KPL (Kothar Premier League) Commentary
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:01 pm
Inspired by LM's KPL thread I have come up with this new thread. Guys imagine that KPL thing works out and we have a real match going on between two bohri teams i.e. Burhani Tigers and Kothar Kings. Below is the commentary that can be expected from commentators well trained at Jamia... Please read and enjoy.. Feel free to add more..
Aaj ni shaandar match Burhani Tigers ane Kothar Kings na vachma ramase. Bismillah boli ne bewe teamo naa captaano ae toss kari lidho che. Apnaa shafiq bawaa ni dua thi Burhani Tigers toss jeeti gayaa che. BT ae toss jeeti ne Moula naa haq maa ghani dua kidhi. Shaan thi ghanu jeevo ni madhe padhi. Allah tallah amne match jeetvaani yaari aape. Biji taraf KK naa team members toss haarwaana bawajud moula na haq maa dua farmavi ane BT ne ghanu jeevo gawaa maa puro saath aapo. Toss jeetwa pachi BT na caption Hakimuddin bhai Rangwala ae Syedna ne phone kari ne guzarish kari che ki batting ni raza mubarak farmaave. Syedna ae BT ne batting ni razaa farmaawi che ane ae karan thi BT ae batting karwaano faislo keedho che. BT naa team members moula ni aa shaan dekhi ne khushi thi phula nathi samata. Allah apnaa ruhani bawaa ne Qayamat na din sudhi baaki rakhe Aaameeeen... Hawe BT naa opening batsman Kaizar bhai Paperwala ane Aziz bhai Kagazwala moula no wasilo lai ne pitch per padhari gayaa che. KK na fielders ae apni apni jagao sambhali lidhi che. Umpire Yusuf bhaisaab ane Yunus bhaisaab bhi field per padhari gayaa che. Apni dadhi ne sawaartaa hua stumps ni taraf badhi rahyaa che. Mumineen behno je cheer girls no role adaa kari rahyaa che rang birangi rida pehri ne shaan thi Ghanu Jeevo Ghanu Jeevo ni madhe padhi rahyaa che. Mumineen bhaiyo ane behno ne saglaa masoom farzando stadium maa aa nirali match jowaane hazir thayaa che.
Aa apnaa moula ni kiwi shaan che ke saglaa mumineen tameez ane adaab naa saathe stadium maa sahi salaamat mozud che. KK naa fast bowler Hatim bhai haathgadiwala ae Bismillah boline ball mubarak ne haath maa lai lidho che. Aa ball ni shaan niraali che karan ke aa ball Ruhani Sports Center maa thi kharidwa maa aayo che. Ruhani Sports Center ni har cheez per apnaa Moula shaan thi dua karine phook nakhe che. Hatim Bhai ae ball ne chumi leedho ane ball laine apna runup ni taraf badhi rahyaa che. Baaki badha fielders ane
umpires ae apni apni postion sambhaali lidhi che. Kaizar bhai opening karwaana lidhe striker end per pahuchi gayaa che. Aziz bhai ae non-striker end sambhaali lidho che. Hatim
bhai bowling karwaana lidhe taiyar che. Umpire Yusuf Bhaisaab ae haath uthavi ne bowling
ni razaa aapi didhi che. Hatim bhai ball laine bhaagi rahyaa che. Hatim bhai ni shaandaar 1 foot ni dadhi hawaa ma lehrai rahi che. Jordaar hawaa na kaaran bhari bharkum Saayo bhi udhi raho che. Aa toh mumineen ni shaan che ane aqa moula ni dua che ki aatla heavy kapda pehri ne balling karen che. Hatim bhai ball lai ne bhagi rahyaa che. Kaizar bhai ball face karwaane ready che ane aa Hatim bhai ae yaa moula kahi ne balling kari ane Kaizar bhai ae mhaara moula kahi ne ball ne uthavi deedho che. Ball boundary ni taraf tezi thi jai rahyo che. Fielder Asgar bhai Moula Moula kari ne apni dadhi ane topi ne sambhalta hua bhaagi rahyaa che. Behno intezaar kari rahyaa che ke ball boundary cross karen ane ae ghanu jeevo ghanu jeevo gawaanu suru karen. Asgar bhai bhaagi rahyaa che pan ball amnaa karta tez bhaagi rahyo che. Asgar bhai ae topi ne saaya ni parwaa na karta Yaa Moula kahi ne dive lagawi che ane ball ne boundary na par jawaathi bachawi lidho. Behno udhas che ke ek ghanu jeevo gawaano moko haath thi nikli gayo. Hatim bhai ae khushi thi apni dadhi maa haath phiraayo ane Asgar bhai naa haq maa dua kidhi. Kaizar bhai ae Moula na wasilaa thi 2 runs pura kidhaa.
