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Future Farmaans

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:40 am
by genesis
Soon in the future we can anticipate some farmaan like this " Tamaam mumeneen ne janawa ma aave che ke have si Raate bairo saathe mulaqaat bhi topi peri nech kare ".

Set your minds rolling and post such futuristic faramaans which come to your minds.

Re: Future Farmaans

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:57 am
by asad
genesis wrote:Soon in the future we can anticipate some farmaan like this " Tamaam mumeneen ne janawa ma aave che ke have si Raate bairo saathe mulaqaat bhi topi peri nech kare ".

Set your minds rolling and post such futuristic faramaans which come to your minds.
This is not a joke and many people do wear a cap while sleeping also. i have seen many of my close relatives do that

Re: Future Farmaans

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:48 am
by humanbeing
I have been taught to wear the TOPI when going to TOILET !

Any clarification / Justification, Please advise

Re: Future Farmaans

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:11 am
by murtaza2152
humanbeing wrote:I have been taught to wear the TOPI when going to TOILET !

Any clarification / Justification, Please advise


It is from hadees of Rasulullah pbuh in Daim Al Islam.
not heard about Bait ul Khala nii 12 Adab ?
Bait Ul Khala ma khulla mathe na jaaai :lol:

Re: Future Farmaans

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:45 am
by humanbeing
murtaza2152 wrote: Bait ul Khala nii 12 Adab ? Bait Ul Khala ma khulla mathe na jaaai :lol:
But why ! Whats the Funda !

Re: Future Farmaans

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:52 am
by SBM
humanbeing wrote:
murtaza2152 wrote: Bait ul Khala nii 12 Adab ? Bait Ul Khala ma khulla mathe na jaaai :lol:
But why ! Whats the Funda !
By doing Sajda to Goons all the time, the rear is always facing upwards and they wanted to make sure that the S--t did not hit the heads of other Abdes :mrgreen:

Re: Future Farmaans

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:25 am
by Al Zulfiqar
SBM wrote: By doing Sajda to Goons all the time, the rear is always facing upwards and they wanted to make sure that the S--t did not hit the heads of other Abdes :mrgreen:
bhai sbm,

kya ho raha hai?? aap kafi ghussey me lag rahe ho...?!

aise momeen ke topi ki behurmati mat kijiye, is zamaan me uski bahot aala shaan hai. us par kachra daalna sirf dai ka haq hai!

Re: Future Farmaans

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:52 pm
by wise_guy
genesis wrote:Soon in the future we can anticipate some farmaan like this " Tamaam mumeneen ne janawa ma aave che ke have si Raate bairo saathe mulaqaat bhi topi peri nech kare ".

Set your minds rolling and post such futuristic faramaans which come to your minds.

well, 'topi' here can colloquially mean the most popular form of birth control :mrgreen: