Dawoodi Bohra Forum

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:55 am**

SO! nothing new, they are going to bribe and get over with it
take a chill pill relax!

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:23 am**

canadian wrote:^
MMH ben:
Long ago in the fifties there was a movie song (if my memory serves right the film was “saiyan”) which said some thing like “When you die and go to your grave, God will ask you: ‘I gave you such beauty- why did you hide it behind a burqa?’"
Sorry, unlike others (AZ, GM, Mkenya, et al), my Urdu/Hindi language skills are poor; but the gist of the song was: beauty is to be appreciated and not to be hidden from people. I consider burqa or rida to be an abomination imposed by dirty old powerful men upon women to subjugate them.

I don't know the song you are talking about Canadian..I am not too good at interpretation either..

I would not use strong words 'abomination' and 'imposed' because I wear the rida out of my own free will. I feel confident about my identity and I feel safe when I wear a rida. And let me tell you, I for one, never ever wore a rida years back. So, I have not been subjugated to wear this garment by parents or in laws. Maybe, I have just learnt that it can be trendy and can be considered stylish if worn correctly and importantly, the garment by default demands a certain respect, people in this part of the world know I belong to a respectable, prosperous community.

My personal take on God given beauty....your own beauty is for you to realize and appreciate...it should not exposed so that it is subjugated to leering eyes of just about anyone!!! God is not so vain to ask you such questions

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:02 am**

Nafisa wrote:Heard Income Tax Department has raided Saifee Mahal early morning today.
Please confirm with your available sources.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:14 am**

nothing so far from my side.. Could be a rumor.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:39 am**

mufaddal and his team are idiots when it comes to deendari, but they are masters when it comes to duniya dari, I dont think even a penny in saifi mahal is uncounted and it is kept as a black money, I am sure they have converted all ill gotten wealth perfectly legal, so it is useless to wait for a income tax raid on saifi mahal, no governments can actually touch them, because they operate in the name of religion.

only thing which can close muffy business is awareness among people and education about islam.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:20 am**

Nafisa wrote:Heard Income Tax Department has raided Saifee Mahal early morning today.
Please confirm with your available sources.

Very slim chance of that happening. Should be a rumor. Unless off course KQ is clean himself & spilled the beans about others.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:50 am**

AgnosticIndian wrote:
Nafisa wrote:Heard Income Tax Department has raided Saifee Mahal early morning today.
Please confirm with your available sources.
Very slim chance of that happening. Should be a rumor. Unless off course KQ is clean himself & spilled the beans about others.

First of all this is a rumour...so lets get our facts right. And if the beans have been spilled...its not necessary that KQ is responsible to give out information.

If any of the wrong doings of the kothar come out in the open nowadays, its KQ who is immediately blamed.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:10 pm**

Just got what's app msg One billion rupees caught in Saifee Mahal raided by income Tex. I don't know is it right or wrong news.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:21 pm**

summer123 wrote:Just got what's app msg One billion rupees caught in Saifee Mahal raided by income Tex. I don't know is it right or wrong news.

this is tirupati mandir pic and not saifi mahal.

and no it wasnt raid on temple but they get all this huge money every day from devotees.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:25 pm**

AmmarHussaini wrote:
summer123 wrote:Just got what's app msg One billion rupees caught in Saifee Mahal raided by income Tex. I don't know is it right or wrong news.
this is tirupati mandir pic and not saifi mahal.

and no it wasnt raid on temple but they get all this huge money every day from devotees.

thanx bhai

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:41 pm**

Jamare che Moula Mohabbat ni Roti
Che ilm si bharpur hikmat ni Roti

Ajab shan si hamne mawaid karine
khub jamadi hakikat ni Roti

Jamade che chavi chavine hamne
Moula Muffadal ye ulfat ni Roti

Amal sehel nathi banavu Roti
baneche kamai ne mehnat ni Roti

Su samjhe kader aa Rotini nadan
k bakhshi che Moulaye izzat ni Roti

Che aapno ejaz Faizul Mawaid
Mile jema hamne Nehmat ni Roti

Hamara che razzak Moula Muffadal
je hamne jamade che jannat ni Roti

Raho baaki Saiful Huda aa jahan ma
jaha lag che baaki aa khilkat ni Roti.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:27 pm**

