Bohra SMS Duniya

[Sufi monk]

Cant Stop Laughing after read this on Whats app..........

Moula ye karam ane ahsaan farmaavi ne burhaani guard ne iraq ( karbala) jung ma jaava ni raza farmaavi che momeneen se ltemaaz che ki burhaani guard na liye dua kare ki jis tarah wo moula na prograamo ma bahaduri,dileri ane shujaat momeneen na saathe dilkhaawe che ewe rite iraaq ma bhi jung ma dikhawse ane koi member jung ma saheed thaase to moula ahni jannat na zaamin che.

if burhani guard will really take part in Iraq war, I will personally go and salute their leader, but will this happen?

[zinger]

Maddy, suggest you share this with some of the members on the board, namely GM bhai and SBM bhai who accused us of being uncaring and all

They blame us for not doing anything, you laugh at us for doing something

Damned if we do, Damned if we dont eh!

Just goes to show you guys need a reason, any reason will do, to ridicule the Dawoodi Bohra community

[Sufi monk]

Maddy, suggest you share this with some of the members on the board, namely GM bhai and SBM bhai who accused us of being uncaring and all

They blame us for not doing anything, you laugh at us for doing something

Damned if we do, Damned if we dont eh!

Just goes to show you guys need a reason, any reason will do, to ridicule the Dawoodi Bohra community

its a joke Mr Zinger dont get so excited, burhani guard will wet their pants if they will ever get such orders from muffy

burhaani guard are just good to beat innocent and old man like Ali asger engineer or to attack Mazoon sahab or any one who speaks truth, other wise they have no chance in real world.

[ghulam muhammed]

GM bhai, with all due respect to you, your post is full of malicious mischief and intent.

Bro zinger,

I have to again remind you that this thread is "Bohri SMS Duniya" and the contents posted here are not my individual posts and as such you please direct your ire towards the contents of these messages rather then individuals like me.

[bohra_manus]

What's App message as Rec'd :

Yazidiyat phir se Sar utha rahi hai.
Aao Husain (a.s) apko phir Karbala bula rahi hai.
Mumin bhai in karbala

[Qureshi]

What's App message as Rec'd :

Yazidiyat phir se Sar utha rahi hai.
Aao Husain (a.s) apko phir Karbala bula rahi hai.
Mumin bhai in karbala

karbala.jpg

dont tell me he is going to fight ISIL in saya kurta

[SBM]

What's App message as Rec'd :

Yazidiyat phir se Sar utha rahi hai.
Aao Husain (a.s) apko phir Karbala bula rahi hai.
Mumin bhai in karbala

karbala.jpg

According to Zinger, Abdes are peaceful people, JAMAAN PASAND AMMAN PASAND except for killing Elephants, tigers and Bezuban Animals and oh yes
making Bakras out of Abdes l
BTW is this Gun real and is it loaded or just a photo op like his masters in Saify Mahal

[fustrate_Bohra]

Maddy, suggest you share this with some of the members on the board, namely GM bhai and SBM bhai who accused us of being uncaring and all

They blame us for not doing anything, you laugh at us for doing something

Damned if we do, Damned if we dont eh!

Just goes to show you guys need a reason, any reason will do, to ridicule the Dawoodi Bohra community

zinger bhai this was just a joke, do you really think that BURHANI GUARDS have guts to face ISIS? this FAT people dont even have guts to fight with normal non bohra people.

Am damn sure if accidently they have read this Whatsapp msg they might have got high fever thinking what if our master really order to do so?

[SBM]

Donot blame poor Zinger for not differentiating between joke-sarcasm and reality because all this life he has been living in this illusion of going to Jannat with Syedna holding his hands.\
Defending Kothari Goons can some times do fry your brain and you have to expect that from die hard defenders like Zinger

[Rebel]

What's App message as Rec'd :

Yazidiyat phir se Sar utha rahi hai.
Aao Husain (a.s) apko phir Karbala bula rahi hai.
Mumin bhai in karbala

karbala.jpg

Do we have any mullahs and Bhaisahibs fighting to protect the Holy Shrines? or the picture is only a showcase, Being a Bohra and living with the community all my life I understand most of the Bohras are cowards by nature. In the event of an attack on Najaf and Karbala, our community will be first to flee to safe places instead of standing up to fight the ISIL.

