Iran
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:12 am
Iran nuclear talks near collapse, UK warns
UKUSreal: "You must agree to stop production of nuclear weapons."
IRAN: "We aren't making any nuclear weapons."
UKUSreal: "WE are serious. You MUST suspend your nuclear weapons program."
IRAN: "We don't HAVE a nuclear weapons program. We're building a power station. Your inspectors have already looked at it; it's a power station. See this lamp? You plug it into the wall, turn a switch, and it lights up. We're building the part that goes on the other end of that extension cord, okay? Electricity. Electricity for homes, stores, factories. The oil isn't going to last forever, the way those tanks of yours burn it up."
UKUSreal: "WE reiterate, Iran MUST suspend its nuclear weapons program."
IRAN: "Dear God, why don't they hear me. I know I am speaking; I recognize my voice. READ MY LIPS. WE DON'T HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM. WE DON'T HAVE A 'NOOUKLAR' WEAPONS PROGRAM. You want 110 volt AC, we got that. You want bombs, go to Israel; they got plenty!"
UKUSreal: "WE reiterate, Iran MUST suspend its nuclear weapons program."
IRAN: "Do you guys dry your hair in the microwave oven?"
UKUSreal: "These talks are over. It should be obvious that Iran is not serious about ending its nuclear weapons program. Launch the attack."
(that's UK, USA and Israel)
UKUSreal: "You must agree to stop production of nuclear weapons."
IRAN: "We aren't making any nuclear weapons."
UKUSreal: "WE are serious. You MUST suspend your nuclear weapons program."
IRAN: "We don't HAVE a nuclear weapons program. We're building a power station. Your inspectors have already looked at it; it's a power station. See this lamp? You plug it into the wall, turn a switch, and it lights up. We're building the part that goes on the other end of that extension cord, okay? Electricity. Electricity for homes, stores, factories. The oil isn't going to last forever, the way those tanks of yours burn it up."
UKUSreal: "WE reiterate, Iran MUST suspend its nuclear weapons program."
IRAN: "Dear God, why don't they hear me. I know I am speaking; I recognize my voice. READ MY LIPS. WE DON'T HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM. WE DON'T HAVE A 'NOOUKLAR' WEAPONS PROGRAM. You want 110 volt AC, we got that. You want bombs, go to Israel; they got plenty!"
UKUSreal: "WE reiterate, Iran MUST suspend its nuclear weapons program."
IRAN: "Do you guys dry your hair in the microwave oven?"
UKUSreal: "These talks are over. It should be obvious that Iran is not serious about ending its nuclear weapons program. Launch the attack."
(that's UK, USA and Israel)