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babdeen
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Dai clean up

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Unread post by babdeen » Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:25 pm

From the hut of 51st , 52nd , 53rd Syedna BAB Deen
53 Progressive Blvd, Bohrabad, USA

Date: August 14, 2015 Important announcement from:
Syedna Bab Deen (53rd Dai but now upgraded to 51st to 53rd Dai)

Last two Syedna positions and Dai period have been vacated due to fraudulent claims and un-Islamic conduct by Saifuddin and Burhanuddin. The position of Saifuddin as 51st Dai has been declared null and void and all records of that period have been declared irrelevant. In addition, the period during which Saifuddin claimed to be 51st Dai has been wiped off the calendar. The position of Burhanuddin as 52nd Dai has also been declared invisible - as if it never happened.

Both Saifuddin and Burhaddin have been assigned new identities and placed in guilty protection programs. They have been assigned new names of Saif Lootera and Burhan Badmas. Please use these names for all matters including pursuing any claims against these two thugs and their families.

With the elimination of these two culprits as Dai, Bohras are now again free to move around the world. From now on Bohra community is free of all guilt associated with these two criminals. All Bohras can now return to good standing as Muslims.

Crimes By Saif Lootera and BurhanBadmas:

(1) Claiming more powers than Prophet Mohammad (God like powers):
These powers were proclaimed, promoted and implemented via Misaq ceremony
And long and boring waez. These crimes guarantees both clear path to hell without passing Go (no more money for these criminals).

(2) Creating and using new categories of monetary frauds:
Under Saif/Burhan regimes over 25 new money sucking fake items were created to loot Bohras. It is estimated that over US$500 million dollars were looted and deposited in secret bank accounts in a European countries. Both criminals will be given 500 lashes each and the recovered money will be added to hell fire when they arrive in there.

(3) Unauthorized collection of funds in the name of dead former imams, dais:
Both defendants collected salams for dead Imams and dead Dais and pocketed it. Gullible Abdes (mostly from uneducated Bohra communities and Houston) were routinely fooled by asking for salams for dead Dais and hidden Imam Tyeb.

(4) Looting of all charitable trust:
These two thugs looted all charitable trust set up Bohra philantrophists under the new doctrine that Syedna owns all Bohra properties because of his religious position. This was a great and un-Islamic. To compensate and reestablish those looted charities the following will be immediately done. Both Saif and Burhan will be excavated and their rotting bodies will be immediately sent to hell. That burial property will be auctioned off and money will be given to impacted charities.

(5) Promoting and practicing Incest:
To keep looted money in family these two promoted incest. That practice lead to rape and sodomy amongst Syedna families (do they all look alike?). Saif extensively promoted and practiced the Incest by allowing marrying any women in site regardless of how she was related to the groom. This may have roots in their Yemen origin. Many family women were routinely rapped under Ruhani barakat syndrome. There is also small evidence of both consensual and forced sodomy among brother, uncles, nephews, sons, grandsons and cousins. These criminals will be relocated to San Francisco.

(6) Promoting Syedna as the ultimate to please:
This is contrary to Islam which requires such allegiance to Allah only. Saif/Burhan’s motto was: Please Syedna to reach God; Syedna unhappy, even God cannot help. We will leave the punishment for this to God in case hell is not enough.

(7) Both criminals relegated all Women to slave status:
They deprived them of equal human rights, economic rights, social rights. In addition they forcefully mutilated genitals of all female children to keep them as sexual slaves and all educated women were forced to stay home and make roti

Those Bohras who may have been duped into helping these two criminals, must ask Allah’s forgiveness by performing two rakat namaz and asking for God to distance them from Saif and Burhan. Given the volume of idiot Abdes in Houston, we will organize a Smooh (group) namaz for them. Dawat prays that Allah helps you and grants you a working brain going forward.

Syedna BAB Deen
51st, 52nd and 53rd Dai of Dawoodi Bohra Community
Title: Triple Threat Dai