Dawoodi Bohra Forum

1) People who do not want to pay wajebats but enjoy all the food and facilities
2) People who do no want to follow sharia, keep beard, pay zakat
3) Wanna be activist, desperate to find a cause where there is none.
4) Wanna be aalims snubbed by the Syedna for their giant egos.
5) People corrupted by deobandis and wahabis ideals.
6) People vying for the piece of the power.
7) People who are too dumb, and who get bored during the ilmi majilis.
8 ) People who had some sort of fight with the local jamaat members or amils and in their ignorance blame the DAI.
9) Educated people (by degrees but in reality jahils) who consider themselves free thinkers and would have eventually snubbed whatever faith or denomination they had been born into. Such people can be found across all religions and faiths.
10) People born into a reformist household or having a reformist parent.
11) people who want a easy way out. In the name of freedom its freedom from religion itself.

So proggies chip in with categorizing yourselves. It would help us in putting you up in the right cage

Are you a bohra tax collector,or a bohra tax payer?

seeker110 wrote:Are you a bohra tax collector,or a bohra tax payer?

I am a bohra zookeeper of an all proggy zoo...
You should come visit. There will be animals of all the 11 categories

profastian wrote:

seeker110 wrote:Are you a bohra tax collector,or a bohra tax payer?

I am a bohra zookeeper of an all proggy zoo...
You should come visit. There will be animals of all the 11 categories

I am glad you agreed that you are a JUNGLEE who lives in a Zoo or Jungle as per Dawat ni Zaban

Haha ^^

Dr. profastian is starting to go kuku in his war with the reformist and lacks imagination, that he has to post this rubbish the third time
Even the whole concept was bro smarts idea first, which was rather more hilarious ,,

Smart wrote:^
IMHO, you have hit the nail on the head. Abdes by and large are masochists and their masters are sadists.
The 3/4 of the Bohras populace who were not perverts have left this thraldom in the last 40 years. Just half a million perverts remain. Let them be. They are just living their fantasies. I will enumerate them.

1. Foot fetish - kissing feet of every idiot who Comes from a certain palace in Mumbai
2. Masochism - being pushed around, being tongue lashed by the Kothar goons, being ripped off every year in Ramadan, beating their chests morning, afternoon and night as a ritual, without any proximate reason. This list can go on.
3. Exhibitionism - shoving their hinds, high in the air, whenever they see their master.
4. Addiction - to labrez jaman. It can make them do practically anything.
The list goes on...

1) People who do not want to pay wajebats but enjoy all the food and facilities

Once again brain dead Pro... Is Wajebats used by your Aamil for food and facilities , I hope some Shezaada is reading
this posting because the Wajebats are supposed to go to Dai to distribute people in need (in this case the Zadaas and Zaadis)

The appropriate 'laqab' for these inhuman parasites would be "Shaahi Bhikaris".

SBM wrote:

1) People who do not want to pay wajebats but enjoy all the food and facilities

Once again brain dead Pro... Is Wajebats used by your Aamil for food and facilities , I hope some Shezaada is reading
this posting because the Wajebats are supposed to go to Dai to distribute people in need (in this case the Zadaas and Zaadis)

Such big moron(SBM), Sabil and niyaz are part of the wajebats not all the wajebats.
Now remind me, have you been categorised yet, If not, please suggest a number for yourself. Would you like to go in Porus's cage or mate with AZ in his pond, or do you have a preference for the wahabi poo

BooM wrote:Haha ^^

Dr. profastian is starting to go kuku in his war with the reformist and lacks imagination, that he has to post this rubbish the third time
Even the whole concept was bro smarts idea first, which was rather more hilarious ,,

Actually the categorization is not meant for hilarity. According to a latest WWF survey, the proggy population has gone down dramtically in the last couple of years, primarily due to mating with Wahhabi, proggy children not surviving due to outside influences and massive poaching and hunting by the adbes. The WWF have recommended that a proper census be held and ensure that all the proggies are housed in their proper habitats, otherwise they will soon be extinct..

Pro....Such big moron(SBM), Sabil and niyaz are part of the wajebats not all the wajebats.

Have you seen your Wajebat form? Please provide the copy of the Wajebaat form where Sabil and Niyaz is listed? I do have the form. Every Jamaat
collects Sabil at different rate.
Let me ask other people like Aqs and others if they agree with your POV on this