaandar 30 run banaawi ane out thai gayaa. Pavillion maa jaata jaata ghanu jeevo ghanu
jeevo shaan thi gaayu. Hawe mumineen players ne pyaas laagi che ane pyaas ni shiddat wadhi gai che. Umpire Yunus bhaisaab mumineen players ne Karbala ni shahadat yaad dilaawe che.. Aankhon maa aasu naa saathe umpire Yunus bhaisaab drinks time nu elaan karen che. Saglaa fielders ane batsmen decipline saathe drinks na troller ni taraf pahuchi jai che. Paani piwaa na pehlaa Yunus bhaisaab purjosh maatam karawe che. Pachi fielders ji bhari ne paani pi che. Drinks time pachi ghanu jeevo nu ek jordaar session thai che. Pachi saglaa fielders maidan maa pacha pahuchi jai che. Match ghani shaan si khele che. Aakhir maa BT ni innings faqir thai che ane haq na dai syedna Abul Qaid Johar Mohammad Burhanuddin Moula na wasila thi BT shaandar 175 runs 50 overs maa 8 wicket khoi ne banawe che. Kasim bhai Dhilla shaandar 55 runs banawe che.

Hawe KK ni ramwaani baari che. KK naa opening batsman Mohsin bhai Chunawala ane Sakir bhai Rangwala che. Bewe batsman shaan thi naaro lagavtaa hua ke "Syedna Muhammad Burhanuddin zindabad zindabad" maidan maa utri gayaa che. BT naa mashoor bowler Ebrahim bhai chakkiwala bowling ni opening karse. Mumineen aa apna Moula ni shaan che ke aaje dawoodi bohra cricket ni duniyaa maa chai gayaa che. Koi bhi biji Musalmaan community ae aawo acheivement haji sudhi hasil nathi kidho. Moula naa aa chamatkaar ne mhaaro namaskaar Ameen... BT naa bowler Ebrahim bhai ae shaandar bowling kari ane pehla over maa faqt 3 runs lewaa didha. KK naa batsman Mohsin bhai ae 2 ane Sakir bhai ae ek run banawo.

Aam karine dhire dhire match aagal wadhi. Finally KK naa 170 runs par 9th wicket pari gai. Lastman par paach runs banawaa ni zimmedaari aawi gai. Lastman Idris bhai Rangoonwala dari dari ne kheli rahyaa che. Moula ni dua par bahroso che pan apni batting par nathi. Ebrahim bhai no haji ek over baaki che. Hawe Captain ae amne bowl aapyo che taaki ae last batsman ni chutti kari sake. Batsman Moula nu naam lai ne taiyaar che ane bowler bhi moula nu naam lai ne taiyyar che. Dekhe moula kauna haq maa dua farmaave che. Saambhalwa maa aawyu che ke BT naa members wadhaare sabil ane waajebaat ada karen che. Aa karan thi Moula BT ni jeet waste dua farmawse. Apna moula kitnaa shaandar ane insaaf pasand che. Jhenu khai che aenaa gun gai che.

In the end Syedna's miracle occurs. BT bowler Ebrahim bhai clean bolds last batsman of KK and wins the match for his team. Commentator goes hysterical and starts singing ghanu jeevo ghanu jeevo. All the players and spectators start shouting gahnu jeevo ghanu jeevo. With dua mubarak of Aqa moula match reaches the conclusion... BT wins the match by beating KK with 5 runs. Syedna does a 5 mins live telecast and requests mumineen to pay more and more sabil and wajebaat by giving example of BT. Moula farmaawe che ki jhe mumineen wadhaare paisaa aapse zindagi ane aakherat maa jeetse. Ameen...

[Baskin]

Destructive Ideology!

[Al Zulfiqar]

aarifbhai,

tame cricket ni taareekh ma pehla commentator cho ke je dawat ni zaban ma etli shandaar and purjosh commentary kidhi che. hame ghana khush thaya and em nakki kidhu che ke tamne aa aala khidmat mate mafsuhiyat ata farmavama ave.

ena maate hazrate aaliya ma dili iltija kidhi che and kun faykun tamne mumbai bolavama aavse. jya tamne khud syedna na haath mubarak thi, shaal, nariyal, busaheba no sahifo ane mafsuhiyat ek tohfa na shakal ma enayat karwama aavse.

to e misal aap 152,000 $ ane fakhir libaas ma jald as jalad huzere aala me pesh thawani tayyari rakhjo evi iltemaas.

aap vakai ma cricket ni duniya ma mumin no sitaro buland karwani ni ek misaal cho. aap ye saghla aalam ne e dekhari didhu che ke jo ek mumin na dil ma valvalo hoi to e kevo zalazalo kari sake che..!!!! khuda aapni umar shareef ne taa qayamat aabado shaad rakhe evi dua..

[Aarif]

aap ye saghla aalam ne e dekhari didhu che ke jo ek mumin na dil ma valvalo hoi to e kevo zalazalo kari sake che..!!!!

