Dawoodi Bohra Forum

Difference between this site and propaganda websites (Malumaat, Zeininfosys, Mumineem, Idarat'ul shaksi etc.)
you log in here for FREE you share your thoughts for FREE and no one question you! well as other Propaganda websites,
you log in there for a COST (wajebat, Sabil etc.) you can only see on your EXPENSE and cannot contribute a thing. and YOU ARE BARRED FROM QUESTIONING!

This is a discussive site while others are informative, so dont tey to put wierd comparisions.

Your weird comparision between Muffadal Saab and Anecdotes of Islamic history is acceptable, but this FYI website is disculssive...WOW!

@TB
Actually, this is the informative site, all other sites, controlled by raza are propaganda sites. I hope you understand the difference.

true_bohra wrote:This is a discussive site while others are informative, so dont tey to put wierd comparisions.

Why debate over legitimacy of websites. I thought Kothar long ago gave mumineens Raza to come on this website for "muhabilla". Maybe only a handful.

Don't understand need for anonymity by Maxmature, James, Salaar, Fulan ibn Fulan,and others who pretty much give the party line without any critical analysis. Thrre is No need for hiding under pseudonames if your viewpoints are supported by the regime. They would come and cover for you should you get in trouble. It's only those who voice their own Personal frustrations, complaints and have a different voice who are targeted and humiliated and persecuted by the local aamils and Jamaat members. Like the Nalwala brother who came as himself. What do these defenders of the Regime (Maxmature, James, Salaar, Fulan ibn Fulan, etc...) have to fear by keeping themselves anonymous, just lIke the rest of us. Maybe they fear being eliminated by Big Brother when they become useless to their mission.

Got some pictures on whatsapp about the way the Saheb e Dawat was welcomed in Surat. Open Jeep with escort and band baja.

Will upload later

VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Francis on Wednesday permanently removed a German bishop from his Limburg diocese after his 31 million-euro ($43-million) new residence complex caused an uproar among the faithful.


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At the center of the controversy was the price tag for the construction of a new bishop's residence complex and related renovations. Tebartz-van Elst defended the expenditures, saying the bill was actually for 10 projects and there were additional costs because the buildings were under historical protection.

But in a country where Martin Luther launched the Reformation five centuries ago in response to what he said were excesses and abuses within the church, the outcry was enormous. The perceived lack of financial transparency also struck a chord since a church tax in Germany brings in billions a year to the German church.

The Vatican said Wednesday that the inquiry into the renovation found that Tebartz-van Elst could no longer exercise his ministry in Limburg and that Francis had accepted his resignation, which was originally offered Oct. 20.

The Vatican said Monsignor Manfred Grothe, currently an auxiliary bishop in Paderborn, would take over but that Tebartz-van Elst would get a new job "at the opportune time."

But what can one say. Muffy himself likes big houses . So the zadas and bhaisahebs and all down the chain are nothing but money gougers to make big houses and fancy cars. Need I say more about the lavish lifestyle.

Salaam to all....
sabhi jagah sahab e dawat bheje hai...ye kamane ka naya tarika hai...taaki royal family members ki extra income ho aur wo skq ki aur na jaaye...abhi recently sabhi ka mithak hua hai....phir iski kya jaroorat hai ?? sabhi jagah mithak le rahe hai sahab e dawat phir se.... agar ghar par qadam karane se barqat hotee hai toh ?? kya sabhi saheb e dawat hafiz e Koran hai ?? phir unke qadam karne se kaise baraqat hogee ?? agar baraqat ke liye hee mumenin ke ghar par qadam karna maqsad hai toh... phir salaam kyu maangte hai sahab e dawat ke liye ?? kyu koi sahab e dawat gareeb ke ghar qadam nahi karte hai ?? gareeb ke ghar qadam karne se barqat hogee....toh wajebaat collection aur jyaada hogaa....kyu baar baar sabhi ko mithak ke naam par ya koi aur occasion creat karke...masjid mai bulate hai...?? wahaa islam ki konsi education dete hai....sirf likha hua bayaan padne ke alawa ?? jab masjid mai sabhi haazir hote hai...kyu masjid ke 12 adab ka saheb e dawat ya aamil paalan nahi karte hai ?? ye business nahi toh aur kya hai ??