The match slowly progresses and after 15 overs BT are 60 for 1 wicket. Kaizar bhai shaandar 30 run banaawi ane out thai gayaa. Pavillion maa jaata jaata ghanu jeevo ghanu
jeevo shaan thi gaayu. Hawe mumineen players ne pyaas laagi che ane pyaas ni shiddat wadhi gai che. Umpire Yunus bhaisaab mumineen players ne Karbala ni shahadat yaad dilaawe che.. Aankhon maa aasu naa saathe umpire Yunus bhaisaab drinks time nu elaan karen che. Saglaa fielders ane batsmen decipline saathe drinks na troller ni taraf pahuchi jai che. Paani piwaa na pehlaa Yunus bhaisaab purjosh maatam karawe che. Pachi fielders ji bhari ne paani pi che. Drinks time pachi ghanu jeevo nu ek jordaar session thai che. Pachi saglaa fielders maidan maa pacha pahuchi jai che. Match ghani shaan si khele che. Aakhir maa BT ni innings faqir thai che ane haq na dai syedna Abul Qaid Johar Mohammad Burhanuddin Moula na wasila thi BT shaandar 175 runs 50 overs maa 8 wicket khoi ne banawe che. Kasim bhai Dhilla shaandar 55 runs banawe che.
Hawe KK ni ramwaani baari che. KK naa opening batsman Mohsin bhai Chunawala ane Sakir bhai Rangwala che. Bewe batsman shaan thi naaro lagavtaa hua ke "Syedna Muhammad Burhanuddin zindabad zindabad" maidan maa utri gayaa che. BT naa mashoor bowler Ebrahim bhai chakkiwala bowling ni opening karse. Mumineen aa apna Moula ni shaan che ke aaje dawoodi bohra cricket ni duniyaa maa chai gayaa che. Koi bhi biji Musalmaan community ae aawo acheivement haji sudhi hasil nathi kidho. Moula naa aa chamatkaar ne mhaaro namaskaar Ameen... BT naa bowler Ebrahim bhai ae shaandar bowling kari ane pehla over maa faqt 3 runs lewaa didha. KK naa batsman Mohsin bhai ae 2 ane Sakir bhai ae ek run banawo.
Aam karine dhire dhire match aagal wadhi. Finally KK naa 170 runs par 9th wicket pari gai. Lastman par paach runs banawaa ni zimmedaari aawi gai. Lastman Idris bhai Rangoonwala dari dari ne kheli rahyaa che. Moula ni dua par bahroso che pan apni batting par nathi. Ebrahim bhai no haji ek over baaki che. Hawe Captain ae amne bowl aapyo che taaki ae last batsman ni chutti kari sake. Batsman Moula nu naam lai ne taiyaar che ane bowler bhi moula nu naam lai ne taiyyar che. Dekhe moula kauna haq maa dua farmaave che. Saambhalwa maa aawyu che ke BT naa members wadhaare sabil ane waajebaat ada karen che. Aa karan thi Moula BT ni jeet waste dua farmawse. Apna moula kitnaa shaandar ane insaaf pasand che. Jhenu khai che aenaa gun gai che.
In the end Syedna's miracle occurs. BT bowler Ebrahim bhai clean bolds last batsman of KK and wins the match for his team. Commentator goes hysterical and starts singing ghanu jeevo ghanu jeevo. All the players and spectators start shouting gahnu jeevo ghanu jeevo. With dua mubarak of Aqa moula match reaches the conclusion... BT wins the match by beating KK with 5 runs. Syedna does a 5 mins live telecast and requests mumineen to pay more and more sabil and wajebaat by giving example of BT. Moula farmaawe che ki jhe mumineen wadhaare paisaa aapse zindagi ane aakherat maa jeetse. Ameen...
