Dawoodi Bohra Forum

dawedaar wrote:Why are these guys wasting their youth days in all this nonsense. Why don't they invest their time in more constructive activities and endeavors. No doubt India is such a backward country where people from all religion are involved in all such insignificant things.

ghulam muhammed wrote:Forwarded as Received :

Aa sagla bhaiyo Udhna thi Raudat Tahera chaalta hua nikla chhe, Khuda yaari aape.

mostly these guys are tenth or max twelfth grade educated and their highest goal in life is to get 800 dirham job in some hardware shop of Dubai or Kuwait.

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Forwarded as received :

Ek muminbhai janab se... "Maari maa nu chehlum che, fateha nu jaman karva nu che, Mola ma arzi kari koi madad mali sakti hoi to maaru kaam karaavi aapo"..

Janab gussa ma..... "Tamaru dimaag kharab thai gayu che su....? Tamari gunjaish na hoi to kem karo cho.... ?

Mumin bhai...... "Janab sahib, ej vaat aap vaha bhi samjhao na, hamara thi warsi na lifaafa kem maangi rahya cho... ? Hamara paase thi urus na unit na paisa ane ghilaf na paisa kem maango chho ?"

Janab ab tak behosh hai....

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Mola Burhanuddin's 1st death anniversary is coming...

How many of you are going to pay tributes to the 18 people who died in stampede ???

Lets pray for their souls and their family's wellbeing.

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SANTA versus MAULA -(MOOLAH). Decide for yourself the better one.

SANTA makes us laugh.
MAULA makes us cry.

SANTA is playful and cheerful
MAULA plays with our emotions and feelings.

SANTA Gives gifts
MAULA takes gifts

SANTA is very old yet alone manages to reach out to all of us.
MAULA is with a team of Haramzadaas yet is never able to reach out to us.

SANTA lives in heaven and come to earth to meet us.
MAULA lives on earth yet promises heaven dreams

SANTA spreads love
MAULA spreads hate and fear

SANTA has no expectations
MAULA only expects things from us.

SANTA is poor yet manages some or the other gifts for us.
MAULA is rich beyond means yet has nothing to gift us.

SANTA Jingle bells Gata hai.
MAULA apni Bajaata hai.

SANTA never gets us in a mess
MAULA has made our lives a mess Hell).

SANTA is not real and is an imaginary person. Yet we feel connected.
MAULA is real yet he is so disconnected from the real us.

SANTA is there for poor and rich and goes to each one of our house
MAULA only goes to rich people's houses.

SANTA stays in jungle yet never kills any innocent animals
MAULA when goes to jungle kills HATHi, birds and all wild animals for fun .

SANTA dusro ko bhi upna Samajtha hai.
MAULA apno ko bhi paraya kar deta hai.

SANTA Hamara Nahin hai Phir bhi humko apna Samajtha hai.
MAULA Hamara hai Phir bhi humko upna Nahin samajtha hai.

Phir bhi in abdes/amtes vocabulary - MAULA Zindabad. (Should be Maula MURDABAD)!

OH! thanks GM bhai for bringing Santa, It reminds me my promise of gifting my child from Santa Claus

Thanks...

fustrate_Bohra wrote:OH! thanks GM bhai for bringing Santa, It reminds me my promise of gifting my child

from Santa Claus

Thanks...

Did you mean Santa Clause or Sahab E Dawat oh SED takes gift Santa gives gift both of them are the creation of human beings too

M@la nu farman aayu chhe k koi pan pk movie joi nahi.
aa movie joine mumin ane mumenat din thi dur jay che.
plz forword to all.

next_generation2014 wrote:M@la nu farman aayu chhe k koi pan pk movie joi nahi.
aa movie joine mumin ane mumenat din thi dur jay che.
plz forword to all.

Little correction
AA MOVIE JOINE MUMIN ANE MUMNAT DAWAAT NI CHARSHO BISI THI DUR JAY CHE

SBM wrote:

fustrate_Bohra wrote:OH! thanks GM bhai for bringing Santa, It reminds me my promise of gifting my child Thanks...

Did you mean Santa Clause or Sahab E Dawat oh SED takes gift Santa gives gift both of them are the creation of human beings too

Santa Clause is INDEED Sahab-e-Dawat in REAL sense ................ these Muffadali goons/collectors/agents should be referred as SEA .............. Sahab-e-Adawat ........ Adawat, meaning Animosity... they COME to our houses to SHOW us how much they HATE us ................ that they can even forcibly come to our house, be complete arrogant and TAKE money..!!

SBM wrote:

next_generation2014 wrote:M@la nu farman aayu chhe k koi pan pk movie joi nahi.
aa movie joine mumin ane mumenat din thi dur jay che.
plz forword to all.

Little correction
AA MOVIE JOINE MUMIN ANE MUMNAT DAWAAT NI CHARSHO BISI THI DUR JAY CHE

In fact Muffat-Dal should LOUDLY say this during MB Urs Celebrations .............. well one could say why did you say 'louldy' ......... is he not loud enough every time he opens his mouth??!!