OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said
"Hi !, how are you ?"
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine".
The voice said "So what are you up to ?".
I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !".
From next door, "Can I come over?".
Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now".
The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions".
giggles
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An Arab was admitted at saifee Hospital, for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found..
Finally, they found a abde (died-hard- Dai fanatic-bohra) who had a similar type of blood & willingly donated his blood for the Arab and the surgery went through.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the abde as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds, jewelry, and half a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the abde who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the abde a thank you card and a box of halwa (sweets). The abde was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the abde's kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him "This time also I thought that you would give me some thing like a Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry. But you gave only a card and a box of almond sweets.
To this the Arab replied "Can't help it, Bhai..... Now I have Abde blood in my veins
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Finally, they found a abde (died-hard- Dai fanatic-bohra) who had a similar type of blood & willingly donated his blood for the Arab and the surgery went through.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the abde as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds, jewelry, and half a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the abde who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the abde a thank you card and a box of halwa (sweets). The abde was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the abde's kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him "This time also I thought that you would give me some thing like a Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry. But you gave only a card and a box of almond sweets.
To this the Arab replied "Can't help it, Bhai..... Now I have Abde blood in my veins
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The Arab did perform Sajda-e-Khooniya to the abde.