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Country : Bohristan.
Monarch : H.H.Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin (TUS).

Passport : E-Jamat card.
National Emblem : Mishqat.
Ministry : Al-Vazarat.
Ministers : Shehzadas, Qasre-Ali.
Bureaucrat : Kothar.
Parliament: Badri Mahal.
City Mayor : Local Amil.
Constitution : Daimul Islam.
Oath : Misaaq.
National Anthem : Ghanu Jeevo.
NOC/PCC : Safai Chithi.
Food Programme : Faiz-e-mawaid-burhaniyah.

Public Holiday : Ashura, Milad, Eid.

Financial Year : Shawwal - Ramzan.

Income Tax : Wajebat.
House Tax : Sabil.
Personal Income Tax : Sila Fitra.

National Animal : Goat.
National Bird : Chicken.
Staple Food : DCP (Dal, Chawal, Palidu).

National Song

Ricksha Aawi Ricksha Aawi
Thali Laine Ne Aawi
Pom Pom

some of weard animal found in bohristan

Engg. Ajgar (first snake that got degree of engineering)
Insap (One more type of snake)
GM
Anajmi
Al zulfi
porus
and many more

and "SHOOT AT SIGHT" order from gov of bohristan

Army: Burhani Guards

Father of Nation : Sydena Taher Saifuddin
National Crime : Shaving
National Enemy : Asgar Ali Engineer
National festival : Saalgirah
National gesture : Folded hands
National Event : Zikra
National Dress : STD
National Pride : Mafsusiyat
National philanthropy : Ziyaafat
National Raid : Qadam
National Sport : Didaar Race
National Tourist place : Burhanpur
National Counsellor : Challa Wala
National Program : Relay
National Wish : Qadambosi
National Dream : Talakki
National Spot : JamatKhanas
National Dialogue : Moula ni Du'aa Chhe
National Gathering : Mithi Shitaabi
National Craze : Beard
National University : Jaamiya
National Guest : Narendra Modi
&
National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?

stranger wrote: National Enemy : Ajgar Engineer

there are more in counting....
I told u there are much weard animals in bohristan like ajgar and many more

MurtazaVds wrote: Engg. Ajgar (first snake that got degree of engineering)
Insap (One more type of snake)

National Sapera : MurtazaVds

National BIN PAINDE KA LAUTA - Stranger

MurtazaVds wrote:National BIN PAINDE KA LAUTA - Stranger

National English Tutor : MurtazaVds

its LOTA by the way.

stranger tell bhai nalwala whats dat means
because u understand that better than anyone

and wheather it is louta or lota... U understand that na thats enough

@Admin ----- Move this thread to Lighter Side .

MurtazaVds wrote:stranger tell bhai nalwala whats dat means
because u understand that better than anyone

and wheather it is louta or lota... U understand that na thats enough

why don't you advice Mustafa bhai to send an Arzi to Kothar, they knows it best.
In Bayans - Imam Hussain & In practicality- Narendra Modi

Here we go again

either we are having conversation about any topic or any matter.. You guys just bend it around and move it toward the kothar or to aamil.. Are you upto that only

MurtazaVds wrote:Here we go again
either we are having conversation about any topic or any matter.. You guys just bend it around and move it toward the kothar or to aamil.. Are you upto that only

Looks whos talking .....Did not you started it with filthy name calling of Asgar Ali engineer and Mr. Insaf ?

between, Did i said anything Wrong there ?

@ all chilll
can any one post the rickshaw aavi songs!!! its rocks

Alik
National Song'
http://dawoodi-bohras.com/media/forum/Ricksha_aavi.mp3

National Anthem: Wazaifuna tasbhiha

MurtazaVds wrote:some of weard animal found in bohristan



and "SHOOT AT SIGHT" order from gov of bohristan

You said it right and do you know who is gov of Bohristan-=--- KOTHARI GOONS as Syedna is father and founder of Nation
since giving Jaan and Maal is the national Mission of Bohristan

V.D. has closed his eyes to the pot bellied, free flowing beady eyed animals in kothars cage . They are let out to snap and bite at the mumineen to satisfy their hunger for money.

stranger wrote:National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?

National Favourite Question : Ketla Lakhaavo Cho ?

humanbeing wrote:

stranger wrote:National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?

National Favourite Question : Ketla Lakhaavo Cho ?

Hahahah
National Request : Saglaa mumeen Faakhir ma faakhir Najwa Arz kare.

Fort Knoxx : Saifee Mahal.
National Monument : Raudat Tahera.
Friendly Neighbouring Leaders : Narendra Modi, L.K.Advani, Bal Thackerey.
National Sport : Hunting.


National Slogan : Hamein je kahiye te karo, hamein je kariye aae na karo.

ghulam muhammed wrote:Fort Knoxx : Saifee Mahal.
National Monument : Raudat Tahera.
Friendly Neighbouring Leaders : Narendra Modi, L.K.Advani, Bal Thackerey.
National Sport : Hunting.


National Slogan : Hamein je kahiye te karo, hamein je kariye aae na karo.

Village Idiot: GM

National gesture: Folded hands.
National facial expression: Rova jivu mooh

national pleasure - to kick hard on the proggies butt

National Shame-----POVERTY IN BOHRAS
National pastime------Ziyafaats-Kadamboosi-Pagla--Darees and more Darees

National Condition - Humiliation (look at the women in the picture above. You can see one woman forcing the hands of her child to fold. Shame on these ignorant fools.)

profastian wrote:Village Idiot: GM

Padha Likha Jaahil : Profastian.