[fustrate_Bohra]

सलाम वालेकुम भाई बहनों,
जैसा के आप सब जानते है
के शिया कौम की आबादी से
मशहूर इराक की सरज़मी
पिछले कुछ दिनों से सुन्नी वहाबी
आतंकवादियों की चपेट में है
वहा लोगो को घरो में घुस घुस
के उनके परिवार के साथ सिर्फ इसलिए
जान से मारा जा रहा है क्यूंकि वोह
शिया कौम से तालुक रखते है
हालात इतने खराब है के इन
आतंकवादियों
ने इराक के कई शहरो पर कब्ज़ा कर
लिया है
और वहा शियों को अभी भी जान से
मार रहे है
ये आतंकवादी पहले ही एलान कर चुके है
की उनका निशाना इमाम हुसैन अ.स
का रौज़ा है
आप हालात का अंदाज़ा इन बातो
से लगा सकते
है की परसों ये आतंकवादी इमाम के रौज़े
से सिर्फ 7
किलोमीटर दूर तक पहुँच गए थे और वहां
बमबारी
कर रहे थे ,और उससे एक दिन पहल
े शहर सामरा
जहा आपके 11 वे इमाम का रौज़ा है,
उसको
निशाना बनाने पहुंचे थे के वहा के आर्मी
ने उन्हें
वासिल ए जहन्नुम किया
हमारे और आपके तमाम अयातुल्ला ने
वहा के लिए फतवा
दे दिया है के हथियार उठा कर वहा के
शिया इनका
मुकाबला करे
इराक के प्रधान मंत्री शिया है और वहा की
आर्मी में सुन्नी
है जिन्होंने पहले ही हथियार ड़ाल
दिए है और जंग
से इनकार कर दिया है, अब वहां शिया
अकेले पद गए है
ऐसे में तमाम शिया मौलाना और नौजवानों
ने
आर्मी ज्वाइन करली है और हथियार उठा
लिए है
आप सब से गुज़ारिश है के इराक के अपने
शिया भाई
बहनों के लिय आज सलामती की दुआ करे और
इन दहशतगर्दो
के लिए ऐसी बद दुआ करे के यह जल्द
से जल्द
निस्तोनाबूद हो जाये । इलाहिआमीन ।
इस पोस्ट का ज्यादा से ज्यादा शेयर
करिए ताकि
बाकि शिया भाई बहनों को इस बारे में
ज्यादा से ज्यादा जानकारी मिले और
वोह भी इस
राह ए हक में इराक के लिए दुआ कर सके ।
शुक्रिया ।

सौजन्य से : शिया सेना,
लखनऊ

source: whatsapp

[Rebel]

Now whose going to translate this so I can understand the message?

[fustrate_Bohra]

In short the message is an appeal by shiah ulema frm Lucknow, India to all the followers of Imam Hussain a.s. to pray for the well being of our shiah brothers and sisters and to curse on ISIL.

[bohra_manus]

Another surprise message received via whatsapp:
(don't know the origin of the message, it is a forward to me from a friend)

Moula ye karam ane ahsaan farmaavi ne burhaani guard ne iraq ( karbala) jung ma jaava ni raza farmaavi che momeneen se ltemaaz che ki burhaani guard na liye dua kare ki jis tarah wo moula na prograamo ma bahaduri,dileri ane shujaat momeneen na saathe dilkhaawe che ewe rite iraaq ma bhi jung ma dikhawse ane koi member jung ma saheed thaase to moula ahni jannat na zaamin che.

[Rebel]

That is certainly good. I am sure prayers would help to ward off the ISIL. ISIL are moving very swiftly, buchtering innocent Shiahs in many parts of Iraq. We need young Bohra fighters to fight against the ISIL.

[ghulam muhammed]

We need young Bohra fighters to fight against the ISIL

First let them develop guts to fight the evil Kothar then we can think of ISIL.