jaago mumenin jaago..ye dhanda band karo....kya panjatan paak ne ye sikhaya hai ki islaam ke naam par business karo ?? kya history mai bayaan hai ki Rasoollah SAW ya moula ali ne farmaya hai ki...baar baar mithak do....ghar par qadam karne se baraqat hogee....
jaago mumenin jaago

ghulam muhammed wrote:Who said I NEED an ejamat card and I cannot SURVIVE without it

Okay... so you're saying you don't need an E-Jamaat Card and will survive without it? Cool!

Therefore:

1) Why do you cling to Bohra membership so much... when you aggressively don't agree with the Bohra Faith?

2) Why do you choose to remain... when you know the Bohra Faith is never going to change to your liking?

3) Why do you insist on staying... when it's so easy to leave and join another community, who in your opinion are far better?

Why do YOU want to call yourself a MUSLIM when you don't believe in the UNITY of Ummah !!

No way! Are you trying to imply that You do believe in Unity of the Ummah!
That must explain why you joined a Shia Forum to crap on Shia beliefs! It all makes sense now!

You know what GM - there is already Unity in the Ummah... the overwhelming majority of Muslims from all different communities and beliefs... live happily side by side, in peace and harmony, on all four corners of the world. We go to school together, work together, play together, even marry together... all with everybody having respect for each others Faith.

Then we have the minority of Evil Extremists who ruin everything... by deliberately injecting themselves in to places where they don't belong... to criticise and ridicule and disrespect other peoples beliefs.

You are an Evil Extremist GM... so take your Rickshaw and drive over to the nearest Wahhabi Mosque... which is where your real faith is.

Show some guts dude and follow in the footsteps of the mighty AZ... who joined another community and waved goodbye to this one!
What a guy! A true MARD, with integrity and principle and courage! Why can't you be like him GM?

Who are you to judge my faith and theology ?

I know you're not too bright so let me ask again - please read the question properly this time GM, and give a relevant reply which answers the point:

4) Why don't you join a Sunni Mosque, as you believe in their theology, and would be welcomed with open arms?

Just buying a degree and running a defunct clinic doesn't make you a doctor! lol.

Sure, whatever you say Mr Tata lol!
Now here's vees rupiya, drive me to YOUR Taj Mahal Hotel, chalo chalo yaar LOL!

Qutbi-Zero

You know what GM - there is already Unity in the Ummah.

Really Qutbi Zero, How do you explain the split in Dawoodi Bohra community between SMS and SKQ lol, Oh because Abdes are not part of Muslim Ummah

Then we have the minority of Evil Extremists who ruin everything.

Like the followers of SKQ according to Our Haq Na Dai Moula Muffadal Bhai Saheb lol

Show some guts dude and follow in the footsteps of the mighty AZ... who joined another community and waved goodbye to this one!

Now you like AZ, lol and may be you were in stupor lol because AZ did post since the creation of TWO DAI DAWAT

I know you're not too bright

I suppose it takes one to know one.lol

ghulam muhammed wrote:Oh so you are proud of this so called BIG achievement, keep it up lol !

Oh I will baby!
Although it's not a big achievement dude... as it's so unbelievably easy to do lol!
However it does redress the balance here... oh, and it's extremely enjoyable too lol!

Once again you utter nonsense ! Majority of the members are bohras except a handful !!

Bullshit!
There are only a couple of dozen posters here... and half of them are Wahhabis and Sunnis and Atheists!
Of the few who are Bohras (whether with Muffy or Khuzzy or the Reformists) some don't even belong to a Jamaat and most don't even believe in our Faith - therefore they're only Bohra in name (or thanks to their E-Jamaat Card like you lol!)

I said there are hardly any Bohras here - and I'm 100% correct... as always!