Aaj ni shaandar match Burhani Tigers ane Kothar Kings na vachma ramase. Bismillah boli ne bewe teamo naa captaano ae toss kari lidho che. Apnaa shafiq bawaa ni dua thi Burhani Tigers toss jeeti gayaa che. BT ae toss jeeti ne Moula naa haq maa ghani dua kidhi. Shaan thi ghanu jeevo ni madhe padhi. Allah tallah amne match jeetvaani yaari aape. Biji taraf KK naa team members toss haarwaana bawajud moula na haq maa dua farmavi ane BT ne ghanu jeevo gawaa maa puro saath aapo. Toss jeetwa pachi BT na caption Hakimuddin bhai Rangwala ae Syedna ne phone kari ne guzarish kari che ki batting ni raza mubarak farmaave. Syedna ae BT ne batting ni razaa farmaawi che ane ae karan thi BT ae batting karwaano faislo keedho che. BT naa team members moula ni aa shaan dekhi ne khushi thi phula nathi samata. Allah apnaa ruhani bawaa ne Qayamat na din sudhi baaki rakhe Aaameeeen... Hawe BT naa opening batsman Kaizar bhai Paperwala ane Aziz bhai Kagazwala moula no wasilo lai ne pitch per padhari gayaa che. KK na fielders ae apni apni jagao sambhali lidhi che. Umpire Yusuf bhaisaab ane Yunus bhaisaab bhi field per padhari gayaa che. Apni dadhi ne sawaartaa hua stumps ni taraf badhi rahyaa che. Mumineen behno je cheer girls no role adaa kari rahyaa che rang birangi rida pehri ne shaan thi Ghanu Jeevo Ghanu Jeevo ni madhe padhi rahyaa che. Mumineen bhaiyo ane behno ne saglaa masoom farzando stadium maa aa nirali match jowaane hazir thayaa che.
Aa apnaa moula ni kiwi shaan che ke saglaa mumineen tameez ane adaab naa saathe stadium maa sahi salaamat mozud che. KK naa fast bowler Hatim bhai haathgadiwala ae Bismillah boline ball mubarak ne haath maa lai lidho che. Aa ball ni shaan niraali che karan ke aa ball Ruhani Sports Center maa thi kharidwa maa aayo che. Ruhani Sports Center ni har cheez per apnaa Moula shaan thi dua karine phook nakhe che. Hatim Bhai ae ball ne chumi leedho ane ball laine apna runup ni taraf badhi rahyaa che. Baaki badha fielders ane
umpires ae apni apni postion sambhaali lidhi che. Kaizar bhai opening karwaana lidhe striker end per pahuchi gayaa che. Aziz bhai ae non-striker end sambhaali lidho che. Hatim
bhai bowling karwaana lidhe taiyar che. Umpire Yusuf Bhaisaab ae haath uthavi ne bowling
ni razaa aapi didhi che. Hatim bhai ball laine bhaagi rahyaa che. Hatim bhai ni shaandaar 1 foot ni dadhi hawaa ma lehrai rahi che. Jordaar hawaa na kaaran bhari bharkum Saayo bhi udhi raho che. Aa toh mumineen ni shaan che ane aqa moula ni dua che ki aatla heavy kapda pehri ne balling karen che. Hatim bhai ball lai ne bhagi rahyaa che. Kaizar bhai ball face karwaane ready che ane aa Hatim bhai ae yaa moula kahi ne balling kari ane Kaizar bhai ae mhaara moula kahi ne ball ne uthavi deedho che. Ball boundary ni taraf tezi thi jai rahyo che. Fielder Asgar bhai Moula Moula kari ne apni dadhi ane topi ne sambhalta hua bhaagi rahyaa che. Behno intezaar kari rahyaa che ke ball boundary cross karen ane ae ghanu jeevo ghanu jeevo gawaanu suru karen. Asgar bhai bhaagi rahyaa che pan ball amnaa karta tez bhaagi rahyo che. Asgar bhai ae topi ne saaya ni parwaa na karta Yaa Moula kahi ne dive lagawi che ane ball ne boundary na par jawaathi bachawi lidho. Behno udhas che ke ek ghanu jeevo gawaano moko haath thi nikli gayo. Hatim bhai ae khushi thi apni dadhi maa haath phiraayo ane Asgar bhai naa haq maa dua kidhi. Kaizar bhai ae Moula na wasilaa thi 2 runs pura kidhaa.
