Syedna BAB Deen from the unidentified object over Roseville, New Mexico:
Dear believers and followers of Dai BAB Deen, salams and dua for all
I had left all of you alone for months assuming you were smart enough to be a good Bohra and did not need me or any other fake Dai. After careful evaluation, I have discovered that most of you have succeeded. So, congratulations on being a good Bohra and also keeping your money in your own bank account.
Starting today you do not need a Dai to keep you on Sirat-ul-mustakim. However, I still see a need for spreading humor. So, I have decided to come back to humor you and continue making fun of the other two mostly fake dais. This day forward all dais will be given a new title - Dispensable Dai.
Stay tuned. I will be back with fun posts as soon Hell freezes over or both fake Syednas fart at the same time.
Your Dispensable Dai BAB Deen