As regards being against wahabis and gaining sympathy, you once again blabber without understanding the context !

You sound like you've just learnt the word "context" and have become all excited lol - seriously dude, you don't have to use it in every post to make you sound clever... we all know you're not lol!

At least Iam a Muslim and proud of my faith that my Prophet (s.a.w.) and Panjatan Pak (a.s.)

If you believe in the Panjatan and that Mollana Ali was the true successor, then you are a Shia - but the reality is you don't believe at all... therefore run along to a Wahhabi Mosque... oh and make sure you don't do Matham!

professed unlike YOU who are actually a highly confused lot who calls himself a Muslim but has loads of venom for sects other then Bohras/Shias

Repeat it all you want baby - it ain't gonna make it true lol!
I only have venom for the Wrongly Guided Trinity of Shia-Haters on this forum... you being one of them!
You hate all Bohras - Dawoodi, Qutbi, Udaipuri, every single one of us... for every reason under the sun... and especially because we ALL do Matham!
YA HUSSAIN!

you definitely are a Shia

You can bet your E-Jamaat Card I am!

a faith which even its so called founder Mola Ali (a.s.) did not profess !

So-called founder? Like I said, you're not a Shia and have no respect for the Ahlul Bayt.
Why don't you just admit it and go join a Wahhabi Mosque?
Afterall you believe Bakr/Umar/Uthman were the rightful successors don't you.

You are from the progeny of the Fitnati Kufan Shias who stabbed their leaders at their back

Says the guy who is (supposedly!) a member of the Bohra Community - but has spent all these years stabbing Aqa and his Father in the back! And now has the breath-taking audacity to praise Khuzzy, even though you were stabbing him in the back too!
Go to Kufa where you belong GM! (Or just join a Wahhabi Mosque, which means pretty much the same thing!)

you are not a Shia who believes in Mola Ali (a.s.) and Ahle Bayt!

I am a Shia - which is why I crap on anyone who speaks against the Ahlul Bayt...
You on the other hand, have countless posts demeaning the Panjatan and diminishing the sacrifice of Imam Hussain... and of course, you agree with everything the two Wahhabis here say!
Why don't you and your buddies start a thread about how we should all give Yazid the honour of RadiAllahun...

Its high time that readers understand the true 'Fitnah' that you try to spread on this forum

Why? Are you scared of me lol!
Listen, it's high time that You understand... that nobody gives a shit what you think LOL... and that you should throw away your (beloved!) E-Jamaat Card and go join a Wahhabi Mosque (where you actually belong!)

you try to portray yourself as an SKQ sympathiser but diplomatically inflict poison and divert discussions which concerns the rot in dawat administration.

You are a Wahhabi - yet are now speaking in support of my main man Khuzzy... this is interesting because your idiotic Non-Shia beliefs would never be accepted by Kickass Khuzzy!
In fact, he would probably put all kinds of Laanats on your ass! Oh wait, that's Muffys game lol.

A laanat is a laanat, no here and there !

And an insult against the Panjatan, is an insult against the Panjatan.
How many times have you are your two buddies shown disrespect to them? I've lost count!

And once again like a true Kothari mole

Mole? I thought I was a Goon lol!
Dude, paranoia is a symptom of low intelligence and psychological imbalance... go see a Teacher and then a Psychiatrist lol!

you are trying to create the impression that Kothar doesn't spread hatred against sunnis

They don't spread hatred against Sunnis at all... they're too busy stealing our money!
How many Bohras have violently attacked Sunnis? None.
How many Sunnis have violently attacked Bohras and other Shias and Christians and Jews and Hindus and Sikhs etc etc? Countless.
We all know who is really spreading hatred - it's evil Wahhabis like You!

haven't you heard the Amils saying 'Don't attend Shia/Sunni Mohurrum Majlis'

Not ever in my life! Are you a compulsive liar like Anajmi?
Many of my friends are Asheri and we enjoy going to their Muharram Majalis whenever we can, which is several times every single year, even if I have to miss Madlis in my own Masjid lol! Not to mention all the other functions I attend with them. There is a big Muslim world out there GM - you should try and see it sometime.