That was the icing on the cake... AZ bhai ghanu jeevo ghanu jeevo

[like_minded]

Bro Aarif

Fantastic!!! Superb imagination!!! keep it up!

[Aarif]

Bro. LM,

Thanks for the encouragement...

[ghulam muhammed]

Bro Arif,

Very good sense of humour.

[Aarif]

Thanks bro GM..

[Aqa Moula_Zindabad]

If people like Aarif would have been in the zaman of prophet / Imams.....they would have definately found out some or the other reasons to make the mockery of them....shame on u guys

This proves that these bunch of crooks (reformists) are nothing but the gossipers who passout there free time on this forum doing such abusive stuff

Keep it up guys.....atleast i must appreciate that u r showing ur True Colours

[Aarif]

AMZ,

Comparing your Aqa Moula with Prophet (PBUH) and Imams is the biggest mockery in itself. Syedna and his administration is corrupt to the core. My commentory was more of a parody of real life situation. Except for the fact that I looked at our ongoing community affairs from a cricketing angle other things are true representatives of our real life situation. Today this is how bohras behave. They have become a laughing stock in the eyes of others. Singing ghanu jeevo ghanu jeevo at each and every occassion, doing matam at every occassion, wearing a funny outfit, talking funny language, keeping long beard and the list goes on. To be honest with you I have just described the situation as it is in our community using cricket as a medium..

[Baskin]

If you're so ashamed then why don't you commit suicide?

[Aarif]

If you're so ashamed then why don't you commit suicide?

Its not me thickskin. Its shameless people like you who should commit sucide.

BTW: You sound like a big Kothari chamcha. Are you one of those corrupt Aamils who feel threatened by this site???

[h_imtiyaz]

Nice imagination and a good use of bohri literature which directly hit the heart of orthodox bohri, using the language which these blind orthodox understand you are able to do what you want to do. Bohri without jafat and jaman is nothing, if some day saiydna sahab say to stop this jaman and jafat I am sure that more than 90% or orthodox will change there belief towards saiydna sahib as these people are not addictive towards saiydna sahib but they are addictive of these free fokat jaman and jafat.
If you read this commentary and try to think without taking favor of either reformist or orthodox I am sure you will like this commentary and if you think it deeply I am sure you will stop believing your beloved saiydna sahib. Don’t get angry my dear friends and think sensibly you will come to know about your short comings.

[jayanti]

Aarif,
I am sure you are well educated gud job, well is you are bohra and you dont like dress code and language you can practice any religion u can. nobody is forcing you to do.If you dont like it you can practice any religion you can. so pls we dont want your advice what kind of dress we ( bohra) wear and the language is spoken.
Let me ask you a question: what would you do if your work enviroment is not good,you are not happy with your boss,co worker and every body what would you do?

[Aarif]

Br. h_imtiyaz,

Thanks for the appreciation.

Aarif,
I am sure you are well educated gud job, well is you are bohra and you dont like dress code and language you can practice any religion u can. nobody is forcing you to do.If you dont like it you can practice any religion you can. so pls we dont want your advice what kind of dress we ( bohra) wear and the language is spoken.
Let me ask you a question: what would you do if your work enviroment is not good,you are not happy with your boss,co worker and every body what would you do?

Dear Jayanti,

When you do not like something you have two options. Either leave it or change it. I am a born dawoodi bohra. The present state of our community is pathetic. Day by day we are straying away from the very basic fundamental teachings of Islam which each and every muslim should abide by. Our kalma clearly says that "La illaha illallah Muhamadan Rasoolullah". This is one of the pillers of Islam. So is jakat and salaat. Syedna has brought lot of innovations in our community as far as following Islam is considered. Matam on each and every occasion, giving more importance to syedna than Allah, praying two rakat namaz for him, Paying tons of money without even knowing how it will be used etc. Now as I said earlier one can get sick of all this and either leave the community or try and bring about some positive changes that will help the entire community. This site provides freedom of speech which can be effectively used to raise one's voice and chart out one's concerns.

[jayanti]

Then just leave it!!!!!!

[Aarif]

Then just leave it!!!!!!

Jai Aunty,

Who are you to decide what I should do and what I should not do. If you ask me than blind followers like you should leave along with your syedna saheb. And believe me if you guys do that than this community will benefit a lot...

[jayanti]

Aarif Uncle,
I am not tell u what to do just giving you some advice.Uncle you are smart.
rest allah bless you.

[h_imtiyaz]

Dear jayanti

first of all jayanti is not a muslim name it is hindu (kafir) name, if you are a hinu then you have no right to talk about bohri dress code, and if you are a muslim then correct your identdity and then write some thing.

[Aqa Moula_Zindabad]

Dear jayanti

first of all jayanti is not a muslim name it is hindu (kafir) name, if you are a hinu then you have no right to talk about bohri dress code, and if you are a muslim then correct your identdity and then write some thing.

this way....omabharti zombie is also a kafir....its better that u hav thrown the fact....otherwise pupplers like AZ would hav again started his old cassete (Stop / Rewind / Play)....

