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Which side of the bridge are you on?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:20 am
by kseeker
Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?"
He said, "A Muslim."
I said, "Me, too! Shia or Sunni?"
He said, "Shia."
I said, "Me, too! Ismaili or Musa Kazimi?"
He said, "Ismaili."
I said, "Me, too! Mustali or Nizaari?"
He said, "Mustali."
I said, "Me, too! Bohra or Hafizi?"
He said, "Bohra." I said, "Me, too! Your 53rd is Mufaddal Saifuddin or Khuzaima Qutbuddin?"
He said, " Khuzaima Qutbuddin."
I said, "Die, kaafir!" and I pushed him over...

PS: I am not an abde ...

Re: Which side of the bridge are you on?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:33 am
by MusaKarimji
Very Funny, I made it visual lol

Re: Which side of the bridge are you on?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:32 am
by kseeker
LOL...
the image does not portray an accurate picture, bro.
This image is of well built men jumping off a bridge... you should chose one of men with big beards and even bigger bellies!

Re: Which side of the bridge are you on?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:10 pm
by anajmi
But without clothes cause mufaddal is going to take them off before throwing you off.

Re: Which side of the bridge are you on?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:38 pm
by JC
Hey WHO will come to save me in my grave? Burhanuddin? since I have lived in his times? or Muffadal or Khozema as I am living in their times too?? Now if Burhanuddin comes I will be really confused as to recite LANAT on whom?? and yeah, LANAT is a must in DAWAT ...........

Re: Which side of the bridge are you on?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:16 pm
by MusaKarimji
JC wrote:Hey WHO will come to save me in my grave? Burhanuddin? since I have lived in his times? or Muffadal or Khozema as I am living in their times too?? Now if Burhanuddin comes I will be really confused as to recite LANAT on whom?? and yeah, LANAT is a must in DAWAT ...........
if you dont do tawba and leave gayish activity and leave promoting this unnatural act, I am affraid no one will come to save you. :|