Which side of the bridge are you on?
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:20 am
Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?"
He said, "A Muslim."
I said, "Me, too! Shia or Sunni?"
He said, "Shia."
I said, "Me, too! Ismaili or Musa Kazimi?"
He said, "Ismaili."
I said, "Me, too! Mustali or Nizaari?"
He said, "Mustali."
I said, "Me, too! Bohra or Hafizi?"
He said, "Bohra." I said, "Me, too! Your 53rd is Mufaddal Saifuddin or Khuzaima Qutbuddin?"
He said, " Khuzaima Qutbuddin."
I said, "Die, kaafir!" and I pushed him over...
PS: I am not an abde ...
I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?"
He said, "A Muslim."
I said, "Me, too! Shia or Sunni?"
He said, "Shia."
I said, "Me, too! Ismaili or Musa Kazimi?"
He said, "Ismaili."
I said, "Me, too! Mustali or Nizaari?"
He said, "Mustali."
I said, "Me, too! Bohra or Hafizi?"
He said, "Bohra." I said, "Me, too! Your 53rd is Mufaddal Saifuddin or Khuzaima Qutbuddin?"
He said, " Khuzaima Qutbuddin."
I said, "Die, kaafir!" and I pushed him over...
PS: I am not an abde ...