Wah wah Ghulam Bhai, i can not, no one can match your wisdom and dedication. Yes ghani shaan na Mola has not fergotten the other end. So please do not flush away this message and just see where the mola's Roti end up
Tasleemat Janab Saheb,

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Dua ni Iltemaas during 30 mi raat.
Aakir ma Khuda taala, Aali Qadr Moula tus ni umar sharif ne taroz-e-qayamat daraaz ane daraaz karjo.. Ameen !

Wassalam,

Abde Syedna TUS
Salman Tayyab Bagat

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:29 pm**

Puchho puccho are Moino tamane Mola hath pakrine kahan lay jasay? Eastern style or Western style?

Posted: **Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:40 am**

Dawoodi Bohra Sports Club is launching a cricket tournament... KPL (Kothar Premier League)

Teams:

1. Darees Devils

2. Topi Tycoons

3. Barakaat Blues
4. Wajebat Knight Looters

5. Saaya Super Slaves

6. Maatam Masters

7. Dhaadi Bush Rangers

8. Deedar Dolphins

9. Ziafat Zens

10. Kadambosi Foot Lickers

11. Burhani Brain Busters

12. Ziarat Zombies

13. Saifee Sizzlers

14. Hakimi Hackers

15. Noorani Naggers

16. Jannat Jokers

17. Sabeel Slammers 18. Majalis Machos

A must for players participating

1. Dhaadi (Beard) atleast 6 inches long
2. Helmets not allowed, Instead Topi with inner protection
3. Purjosh Mataam before and after the match with madeh (ghanu jeevo)
4. Players must carry salaam covers to offer Qasre-aali Umpires for their decision
5. No Cheer learders, instead STD men will sing madeh (Mola mola aaka mola) after fall of wicket or boundaries scored
6. Winning team will get chance of hosting ziafat after the match @ only by20 lacs (Keeping in mind the ongoing recession)
7. Bowler will bowl only after obtaining raza from qasre-aali.

Posted: **Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:33 am**

Maula Mufaddal Saifuddin
(MMS) ni Khushi mutabiq Madresah Abbasiyah Lunavada na farzando ye "MOHABBAT NI ROTI" school ma banawi ane mumeneen na ghare ye "MOHABBAT NI ROTI" lai ne gaya.
Farzando ane mumeneen ghana khush thaya ane MMS na haq ma dua kidi.

Su rakhu che academic ane technical education ma ?

Insaan ne Zindagi ma aakhare joi ye che su ?

Bay Waqt ni roti.
Bus..

MMS nu karam ane ahesan. Warna apna bachchaoni aana karta behetar tarbiyat kaun kari sake ?

Balke em dua kariye ke aawi shan na MMS jewa ..
Bay-Char moula hajee mokli aape...

Posted: **Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:35 am**

=Mumineen must place order directly to Mustafa bhai in Houston.
PLEASE BROADCAST ABOVE MESSAGE TO YOUR BILAAD MUMINEEN URGENTLY .
Dua ni Iltemaas during 30 mi raat.
Aakir ma Khuda taala, Aali Qadr Moula tus ni umar sharif ne taroz-e-qayamat daraaz ane daraaz karjo.. Ameen !

Wassalam,

Abde Syedna TUS
Salman Tayyab Bagat[/color]

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Dua ni iltemaas.
Abde Syedna TUS.
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Posted: **Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:54 pm**

Farmaan from Aali Qadr Maula on how to make Roti:

Wheat flour (gehu no aato) ma 5% soya howu joye, te si next time shopping karti waqat ingredients zarur check kare.

Dough hamesha plastic bowl ma guthwu ya mix karwu joye kemke ye hygenic hoi che ane flour bowl ma stick nai thaatu.

