Dawoodi Bohra Forum

So Much to Live For !!! <p>I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Muslim, Christian or Jewish?" "Muslim." "Me too! Are you Sunni or Shite?" "Shite." "Me too! Are you Ismaili or Ithna Asheri?" "Ismaili." "Wow! Me too! Are you Nizari or Mustalian?" "Mustalian " "Me too! Are you Suleimani Bohri or Dawoodi Bohri ?" "Dawoodi." "Wow! Me too! Are you Reformist or Kothari?" "Kothari”!! To which I said, "Die, Kothari scum Die!" and pushed him off. <br>

hahaha.....now reformist has been replaced with Qutbi Bohra!