[ghulam muhammed]

[wise_guy]

yaaron apni jawani kaum na naam kari jaao.... arey wona si pehla sabil aney wajebaat toh bhari jaao !

Cant Stop Laughing after read this on Whats app..........

Moula ye karam ane ahsaan farmaavi ne burhaani guard ne iraq ( karbala) jung ma jaava ni raza farmaavi che momeneen se ltemaaz che ki burhaani guard na liye dua kare ki jis tarah wo moula na prograamo ma bahaduri,dileri ane shujaat momeneen na saathe dilkhaawe che ewe rite iraaq ma bhi jung ma dikhawse ane koi member jung ma saheed thaase to moula ahni jannat na zaamin che.

[Fateh]

Tereriest of Iraq have tamaru shu thase?Hamara maula e tena lashkar (Burhani guard ) ne jung ni raza aapi dhi chhe,have to Iraq ne boharistan thava ma shu vaar chhe?Have inshaallah jem modi e india ser kidhu chhe em apana maula iraq ser kari ne Bohara country banavi deshe.Saghala momeen kamse kam 52000/-na ek unit likhave jesi jung ma jaldi si jaldi fateh mile ne apana maula boharistan (old name Iraq)na prime minister bani jay.Ammeen.

[true_bohra]

Making jokes and sarcasm on Dai is easy for you.

Why blame zinger bhai all this ....what is your Central Board doing in this regard....

[fustrate_Bohra]

Making jokes and sarcasm on Dai is easy for you.

Why blame zinger bhai all this ....what is your Central Board doing in this regard....

bhai tb, nobdy is blaming zinger bhai, its just that we r making him realize that this is just a joke n nothing more than that, so please dont take it seriously.

As far as Central board is concern they had already shown guts by starting ziarat tour against this mini ISIL(kothar).

[true_bohra]

By bringing down the whole argument from Iraq to Ziarat tour is naive act.

If the central board can act so courageously then why not issuing something for Iraq tragedy. Its people blame Dai and Kothar for non action then why are they so silent on this issue.

If Mockery is done for Burhani Guards then why not Zehra Cyclewala out in Iraq for some dharna against the militants.

[SBM]

Making jokes and sarcasm on Dai is easy for you.

Why blame zinger bhai all this ....what is your Central Board doing in this regard....

True Bohra
Before asking others what they are doing, show what your Masters in Saify Mahal and other place have done?
You and your fellow Abdes have always said that Progressives are very miniscule and they can not make any difference so why are you now all of sudden asking Central Board which is a very miniscule group to do something while your Masters have billions and billion and a standing army of Abdes Burhani Guards.
I wonder if Raudat Tahera gets attacked tomorrow what the occupants of Saify Mahal would do make excuses or ask these Abdes to NICHAWAR THEIR JAAN to protect a temple of worship.

[chocoman]

