Dawoodi Bohra Forum

Mom-look-e-syedna is a-hummin’
And I feel a strong Lanaat comin’
TUS Zindabad
We’re gonna blow our wad
So what’s it to you Dushmano ?
Why you care we dunno

‘cause we kiss his feet at our pleasure
when he allows us to at his leisure
we do salaam
place money in his palm
with delight we see his light
he pretends to know our plight

It’s all well and good
Not to mention the food
Along with the bayaan
Found in the ruins of the Mayan
Did I mention Mataam purjosh
after some yummy Achar Gosh ?

So I feed him a steak
And he makes me a Sheik
We hunt by the lake
his kids divvy up the stake
What’s wrong with that I say
May he live till Judgement Day !

Copyright 2004 Average Bohra. All Rights Reserved

AB,

Very good indeed........
Keep it up, man.....

Not bad at all, AB.

Just want to add how important humour is in our(or any) struggle against a powerful tyranny. I think it was the Greek playwright Aristophanes who used humour and laughter in his plays to demolish his opponents.

The problem with Bohra clergy and their unhinged mamluks is that they take themselves damn too seriously.

so, he is going to have a stopover in Boston enroute Houston. How many lucky one will be sheikh this year? What is the going rate this time around?

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Tamasha and feet kissing is scheduled in Boston on August 13th.
May Allah guide alla of us
Wasalaam
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You live in Boston? Want to invite Sayedna saheb for a ziyaafat? Do you have US$93,000 to throw away at him?

No? Forget it.

US$93,000 is the going rate to feed and greet our spiritual leader. Nothing less, but more is always welcome.

And guess why he is not going to Toronto? Because the jamaat there can't afford to have him around.

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Br. Humsafar
AS
Sorry I can't do that.
I am mainstream Muslim
What is 93,000 for?
93 for his age?
You guys should pray for young one to replace him, say 23 year old Grand son. Then Salami will drop down to 23,000.
Or may be 1 year old great grand son. then it will be only 1,000
or
Kothar will demand 1,00,000 for Jyafat of formula milk and baby food!

I am still savoring recent wedding reception attended by Prince-of-Walese.

Very interesting. Can't comment. They will know who I am.

Wasalaam
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.Br. Humsafar
Can Dai appoint one year old as Dai-in-Waiting?
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Guys Guys

You are giving them 'food'
We have Mazoon, Mokasir, Bhai Sahibs, Amil Sahibs of countries, regions, areas etc etc and long hierarchy AND now you tell them of:
Dai-May-Be
Dai-in-waiting

They will have all these - where will we go then???

23 yrs old Dai seems OK and he would love to stay in North America and may be the 'menu' of Zeyafat will also change. 1 year is not OK, how can he 'bless' I mean, he can do the 'Phoo' but can instead do 'other things' which may be regarded as Anti-Barkat...

Where is Br.Mohd.Hussain these days.....he was very desparate to send letters to FBI,CIA n bla bla.....Syedna is in US and no action has been taken from these authorities....i beleive they caugth this mohd.hussain and put him behind BARS....

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Dear Love 4 moula: I am very much alive & because of mine & several other like minded bohras FBI will keep a close watch on Syedna & his financial activities -besides try getting any high Govt official to greet him! He will have no such luck as he had in those corrupt dictator Arab countries where there is no democracy & ruthless people like Syedna rule because of his ill conceived wealth power!

you acknowledge him as your religious head and still you call him ruthless...Your second name should be consistency.

Oe Kabuterr.....Mohd hussain......u try hard...i wish u best of luck......but also i assure you that 10,000 more mohd.hussain like you will not succeed in what u r trying for.....u guys r burning in jealousy...thats y you call the ARAB rulers ruthless.....infact they are the people who have started knowing the greatness of OUR(Your+Mine) MAULA :p .....u call yourself reformists but i c there is nothing on this site which talks about your reformists movement other then critisizing WE PEOPLE....U have no IDEDNTITY as such....but we bohras have got identity in this world because of HIS HOLINESS.

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Br.Humsafar

It looks like giving Zyafat just got little more expensive.

Mode of transportation has to be unique.

It is earth shaking news that Sulatan arrived for Zyafat by Helicopter.

http://akhbar.mumineen.org/1425/jumada2_12.html

Bohras will have to dream up novel means of transport to keep-up-with Johns.

BTW what this this man doing on his knees in this picture?

http://media.mumineen.org/archive/photo ... ton-02.jpg

Wasalaam
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Compare this picture of Suprimo Bal Thakre and Sultan-us-Bohra on his Takht (Bethak).

http://media.mumineen.org/archive/photo ... ton-02.jpg

Wasalaam
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Sorry wrong link

This picture

http://us.rediff.com/news/2004/jul/30bal.htm
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Dear Love 4, You say:
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Oe Kabuterr.....Mohd hussain......u try hard...i wish u best of luck......but also i assure you that 10,000 more mohd.hussain like you will not succeed in what u r trying for.....u guys r burning in jealousy...
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Mohd. Hussain's and other like-minded peoples' 'red flag" to the U.S. authorities paid off. Were there any dignitaries present at your leader's arrival? Where are those Arabs who recognise yur leader? Where are their consulars, and where were the Indian and Pakistani consulars this time - nobody to welcome your grand leader???
Why were picture of Bush, key to Houston and a letter of welcome from Congresswoman sent by "messengers" and not in person? He even had to cross over into his car at the airport with the rest of local passengers. No special VIP lounge, no special pass and no police escort.Get the drift?
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By the way, the tag for ziyafat has gone up to $110,000. Imagine if 10 people give ziyafat, what the tag would be. I wonder how these people carry so much money outside the U.S.? What a waste of money? And not one penny going to starving people in Africa or in India. Nothing being done to eradicate illiteracy in developing countries. What happened to Fatimid Imams' legacy of founding universities, contributing to science and medicine, and literacy, etc. for real and not for bribing a government to accord favours.

