Death Blow for Nizaria

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From our Religion Correspondent<p>Millions of followers of the Aga Khan are waking up to the news that they have been declared non-Muslims. Muslim First and Anajmi, the champions of Wahhabism, have once and forever put an end to the myth that Nizari Ismailis (as the followers of the Aga Khan prefer to be called) are a sect of Islam.<p>This is a remarkable coup for the Wahhabis. 14 centuries of antagonism and millions of Petro-Dollars had failed to oust the Ismailis from the Muslim ummah (brotherhood). Surely now the ummah will treat the Wahhabis with respect? Amongst Islamic academia Wahhabism has been treated with contempt and the term wahhabi has taken on derogatory connotations. The Russian media, for example, use it as a term of abuse for Muslim activists in Central Asia and the Caucasus, as well as in Russia itself - rather as the Western media use the vague and derogatory term ''Islamic fundamentalism''. Wahhabism was founded by Mohammed Ibn Abdul Wahhab Najdi who rebelled against the Akida of Ahle Sunna Wa Jama'a and established his own Wahhabi School of thought. He took as his mentor Ibn Taimiyya (b1263/d1328), who also had rebelled against the Akida of Ahle Sunna Wa Jama'a and established his own school of thought. Mohammed Ibn Abdul Wahhab Najdi is rumoured to have been supported by the British Government who were looking for rebellious people to destroy the Islamic Caliphate from within. Najdi was despised by his father and brother, Sheikh Suleman, who refuted Wahhabism in his book 'As-sawa'iq al-ilahiyya fi'r-raddi'ala 'i- Wahahabiya'. The faith that drives Osama bin Laden and his followers was instrumental in creating the Saudi monarchy, and if sufficiently alienated, could tear it down.<p>So where do the Ismailis go from here? A very distraught Nizari says “This is surely an earth-shattering, life-threatening development. Can you imagine? No more non-Nizaris at our schools, our dispensaries etc! They cannot do this to us; the West cannot just stand and watch. We need help. We must not be allowed to be human and intelligent. We demand to be cast back to the 7th Century. Your newspaper must help us PLEASE”. I felt sorry for him.<p>And Muslim First and Anajmi? Well they are already planning their next project. They have been campaigning for pigs to be given special landing rights at all airports and for Islamic governments to ban electronic communications as there is no mention of this in their holy scriptures. I am sure our readers wills will join me in wishing them luck. Dream on boys; dream on (before the infidels find a way of inserting brains in adult bodies)<br>

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Exmuslim? Another nefarious nom de plume of an Aga Khani.

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Please tell your religion correspondent that Ismailis were always non-muslims. The fact that it was not acknowledged publicly is because their Hazar Imam is such a liar and a hypocrite. If he were to publicly acknowledge true ismaili beliefs he and his pet ismailis would have been ousted from Islam a long time ago.

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And who does the "ousting"? Is there some secret committee that is too scared to advertise its existence? <p>Or, perish the thought, are you deluding yourself that Allah (SWT) somehow has appointed you and Muslim First His monitors on earth?

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Allah does not need me or Muslim First. Look at the way he has altered the Ismaili thought process. That is an ouster in itself. No Haj, No Namaz, No Roza. If this is not an ouster, what is??

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On the one hand you credit Allah (SWT)with altering the Ismaili thought process and on the other you blame HI! Trying to balance 21st Century with the 7th confuses (feeble) minds no end.

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<br>ExMuslim<p>You can tell religion Correspondent the following 'Duck' rule<p>To be called 'Duck' you have to quack like duck and walk like a duck.<p>To be Muslim You need Shahada plus perform Namaaz, Hujj (if possible) and Roza's.<p>I believe Aga Khani do not do Namaaz, Roza and Hujj so they are not Muslim 'Duck'<p>Kapish.<p>

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And who is Roza? Or do you mean rozas? Like your description of non-Nizaris as Muslim Ducks. I am sure someone else will tell you why it is such an apt description for the wahhabis

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Thanks God! Now, I do not have to be COMPARED to muslims the likes of sewer-dwellers: MF, Qiyam and even that 10year old midget - anajmi. <p>regards,<br>ex-muslim hafeez!

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Hafeez,<p>Do you like roast ducks? None better than those roasted in the Hell-Fire!<p>ExMuslim

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Char-broiled DUCK sounds nice!