Many Asheris have also been to our Masjid in London, as have Sunnis, Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs and even members of the Royal Family! (No not the Kothar, I mean the British Royals lol!)

So - quit spouting your clueless bullshit... you little Anti-Bohra, Anti-Shia, Anti-Truth, Rickshaw Driving, Wahhabi nobody!

and the stereotyped bohra phrase "Olo to Musalman che, apne to Mumin che"

Yes, now this we have all heard. So what? Ismailis and Asheris say similar things too.
Mumin is just another way of saying we are followers of Imamat... why is that making you wet your chudees? We still think of Sunnis as our Muslim brothers.

Meanwhile... your Wahhabi buddies keep calling Shias Kafir! That doesn't bother you at all does it... I wonder why!

and the incident during Gujarat Genocide when Bohras said "We are NOT muslims, we are bohras, don't harm us"

Again, so what?
If some people were about to murder you... you'd say all kinds of shit to save your ass lol!
If the Muffy Mob put a gun to your head - you'd be saying Laanats on Khuzzy quicker than an Abde on steroids lol!

Besides, it was, what is the word that is often used - ah yes, "Mainstream" Muslims that caused all the problems with Hindus in Gujarat... indeed with all communities worldwide... therefore Bohras were wise to differentiate themselves from them.

If I was in Gujarat at that time, I would have said "We are NOT Sunnis, we are Shias, don't harm us"... and I'm sure it would have worked!

The "Aa gale lagja" of the butcher of muslims, Narendra Modi and his felicitation in Masjid and giving him cheque of over Rs.One crore is one more example as to how much they hate Non-Bohra Muslims

Huh? I swear dude, go see a Shrink lol!
If Aqa pays off a tyrant like Modi to protect his community - it means they DON'T hate Non-Bohras you frikkin imbecile!

"Dushman ka dushman, apna dost" !!

Exactly! To attack Bohras... you guys will jump in bed with the Wahhabis (and turn your back on the Panjatan) at the drop of a hat!

And stop bringing your UK examples here, Bohras are absolutely no match in UK against Muslims, so they have no choice but to mingle around with them.

Did I say anything otherwise? Bohras are in a minority EVERYWHERE Einstein!
We are a strong community here in the UK and mingle with everybody... which is why we are so respected and prosperous here.
You should tell your Wahhabi friends in the UK to try doing the same... instead of creating conflict and chaos!

Also, it's interesting how you say Bohras are no match against Muslims - therefore implying that Bohras are NOT Muslims... yep, you're a Takfiri... which proves 100% that you're a Wahhabi (despite all your lies and protestations lol!)

Just because a handful of sunnis spank you everytime you open your mouth

LOL! In your dreams baby!
I casually tear you three to shreds, until I get bored... then mosey off in to the sunset, like a dashingly handsome Hero lol... meanwhile, you get all angry and scramble around trying to say something back to me lol!
Even after hours of thinking... you still don't come up with anything worthwhile lol!
It's pure comedy dude! I can't believe some people think this place is not entertainment lol!

doesn't make them wahabi sympathisers !!

Not respecting Shia Beliefs is what makes you a sympathiser - why not go the whole nine yards and become a Full Retard, I mean Full Wahhabi lol! What's stopping you GM? Are you scared Muffy will put Laanats on your ass lol!

PS: Dang! Yet another awesomely long post! Man, I'm such a frikkin Hero lol!

PPS: Can you count up all the LOLs I made in this post GM - I need to check if I've broken my previous record lol!

PPPS: GM, please do continue speaking negatively about the Bohra Community... it clearly proves that you hate Bohras, and so are definitely not one of us!

SBM wrote:If this is a Dawoodi Bohra website then why a leader of Dawoodi Bohra will ask his followers not to visit this website or contribute. I know many Abdes who were told not to visit this website by Aaamils appointed with the Raza of SMS

I've never heard this Mr MARD - but even if it is happening... so what?