Love 4, enjoy your Lord.

L4M,

You hit the nail on the head with

bohras have got identity in this world because of HIS HOLINESS.

When your very own identity, the very essence of you being is because of another human, then you have nothing.

I do respect your right to worship any God and follow any religion. However, your belief which I quoted is what makes this a lucrative business and a cult.

Jalo...Jaloooo, Mere Dost!!! Magar Jalo to Diye ki tarah jisse dusro ko roshni de sako....ARRAY tum kya kisi ko roshni dogey....Tum to Khud Andhere ka Shikaar ho gaye ho....Iss Duniya mein SARI JINDAGI JALTE RAHO....Aur JAHANNAM mein to JALNA hi hein...

<img src="http://media.mumineen.org/archive/photo ... ton-22.jpg" alt=" - " />

May Our Soul`s be Sacrificed upon this Salam of Our Maula

Love4M,

What are you trying to prove in pic one. Are you trying to tell us that a non-bohori is kissing hand of your dai. Well, look where he came from. May be you can then understand whether it is fuel for the progressive to burn with, or laughing material.

The man kissing the hand is a messenger from the Mayor's office, who is a low rank officer and happens to be a young Muslim, who in turn has always kissed hands of his adults. So no big deal.

Aren't you getting late for your turn to kiss hands and toes. At least the guy did not have to pay. You can't get there without an envelope in your hand, can you?

Good luck. May Allah bless you and guide you.

Love4M; Tell us your Visit to Moula-Whether they allowed you to kiss Mola"s hand without the real money in your hand- They do not take envelope anymore! Beside you got the real news that your Mola was not welcome with the presence of people like senators,congressman or the president -which he is able to get in the countries he can bribe with the huge amt of his ill earned money!Watch out they are still after that corrupt "prince" Malek-Al- Astar!

Mohd.Hussain itna JALAA mat kerrrr.....abhi to agey aur JALWE DEKHNE hein..
By the way do let me know how many people attended the so called CONFERENCE....i m sure not a single one...no one has time to listen n be part of your BULLSHITT.
Waise Udr.masjid ke liye BHIKH MANGNE WALA letter accha tha....anyone will contribute atleast a penny for that.....EVEN I

Read the follwoing posting

Mumineen,

BUSHRA! The day we have awaited for so long is very near. Aqa Moula (TUS) will arrive at Newark Airport on Saturday 14th Jamad al Ukhra (31st July).All Mumineen are requested to be at the Masjid Complex no later than 3 PM on Saturday 14th Jamad al Ukhra (31st July). All Mumineen are advised NOT to go to the Airport due to security reasons. Aqa Moula (TUS) will bestow upon us karam and ehsaan and will arrive at the Masjid Complex for the reception ceremony and give us the sharaf of deedar and dua. May Allah Ta`ala grant Aqa Moula (TUS) long life in perfect health, until day of Qiyamat. Ameen.

Was Salaam

-Anjuman-e-Burhani, NJ

AND NOW FOR THE BREAKING NEWS
Terror Alert for Washington DC area has been raised from yellow to orange as of today. I WONDER..............

Dear Omabharti,

People floating around in white with topis and big beards are perceived as a threat these days. They are scary. Look at them. May be the govt. decided that these people posed a threat, not realising that these very people are victims of threat every single day from their very own. May be the jamaat was told that such people were not welcome in the airport area for security of the Americans.

Well- Tips to FBI are working and maybe these Bohra Taliban leaders will have their day in the court- "Baghvan ke ghar deir hain-Andher nahin"--So where are those grandiose plans of receptions at the airport?

I m desparatly waiting for anyones reply on how much money was collected THROUGH BEGGING, for the cause of saving Udaipur Masjids....AGAR KUCH JYADA CHAHIYE TAU GO TO MY MAULA...HIS HOLINESS will arrange you the amount you need as a TIP.
Dont worry u r going to loose many more like the one in Moiyadpura.
Mohd.Hussain do you think that your tip to FBI has caused the US authorities to step up ALERT...if YES....then u r making JOKE of yourself....JOKER.
U r trying to SPIT on the MOON...but u never knew that the SPIT is ultimatly going to DROP on your UGLY FACE.

Mohd.Hussain..Instead of using word BHAGWAN u could have used UPPERWALE....which makes clear that after running through all these years with reformists activities you have even lost your MUSLIM identity and started beleieving in BHAGWAN.
"MUDDAI" LAAKH BURA CHAHE KYA HOGA..WAHI HOGA JO MUNZOORE KHUDA HOGA...... and ALLAH is with us.

Love4moula; Goes to show how narrow minded closed circuited person you have become following your Moula !Apparently you did not get to do the Kadamboshi!