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Eating ducks are haraam. not that it would matter to aga khanis.

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Eating ducks is haraam. Not that it would matter to aga khanis

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Porus, can you quote a verse from the Holy Qu'ran stating that duck is haraam, or is it in fabricated hadith or Sunnah?

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Only the Muslim Ducks.

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Ducks are ABOVE TIME & SPACE. Ask the "resident Ducks" !

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Asanja mola is above time and space too. Now ducks must go there. That is how mola is eternal, with ducks.<p>Better prep is "beyond". 'Beyond time and space' is an esoteric realm of timeless now. Asnaja mola resides there and makes us live the illusion of being in time and space so we can break free of illusion through his deedar.<p>Mola keeps those who do not acknowledge him 'above time and space', which is actually 'below time and space', in the nether regions of non-nizari illusion of unspeakable hell.

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And, thus speaketh one of the DUCKS.<p>Those who are in Hell in this world ( char broiled) ARE better off not advsising others about the here-after unless EGO also transcends time & space.

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That is a Nizari view. Ego cannot transcend time and space. It is first annihilated.<p>For deedar to succeed to transport you to duck-land, ego must be maintained intact so that it can be used as a passport of authenticity of love of mola (a nizari safai chitthi). Nizari heaven is full of egotists, the best kind, the true lovers of asanja mola.

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Better yet - go and ANNIHILATE yourself!

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And when the army of the infidels arrives who will be the sitting ducks? Quack! Quack! Oik! Oik! <p>Oik Oik? Oh that must the pigs taking off for wahabiland<br>

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Hello malaich,<p>What is this malarkey about ducks man. And who this guy Wahab and where is his land? You all are still smoking camel dung are you. Get real<p>Babu the badshah

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The following is a Quranic description of what the Wahhabis try to do to Islam and Imamat:<p>Fain would they put out the Light of Allah with their mouths, but Allah will not allow save that He shall perfect His Light, however much the disbelievers are averse. <p>It is He who hath sent His messenger with the guidance and the Religion of Truth, that He may cause it to prevail over all religion, however much the idolaters may be averse.<p> HOLY QURAN 9:32-33<br>

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Baburao pahelwan,<p>Wahab is the original duck. He was an angel who refused to bow to Imam and was kicked out of Nizari jannat. During his fall he stole the real knowledge and hid it inside his egg. But Imam made sure that the knowledge inside the egg stagnated with the age of the duck while the true knowledge continually varied in accordance with the illusion of time that Mola created.<p>So all those who came under the snare of Wahab, the 1 billion people calling themselves Muslims, think their is a true knowledge which is in the egg.<p>But Imam knows better and his is the truest knowledge, the one that varies all the time making our world a wonder of different knowledge for different times. Those who recognize that true essence of knowledge varies all the time are the real ducks. They will go to heaven.

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Welcome to the show brother Nizari! And where is Asif Khan? Surely he is not going to miss out on Muslim First and Anajmi fleeing the shooting range?

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Porus,<p>I billion wahabis? And the population of the world according to wahabis - 50 billion, 80 billion or 100 billion? All the received knowledge is that the wahabis are a minority sect of Islam located mainly in Saudi Arabia and within it's sphere of influence. I guess with no modern contraceptives (after all that was unheard of in the 7th century) they are probably breeding like the sewer animal they are most closely associated with!

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ExMuslim,<p>According to us, the devoted followers of HI, the Aga Khan, those calling themselves Muslims but who do not follow the HI are all wahabis.<p>That is a refrain from all Nizaris on these boards. And a truer word was never spoken.

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porus,<br>You have run dry! Time to clam up!

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Man, HI shit sure smells bad. ExMuslim - Your name says it all. <p>For the other pretense of humans, a candle flickers a lot before it goes bust. I guess the time for Ismailis to go bust is near.<p>And I leave it up to you to choose, whether Allah brought it upon you or your HI did. Of course I do not expect you to understand how it all works.<p>And do not worry I am not fleeing anywhere. All we are doing over here is slandering one another and remember, according to Beavis, we are the best of slanderers. So take your pants down and get ready for some real Muslim Duck (a spelling mistake, if you know what I mean!!!)

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Anajmi,<p>Allways thinking of breeding more wahabis eh?<p>Quack like a duck, f*** like a duck, but it ain't Donald, It is a wahabi!<p>Quack! Quack!