Soft roti bane te vastey tawa par sekti waqat 3 waaraj paltaawe, roti soft banse.

Ane sagla karta important, aa MOHABBAT NI ROTI che to ehne banaawti waqat Wouzu ni kefeyat ma chehra par smile ane mohabbat si banawe. Namazi kapra and chakhri bhi pehne.

When you do something from the heart, it touches the heart.

Mumineen Marado bhi Roti banawta seekhe, for the simple reason, Ehma Aqa Moula tus ni Khushi mubarak che. Marado topi pehne ney roti banaavey to ghanu behter Chey.

Aaje Housewives nu kaam ek alag nazariya si logo dekhe che, ek respect na saathe.
Kem??
Kemke Aqa Moula tus ye sikhaayu che, ROTI KARWU KAI CHOTU KAAM NATHI.
Moula tus nu Ehsaan che. Bairo ney liberate karwa maangey Chey, Aney Aali Qadr Maula bhaio ney bairo naa Haath neechey raakhwaa maangey Chey.
Havey soo? Dushman to dushman Chey. Roti to roti Chey.

Posted: **Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:27 pm**

Five types of bread I usually buy are
1. Afghani bread for sarwa wala sallan like Nihari , Paya and kari chawal.
2. small tortilla for breakfast egg burrito.
3. Large tortilla for lunch/dinner size burrito.
4. San Fran sour dough for sandwiches.
5. Pita for salan/sabzi.

Never felt the need for bohri rottli. Only time I have it is when my wife brings some back from Mithi-shitabbi with gurr in it.

Posted: **Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:40 pm**

canadian: I sent you a PM re the movie you referred to in your post.

Posted: **Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:59 am**

Obsession of SMS with Roti Making is catching new heights; people will be advised to carry few rotis with them when they come for jamans after every majlis, reducing cost of production for jamaats and increased revenue for kothar.
We too shall start giving “mohabbat-ni-rotiyo” as najwa-e-shukran to SMS and amils on our interaction. Maskaa-Laganaa will now have a real meaning !
Let Rotis become a new currency to deal with kothar.

Posted: **Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:20 am**

Is it considered "Khushi of Moula" for Abdes if they make Roti automatically with the Robot? ..see link Below.
Dawoodi-Bohra community pride themselve in using technology to make their lives easier, but in the case of rotimaking there might be a dilema

I know Shz.MS had categorically stated that if "Muminaat Roti nahi banaave to Maa Fatema(SW) ni shafaa't milse ke nahi , malum nathi "
and i am assuming he meant making Roti the traditional way.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/nri/ ... 819313.cms

Posted: **Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:18 pm**

All Abdes should start taking only rotis for Salam during Qadambosi not money or gold or such gifts. If each and everyone continues to do that, I am sure roti will be banned in no time

Posted: **Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:01 pm**

The new trend will be that bohra couples give each other mohabbat ni roti which will usurp flowers and chocolate next Valentine's day.

Posted: **Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:22 pm**

Agnostic bhai, do not tell Abdes to take roti. The century old tradition of taking money is not going to die. After all roti is flat dough. They may just understand only the dough part.

Posted: **Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:38 pm**

New wrote:Agnostic bhai, do not tell Abdes to take roti. The century old tradition of taking money is not going to die. After all roti is flat dough. They may just understand only the dough part.

Here in Canada, how about making Roti of a Townie (2 dollar coin) shape/image? Can 20 such rotis 'satisfy' the lust for fakhir najwa?? (since they only understand 'dough' .... they may throw these back to the person giving ............

)

Posted: **Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:31 pm**

Once up on a Roti

About 3 years ago right after the so called NUSS, Muffy Mola convened a Think Tank of zadas. Mola asked what should be his mission as 53er. One smart alec zada (SAZ) ey hath jora sajdo kidho and jawab apo "apna buzurgoe farmayou che ke dough banawama ghanoo swab and barakat che". Mola a sambhli ne ghana kush thaya and farmayu Amin, tamara moma sonu je Zari na mate lidho loo. Ha pan a dough noo ho soo karish? Eto pachi Sour Dough bani jase. SAZ ye kahyoo are Mola apni bandi o and ghulam o farzand o ane farzandi o roti per roti banawse. Ap pachi ek Roti mate Saify Houston Institute of Technology (no bey adabi, please) kholjo ane Malekul Aster ne Chancellor banawajo. Mola pacha ghana kush thai. SAZ said Mola TUS, Tart Ughrani Saroo karo.