The match slowly progresses and after 15 overs BT are 60 for 1 wicket. Kaizar bhai shaandar 30 run banaawi ane out thai gayaa. Pavillion maa jaata jaata ghanu jeevo ghanu
jeevo shaan thi gaayu. Hawe mumineen players ne pyaas laagi che ane pyaas ni shiddat wadhi gai che. Umpire Yunus bhaisaab mumineen players ne Karbala ni shahadat yaad dilaawe che.. Aankhon maa aasu naa saathe umpire Yunus bhaisaab drinks time nu elaan karen che. Saglaa fielders ane batsmen decipline saathe drinks na troller ni taraf pahuchi jai che. Paani piwaa na pehlaa Yunus bhaisaab purjosh maatam karawe che. Pachi fielders ji bhari ne paani pi che. Drinks time pachi ghanu jeevo nu ek jordaar session thai che. Pachi saglaa fielders maidan maa pacha pahuchi jai che. Match ghani shaan si khele che. Aakhir maa BT ni innings faqir thai che ane haq na dai syedna Abul Qaid Johar Mohammad Burhanuddin Moula na wasila thi BT shaandar 175 runs 50 overs maa 8 wicket khoi ne banawe che. Kasim bhai Dhilla shaandar 55 runs banawe che.
Hawe KK ni ramwaani baari che. KK naa opening batsman Mohsin bhai Chunawala ane Sakir bhai Rangwala che. Bewe batsman shaan thi naaro lagavtaa hua ke "Syedna Muhammad Burhanuddin zindabad zindabad" maidan maa utri gayaa che. BT naa mashoor bowler Ebrahim bhai chakkiwala bowling ni opening karse. Mumineen aa apna Moula ni shaan che ke aaje dawoodi bohra cricket ni duniyaa maa chai gayaa che. Koi bhi biji Musalmaan community ae aawo acheivement haji sudhi hasil nathi kidho. Moula naa aa chamatkaar ne mhaaro namaskaar Ameen... BT naa bowler Ebrahim bhai ae shaandar bowling kari ane pehla over maa faqt 3 runs lewaa didha. KK naa batsman Mohsin bhai ae 2 ane Sakir bhai ae ek run banawo.
Aam karine dhire dhire match aagal wadhi. Finally KK naa 170 runs par 9th wicket pari gai. Lastman par paach runs banawaa ni zimmedaari aawi gai. Lastman Idris bhai Rangoonwala dari dari ne kheli rahyaa che. Moula ni dua par bahroso che pan apni batting par nathi. Ebrahim bhai no haji ek over baaki che. Hawe Captain ae amne bowl aapyo che taaki ae last batsman ni chutti kari sake. Batsman Moula nu naam lai ne taiyaar che ane bowler bhi moula nu naam lai ne taiyyar che. Dekhe moula kauna haq maa dua farmaave che. Saambhalwa maa aawyu che ke BT naa members wadhaare sabil ane waajebaat ada karen che. Aa karan thi Moula BT ni jeet waste dua farmawse. Apna moula kitnaa shaandar ane insaaf pasand che. Jhenu khai che aenaa gun gai che.
In the end Syedna's miracle occurs. BT bowler Ebrahim bhai clean bolds last batsman of KK and wins the match for his team. Commentator goes hysterical and starts singing ghanu jeevo ghanu jeevo. All the players and spectators start shouting gahnu jeevo ghanu jeevo. With dua mubarak of Aqa moula match reaches the conclusion... BT wins the match by beating KK with 5 runs. Syedna does a 5 mins live telecast and requests mumineen to pay more and more sabil and wajebaat by giving example of BT. Moula farmaawe che ki jhe mumineen wadhaare paisaa aapse zindagi ane aakherat maa jeetse. Ameen...
