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SBM
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Laughabble FATWAS

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Unread post by SBM » Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:00 pm

started this thread and let us post all the Fatwas coming from all sides
http://news.yahoo.com/saudi-cleric-cond ... 35293.html
Saudi cleric condemns snowmen as anti-Islamic
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anajmi
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Unread post by anajmi » Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:07 pm

Asked on a religious website if it was permissible for fathers to build snowmen for their children after a snowstorm in the country's north,
I am wondering who was the idiot who asked the question in the first place. You know, if you ask a question whether it is permissible or not, the answer would be either a yes or a no. If the cleric had said yes it is allowed to make a snowman, then the next question would've been why then are we not allowed to build an idol of clay. The prophet (saw) has said not to ask too many questions lest you make things difficult for yourselves.

A friend of mine went to an Alim in Chicago asking about whether it was haram or halal to consume this or the other kind of food. The Alim told him that if he asks too many questions, everything will become haraam for him. So stop asking stupid questions.
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Unread post by SBM » Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:13 pm

The idiot must be some one who may be an Abde and could not do anything without RAZA and since he is in Saudi he thought he can RAZA from another moronic Mufti :mrgreen:
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KA786110
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Re: Laughabble FATWAS

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Unread post by KA786110 » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:28 pm

The whole Fatwa thing is laughable. Fatwa is only mandatory on the person who issues the fatwa. So do not give too much credence to any kind of fatwas. Use your own God given intellect.
Asking question is good. Read the story Prophet Ibrahim about how he came to believe in God. Without questions you cannot improve yourself or learn anything.
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qutub_mamajiwala
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Unread post by qutub_mamajiwala » Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:03 am

anajmi wrote:
Asked on a religious website if it was permissible for fathers to build snowmen for their children after a snowstorm in the country's north,
I am wondering who was the idiot who asked the question in the first place. You know, if you ask a question whether it is permissible or not, the answer would be either a yes or a no. If the cleric had said yes it is allowed to make a snowman, then the next question would've been why then are we not allowed to build an idol of clay. The prophet (saw) has said not to ask too many questions lest you make things difficult for yourselves.

A friend of mine went to an Alim in Chicago asking about whether it was haram or halal to consume this or the other kind of food. The Alim told him that if he asks too many questions, everything will become haraam for him. So stop asking stupid questions.
according to zakir naik the answer is not always yes or no.
he would have said i presume if u build for fun so long it is ok, but be careful do not start worshipping it. or if u feel it will lead to idol worship, dont build it.
he has said this explicityly on one question a same like minded fool has asked that is it permissible to hang or see the picture of amitabh bachhan or sachin tendulkar in his room as he was living in a hostel and other batchmates were hanging that picture and he was also a great fan of him.
they are so weaklings in their faith, they themselves are not steadfast in their faith. they themselves doubt their faith so much that they are so afraid anything will lead to shirk and idol worshipping.
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Unread post by anajmi » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:56 am

they are so weaklings in their faith, they themselves are not steadfast in their faith. they themselves doubt their faith so much that they are so afraid anything will lead to shirk and idol worshipping.
Actually, this is the opposite of weakness. Being always afraid of committing shirk is the best way to avoid it. You people should learn something from them.
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qutub_mamajiwala
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Unread post by qutub_mamajiwala » Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:54 am

yes always afraid
afraid of ur women also.
so not let her out without male permission and that also fully covered.
afrad that if anybody sees her, or she mingles with gair mehram, she will do zina.
how pathetic thinking.
u dont trust ur women same as u dont trust ur faith, even dont trust ur god.
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Unread post by KA786110 » Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:09 pm

qutub_mamajiwala wrote:yes always afraid
afraid of ur women also.
so not let her out without male permission and that also fully covered.
afrad that if anybody sees her, or she mingles with gair mehram, she will do zina.
how pathetic thinking.
u dont trust ur women same as u dont trust ur faith, even dont trust ur god.
Maybe it is other way around: These men do not trust themselves :-) It is so pathetic they treat women as property and treat them worse than goats and cattle. Those animals have more freedom.
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