सलाम वालेकुम भाई बहनों,
जैसा के आप सब जानते है
के शिया कौम की आबादी से
मशहूर इराक की सरज़मी
पिछले कुछ दिनों से सुन्नी वहाबी
आतंकवादियों की चपेट में है
वहा लोगो को घरो में घुस घुस
के उनके परिवार के साथ सिर्फ इसलिए
जान से मारा जा रहा है क्यूंकि वोह
शिया कौम से तालुक रखते है
हालात इतने खराब है के इन
आतंकवादियों
ने इराक के कई शहरो पर कब्ज़ा कर
लिया है
और वहा शियों को अभी भी जान से
मार रहे है
ये आतंकवादी पहले ही एलान कर चुके है
की उनका निशाना इमाम हुसैन अ.स
का रौज़ा है
आप हालात का अंदाज़ा इन बातो
से लगा सकते
है की परसों ये आतंकवादी इमाम के रौज़े
से सिर्फ 7
किलोमीटर दूर तक पहुँच गए थे और वहां
बमबारी
कर रहे थे ,और उससे एक दिन पहल
े शहर सामरा
जहा आपके 11 वे इमाम का रौज़ा है,
उसको
निशाना बनाने पहुंचे थे के वहा के आर्मी
ने उन्हें
वासिल ए जहन्नुम किया
हमारे और आपके तमाम अयातुल्ला ने
वहा के लिए फतवा
दे दिया है के हथियार उठा कर वहा के
शिया इनका
मुकाबला करे
इराक के प्रधान मंत्री शिया है और वहा की
आर्मी में सुन्नी
है जिन्होंने पहले ही हथियार ड़ाल
दिए है और जंग
से इनकार कर दिया है, अब वहां शिया
अकेले पद गए है
ऐसे में तमाम शिया मौलाना और नौजवानों
ने
आर्मी ज्वाइन करली है और हथियार उठा
लिए है
आप सब से गुज़ारिश है के इराक के अपने
शिया भाई
बहनों के लिय आज सलामती की दुआ करे और
इन दहशतगर्दो
के लिए ऐसी बद दुआ करे के यह जल्द
से जल्द
निस्तोनाबूद हो जाये । इलाहिआमीन ।
इस पोस्ट का ज्यादा से ज्यादा शेयर
करिए ताकि
बाकि शिया भाई बहनों को इस बारे में
ज्यादा से ज्यादा जानकारी मिले और
वोह भी इस
राह ए हक में इराक के लिए दुआ कर सके ।
शुक्रिया ।

सौजन्य से : शिया सेना,
लखनऊ
source: whatsapp

Please translate this to english

[Akhtiar Wahid]

Kehtey hain sahee Shiate Ali hain Hum
Mataam karte hain lekin nahee hain koi Gum

Aaj kya sitam aaya hain iraq ke Nenawa mein
hum Shiate Ali dekh rahey hain afsos mein

Manzar Woh Hussain (AS) ka kya samajh paogey
Jab Khud Zamaney ke Yazeed ko sartaj banaogey

Mazloom Hussain (AS) or Sher-e-Khuda Ali (AS) ki baat toh karte ho
lekin Iss Mushkil waqat pe Jihad se dartey ho

Mataam har waqt jiska karte ho, aaj uski zameen pe zulm o sitam ho rahey hain
Imam Hussain (AS) ke Zawar, dekho kis tarah zulm seh rahey hain

[fustrate_Bohra]

Aqa Maula TUS presented with Highest Civilian Honor "Grand Crois + Order National" of Madagascar
Pls forward to everyone. As per instructions received.

source: whatsapp

[Akhtiar Wahid]

Hard money of gullible bohras gone down the Madagascar drain!

[Sufi monk]

Aqa Maula TUS presented with Highest Civilian Honor "Grand Crois + Order National" of Madagascar
Pls forward to everyone. As per instructions received.

source: whatsapp

this is so funny, when they get fake honors they ask it to circulate, but when shikaar and beizzati was at the corner they asked to stop forwarding any thing.

Madagascar is one of the poorest and corrupt place in Africa, obviously they will give any honor if you pay money to them

[Rebel]

We need young Bohra fighters to fight against the ISIL

First let them develop guts to fight the evil Kothar then we can think of ISIL.

They do not have guts to stand against kothar let alone ISIL. They can can only show there bravery by beating their chests in frenzy in front of bhaisahibs and ensuring that Amils are watching them so they are in their good books and women are watching them as well so they are talk of the town.

[Rebel]

Another surprise message received via whatsapp:
(don't know the origin of the message, it is a forward to me from a friend)

Moula ye karam ane ahsaan farmaavi ne burhaani guard ne iraq ( karbala) jung ma jaava ni raza farmaavi che momeneen se ltemaaz che ki burhaani guard na liye dua kare ki jis tarah wo moula na prograamo ma bahaduri,dileri ane shujaat momeneen na saathe dilkhaawe che ewe rite iraaq ma bhi jung ma dikhawse ane koi member jung ma saheed thaase to moula ahni jannat na zaamin che.

Lol...the only bahduri burhani guards ever show is to brush aside mumineen who come for deedar of the criminal Dai. The dileri they ever show is to hit men and women and try to touch women folks as much as possible on the pretext of moving them aside to give way for the spiritual head to move forward.