The internet is a platform for propaganda so it's wise for people to be very wary of things on the web.

I personally know of many Sunnis Mosques that tell their community not to go to Shia websites.
Most Catholic Churches tell their community to avoid Protestant websites, and vice versa.
etc etc...

What's the big deal? You got a problem with every other community that does the same thing too?

As far as my new wording of Monkey Brain Abdes, I did not invent that, it was by your friend and brother Salaar who provided this wording

Really?
I've seen you say far worse in the past SBM lol!
I'll be sure to regularly use the word MARD... now that you've decided to throw it around at people lol!

If this website is Dawoodi Bohra website which gives you the right to visit here

Everybody has the right to visit here - Bohras, Non-Bohras, Muslim, Non-Muslim, whoever... as long as they respect our beliefs.
People who trample on our beliefs should be banned (but of course they won't be lol!)

then can you please tell your other Die Hard Abde brothers/sisters and friends to come and visit this website and help spread the word and contribute

They would come here - if our beliefs were respected... but they aren't are they dude lol!

Have you joined any websites full of Anti-Muslims talking shit about RasulAllah?
So why would Bohras join a website full of Anti-Bohras talking shit about Aqa?

However before expecting others to come here - why not get Reformists to join first... where are they all eh SBM?
There are 5,000 Udaipuris and thousands of other Reformists across the world - yet all we have here are the same two or three dozen people, half of whom are Anti-Bohras lol!

part of your Najwa here as we are all Dawoodi Bohras

Most people here are not Bohra - including you Mr MARD lol!
You're proud of not belonging to any Jamaat at all!
Not with Muffy or Khuzzy or even the Reformists... in fact, you disagree with being Shia itself lol!

and we have the right to that wealth Kothar has.

Do we?
You want to go live in Saifee Mahal and drive around in their collection of fancy cars lol!
Tell me - do the Catholics demand money from their Church... or do they donate money to their Church?

We have no right to the Kothars wealth - but more importantly, they do not have any right to "demand" our wealth! This is the correct point of view.

What you should say is this dude - The Kothar has a duty to use it's wealth for the benefit of it's community... we all know they do some good, but could do a lot more, so overall, they are failing in this duty and should be held accountable.

Everybody has the right to visit here - Bohras, Non-Bohras, Muslim, Non-Muslim, whoever
They would come here - if our beliefs were respected... but they aren't are they dude

So why would Bohras join a website full of Anti-Bohras talking shit about Aqa?

so what are you doing here Monkey Brain Abde
Qutbi Zero
How can you contradict yourself in the same posting
And since when this website has become your website, HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CONTRIBUTED TO THE MAINTENANCE OF THIS FORUM AND DURING AN APPEAL TO HELP POVERTY IN AHMEDABAD dude There is a button "DONATE" on the top right hand in case your eye sight is poor.

Tell me - do the Catholics demand money from their Church... or do they donate money to their Church

Yes You Moron, they call it Catholic Charities and they run many hospitals-orphanages and colleges and provide help to many Non Catholics, Visit Archdioceses of any city and you will find it about their work Monkey Brain Abde

What you should say is this dude -

A typical Monkey Brain Abde telling others what to say and do Abde Mentality after all lol

- therefore implying that Bohras are NOT Muslims

Hello Qutbi Zero If Bohras are really Muslims why they would not open their Markaz and Masjid to every Muslim who wants to perform Namaz like every Masjid in Muslim Ummah which is open to anyone for performing Namaz. kapish Einstein lol

On a separate note, I read about unity of ummah. Unity of Ummah is a myth. Its a falsehood created which is then used by extremists today.

Anyway Muslims are not a monolith. They are not a monolith even in India let alone the world. Cultural,national,and ethnic considerations outweigh religious and add sectarian mindset to it.

Its open knowledge what the Saudis think about Muslims from Pakistan,India, Bangladesh. They act as custodians of Islam and the major proponent of the Ummah mindset but they treat non Arabs shabbily. It they bothered about. Ummah why don't they grant citizenship to the Ummah who wish to get their citizenship. Its all BS.