[Aarif]

Uncle you are smart.

Thanks for the compliment dear Jai aunty

[jayanti]

Thanks Aqa Maula _ zindabad for support, and you are right even Omabharathi is Hindu name so any comment mr imtiyaz.
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Aarif Uncle youu most welcome!!!!!

[Aarif]

Aarif Uncle youu most welcome!!!!!

Thanks for the welcome Jai Aunty

[Al Zulfiqar]

If you're so ashamed then why don't you commit suicide?

baskin robbins icecream,

it must be extremely shameful for you to read all this unpleasant stuff on this board. why dont u commit suicide first and set a noble example to us all? i will personally guarantee that the syedna gives you a posthumous sheikh title at time of your burial and your family is charged less vajebaat this year.

chad ja bete sooli par..

inna dai-e wa inna dai-e rajeoon.

[Aarif]

it must be extremely shameful for you to read all this unpleasant stuff on this board. why dont u commit suicide first and set a noble example to us all? i will personally guarantee that the syedna gives you a posthumous sheikh title at time of your burial and your family is charged less vajebaat this year.

[h_imtiyaz]

Jayanti, Aqa Moula Zindabad,

there is no surprise with the name like jayanti, ombharti in orthodox bohra. as now you people are on your way to become hindu.
1. Hindus fold there and in frount of there god, the same you people do in fron your Saiyadna sahab.
2. They hang the photo of there god in house in a nice frame, same you people do (In islam putting photos on is haram)
3. When ever there is a puja time they are giving bhog to there god, same you people do by offering different things to saiyadna sahab and his family members.
4. Hindus are performing rath yatra same you people are doing on saiydna sahabs birthday
5. They are doing kirtan and you people are remixing hindi movie songs and sing to praise your saiydna

i dont have any doubt that after couple of years you will keep a statue of siydna sahab in house and will start performing pooja

best of luck

[SBM]

^
Br. Imtiyaz
My screen name omabharti was borne out these Orhtos who were using their names like ProPig, Al Birdie, Froggie and Jayanti so on and so on.....so I thought if I need to talk to them and since they have tunnel vision I cannot bring them to our high standard so I decided to come to their standard so they can understand. Like they say if you want to communicate with children you have to act like children, I hope you got my point but I do not have Syedna's picture in my house and I do not seek any Raza
and I have not been to any of the Darees or to the Markaz in a while (almost a year) but they still accept my Sabil.

[jayanti]

Omabharthi,
My screen name omabharti was borne out these Orhtos who were using their names like ProPig, Al Birdie, Froggie and Jayanti so on and so on.....so I thought if I need to talk to them and since they have tunnel vision I cannot bring them to our high standard so I decided to come to their standard so they can understand. Like they say if you want to communicate with children you have to act like children, I hope you got my point but I do not have Syedna's picture in my house and I do not seek any Raza
and I have not been to any of the Darees or to the Markaz in a while (almost a year) but they still accept my Sabil.omabharti

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Did amil came to your house to accept your sabil you when to markaz to pay your dues because if some thing happen to your family atleast you have some shelter to take care of your family. u know why you paying sabil. with your $1000.00 dawat wont broke ( I have wrote $1000 but I know you wont be paying that kind of amount it wont in your budget) I dont care you hand AQA MAULA picture in your house.no body is forcing you.So pls mind your own busnies and stay aways frm double standard.I am still awaiting answer frm you where u reside?

[SBM]

I am still awaiting answer frm you where u reside

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Since Aqa Moula knows everything and he deals with Imam U Zamman whY do not you ask them to reveal my address to you.Since Syedna has GHEB NU ILAM AND I do have e jamaat card too. Aaamil had his chamchas called me and I handed the check and that is the last time they got it from me too.
BTW WHEN R U GOING TO REPLY REGARDING JUNGLE999'S posting about MUKASIR'S REFUSAL TO HELP HIM IN SAIFEE MAHAL.

[Al Zulfiqar]

I am still awaiting answer frm you where u reside

?
Since Aqa Moula knows everything and he deals with Imam U Zamman whY do not you ask them to reveal my address to you.Since Syedna has GHEB NU ILAM AND I do have e jamaat card too. Aaamil had his chamchas called me and I handed the check and that is the last time they got it from me too.
BTW WHEN R U GOING TO REPLY REGARDING JUNGLE999'S posting about MUKASIR'S REFUSAL TO HELP HIM IN SAIFEE MAHAL.

add to that replies from jayanti also re: how a RELIGIOUS LEADER can be cruel and immoral enough TO HUNT ANIMALS FOR SPORT, how the past 2 syednas are the biggest abusers based on aqamola zindabad's logic, why syedna does not celebrate urus of his mother when his wife's is observed, why the gold collected in the name of ma fatema has not been returned etc etc..