Posted: **Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:53 am**

Forwarded as received :
Gai kaale Masar si kitnak logo Masjid Mansoor al yemen dekhwa ne aaya ,
Ye sagla ye Sk Abdullah bhai jarma (Aamil Saheb ) ne waat karta em kahyu ke tame sagla too Quran nahi parhta ane hamara ma too hufaaz Che ,ane behees emm kedi ke aek shaks hamra ma si Quran parhe Ane aek shaks Tamara ma si. ittefaaq si M hamza qishba waha aaya Sk Abdullah bhai ye ehne parhwanu kahyu ,,Ehni tilawat suna baad ye sgla ma si koi ni himmat na Thai ke tilawat Kari sake ane ,em kahyu ke ehno Muqabaloo nahi thai sake .
Sk Abdullah Bhai ye em zikar kedi ke aa Moulana ni masjid no aek mojezoo Che.

Posted: **Fri Aug 08, 2014 2:33 pm**

Aqa Moula taraf si mumbai na mumineen ne Fakhir Hadiya mokalva ma aaya je na Purchase Packing and Distribution ni khidmat Abeede Syedna TUS Hizbul Iman Trust ne mili
The Gift Box contained following :
Aqa Moula TUS Photo Frame
Tizkar
Khake-e-Shifa
Dua-e-Taqib
Dua-e-Kaamil
Mohti Hafti GamamurRehmat
Tasbeeh
Sujni with Masallah
Chaakri
Khajoor Packet
Bed sheet 2 + Pillow cover
Beechonu -Jazam
Hand Blender
Prestige Cooker
Tapela Set wid lids
White Crockery
Tea Mugs set of 6
Water Glass 6 pcs
Spoons S'S 1 DoZ
Spoons - Ice Cream 1 doz
Fry Pan with Spatula
Steel expandable Vilangri

Posted: **Fri Aug 08, 2014 2:35 pm**

And here is the picture

Posted: **Fri Aug 08, 2014 4:55 pm**

She is Shirin Dulla from Parle Point, Surat....... KBC grand premiere in Surat on 17th August.

When Amitabh bacchan asked this lady...... "Bahenji agar aap yaha se 1 crore rupiya jeet ke jaati ho to aap in rupiyo ka kya karoge ?"....... She took out a to-do list from her rida pocket and said :-

"I will clear all the following list below in advance and live happily throughout my life, but conditions applied. The list is as follows :-

1) Zakat
2) Khums
3) Nazar Muqam
4) Kaffara
5) Minnat
6) Najwa
7) Silat ul Iman
Dai ul Asar Najwa
9) Haqqun Nafs
10) Haj-e-Badal
11) Mawasat
12) Faizul Mawaid
13) Qarz e hasanah
14) Ramzan Niyaz
15) Iftaar Hoob
16) Muharrum Niyaz
17) Dai Duat Niyaz
18) Zikra Thaal
19) Tabudaat Hoob
20) Sabeel
21) Establishment Sabeel
22) Saify Barkat
23) Residential Sabeel
24) Maintenance Hoob
25) Nazafat
26) Eid ul Fitr Salam
27) General Misaq Salam
28) Sitaabi Raza
29) Majlis Raza
30) Every pehli raat Salam
31) Every Raza Salam
32) Akiko
33) Ziyarat visit fund
34) Masjid Fund
35) All Ziyarat Galla Fund
36) Amil Salam
37) Amil's bairo Salam
38) Amil's Dikra Salam
39) Amil's Dikri Salam

Then before answering the first question she kept Nazrul Muqam on the computer screen and started.

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