More Muslims are killed by Muslims today but the west is demonized as killers of Muslims.

Muslims of India in particular should get out of this ummah mindset and worryore about just their lives in India with loyalty only towards their country and family. Better for the country and their lives as well. More so Dawoodi Bohras who are thought to be more progressive than others.

SBM wrote:Zinger

SBM bhai, the website even today, reads as "dawoodi-bohras.com". that alone gives us every right to be here

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Ok Br Zinger
If this is a Dawoodi Bohra website then why a leader of Dawoodi Bohra will ask his followers not to visit this website or contribute
I know many Abdes who were told not to visit this website by Aaamils appointed with the Raza of SMS
As far as my new wording of Monkey Brain Abdes, I did not invent that, it was by your friend and brother Salaar who provided this wording
So here is my question Br Zinger If this website is Dawoodi Bohra website which gives you the right to visit here, then can you please tell your other Die Hard Abde brothers/sisters and friends to come and visit this website and help spread the word and contribute part of your Najwa here as we are all Dawoodi Bohras and we have the right to that wealth Kothar has.

1. You didnt invent monkey brain abdes? great to hear that, congratulations. you have moved up a notch in my eyes
2. wait a minutes, salaar coined it, but you are using it as an abuse in place of brain dead and moron, damn, you just went down 2 notches
3. If there was a site that abused your father day and night, would you ask your son to go see it? or would you ask him to stay away from it?
4. again, why would anyone want to visit a site that does nothing but abuse not the just the dawoodi bohra community but mocks its beliefs and shia beliefs as well?
5. you have no idea how many other die hard abde brothers and sisters i have asked to come to this site, but trash from people like you and others have pushed them away. forget spreading the word, they look at me with disgust for asking them to come here
6. really? you want to share the wealth the kothar has? uptil now it was just wanting accountability, now you want your share/cut of it too????

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If there was a site that abused your father day and night, would you ask your son to go see it? or would you ask him to stay away from it?

So Br Zinger
You are the one who said that all Dawoodi Bohras have a right to visit this forum and then you come with this line contradicting yourself
Proves my point only Monkey Brain Abdes would like it both ways. BTW is not Monkey Brain is better than Brain Dead atleast thanks to Salar now I am giving Abdes credit of having brain which is bigger than Pea Size Brain ( how I know because I checked the Anatomy of Dead Abde's brain during my Anatomy and Physiology Lab LOL)

SBM bhai, i think you have been travelling a lot, which is why you are jet lagged and hence cannot read what i have written.

what you have very, and sorry to say this about you, STUPIDLY[/b] done is added 2 and 2 and come up with 9 (not even 5 mind you)

Let me put my points in order once again

1. You didnt invent monkey brain abdes? great to hear that, congratulations. you have moved up a notch in my eyes
2. wait a minutes, salaar coined it, but you are using it as an abuse in place of brain dead and moron, damn, you just went down 2 notches
3. If there was a site that abused your father day and night, would you ask your son to go see it? or would you ask him to stay away from it?
4. again, why would anyone want to visit a site that does nothing but abuse not the just the dawoodi bohra community but mocks its beliefs and shia beliefs as well?
5. you have no idea how many other die hard abde brothers and sisters i have asked to come to this site, but trash from people like you and others have pushed them away. forget spreading the word, they look at me with disgust for asking them to come here
6. really? you want to share the wealth the kothar has? uptil now it was just wanting accountability, now you want your share/cut of it too????

so, now, splash some water on your eyes and face and have a triple shot espresso and read my post and try and understand the context once again.

let me re-iterate what im saying.

YES, we have all the rights to come here because this site is dawoodi-bohras.com. the day you change it to any of the names i suggested i will be the first to leave (and no, i will not come back under a different id. you have my word on thats. scouts honour)

as for the line which you so STUPIDLY[/b] are trying to fly in my face, its in the context that while we dawoodi bohras are free to come and go from here as we please, our aamils dont want us visiting this place because of the serious amount of trash you guys put up here against the community.

didnt understand??? let me try it once again.

We live in a democracy where we have the right and freedom to come and go as we please. but there are still certain laws that prohibit us from going and coming from certain places right!!!

Still didnt get it???? Let me try again.

In school, you are free to smoke and drink and chase girls right. but the teacher would still try and stop you cause its not a good thing right.

Still didnt get it??? Lord..... go back to sleep bhai. get some rest and then try and understand this

@SBM:

Seriously....is this your level...

im gonna give it one more shot, seeing how you twisted my words to draw conclusions,

yes, this site is called dawoodi-bohras.com so we have a right to be here

no, aamils dont want us to come here because no self-respecting person would want to see their community head and his culture abused and mocked the way you do.... they have a duty to try and keep their flock away from trash.

one more attempt. you cant say i didnt try

if you saw a pile of dog poo on the road, would you allow your son to walk into it or would you guide him away from it??? (sorry to keep bringing in your son, please treat it at as a metaphor)

SBM wrote:.

If there was a site that abused your father day and night, would you ask your son to go see it? or would you ask him to stay away from it?

now I am giving Abdes credit of having brain which is bigger than Pea Size Brain ( how I know because I checked the Anatomy of Dead Abde's brain during my Anatomy and Physiology Lab LOL)

Sure bhai, whatever tickles you

SBM wrote:Zinger

SBM bhai, the website even today, reads as "dawoodi-bohras.com". that alone gives us every right to be here

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Ok Br Zinger

As far as my new wording of Monkey Brain Abdes, I did not invent that, it was by your friend and brother Salaar who provided this wording

i knew you were adding 2 and 2 and coming up with 9, but this time you came up with 11

i knew there was something drastically wrong in your head.

read the post by salaar again. the monkey brain he is referring to is actually anajmi
http://dawoodi-bohras.com/forum/viewtop ... in#p128896

Geee..... what have you been smoking up bhai ??? that is some seriously bad stuff... its making you hallucinate

if you saw a pile of dog poo on the road, would you allow your son to walk into it or would you guide him away from it??? (sorry to keep bringing in your son, please treat it at as a metaphor)

If it were zinger and his son walking down the road and saw a pile of dog poo, zinger would say that since it has dawoodi-bohra written on it, he has a right to be in it!! (Please treat this as a metaphor, you wouldn't actually step into dog poo would you?)

yeh gorak dhanda band karo. Baar, baar masjid me bulane aur misak ka natak rachane ka maksad yeh hai ke tum apni sochne ke takat ko istemaal mat karo. bus woh jo kahe wo karo aur paise daite jao. qadam bosi me itni hi barakat hoti to aaj jahan wo sote, jagti aur saifee mahal me rahte hai wahan par do jamaatain nahin hoti. africa me hathi par beth kar sher ka shikar karte hain to kia hathi ko barakat milte hai. kuch rooz baad usee hathi ka shikaar ho jata hai. yeh barakat sab bekaar ke batain hai. apne Allah par pura ehtemaad rakho to yeh gosh aur hadi ke bane huwe tumara baal bhe nahi taur sakte.

Geee..... what have you been smoking up bhai ??? that is some seriously bad stuff... its making you hallucinate

Moula nu Phook Nu Paani and the aroma of Barkat wali Roti and Thaali/Dabba nu Barkati Jaman (some seriously bad stuff) and that is what made me hallucinate

surat tamasha

surat tamasha

AgnosticIndian wrote:Got some pictures on whatsapp about the way the Saheb e Dawat was welcomed in Surat. Open Jeep with escort and band baja.

Will upload later

he is aqmarbhai . SMB 's grandchild and SMS 's son in law..

SBM wrote:

Geee..... what have you been smoking up bhai ??? that is some seriously bad stuff... its making you hallucinate

Moula nu Phook Nu Paani and the aroma of Barkat wali Roti and Thaali/Dabba nu Barkati Jaman (some seriously bad stuff) and that is what made me hallucinate

A wise man would if you dont believe then why do you eat